I hope you all had a wonderfully amazing Holiday with your friends and family!!
I’ll do a Christmas in the Caymans recap for you tomorrow or Saturday!
Sorry for not blogging when I was away….
I thought because we had internet and I had drafted a couple of posts I’d get to it, but let’s be honest,
the beach + cocktails + delicious food with the family was more important.
But for now, a few thoughts…..
A reader had reminded me I haven’t done an “Enough Already!” post in a long time,
and since I still have loads of TV to catch up on, I figured it was the perfect way to get a little bit Coffee-Talk-y while I wait to see all the shows!
and since I still have loads of TV to catch up on, I figured it was the perfect way to get a little bit Coffee-Talk-y while I wait to see all the shows!
REAL HOUSEWIVES BEVERLY HILLS :
DEAR DORIT,
DEAR DORIT,
ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!
I mean…. this Panty-Gate thing is just insane.
If I were wearing a skin tight white dress that would only be ruined by a panty line, I wouldn’t wear underwear either!
Erika didn’t walk in the room and announce that she wasn’t wearing underwear; LVP asked her for a pair and then threw her hand in that area, so she responded she wasn’t wearing any.
And she was not sitting there with her legs spread, she had a napkin on her lap.
It’s not her fault that your husband PK (to be read in the annoying fake accent that her husbands name is said in every two seconds…. truly….”PK” should be the drinking game word of RHOBH)
But it’s not Erika’s fault that PK is a pervert who keeps staring at her vagina
and is disgusting enough to keep bringing it up to his wife and saying completely inappropriate things.
editors note: seriously though, his face when they show him looking at her at that white party, UGH HE IS SO DISGUSTING.
PLUS, in case you’d forgotten:
How many eff’s does Erika give about Dorit?
None, Dorit.
Not one.
Dorit just can’t keep her mouth shut about it, and it is the only thing she discusses at all until she sees Erika next. But she can’t just drop it. No.
She not only needs to blame Erika for her husband being a pervert, but she also needs to buy her underwear and make a big scene out of giving it to her.
What does Erika think when she gives her the underwear?
Not one.
Dorit just can’t keep her mouth shut about it, and it is the only thing she discusses at all until she sees Erika next. But she can’t just drop it. No.
She not only needs to blame Erika for her husband being a pervert, but she also needs to buy her underwear and make a big scene out of giving it to her.
What does Erika think when she gives her the underwear?
She clearly wants to kill her, and rightfully show because SHUT UP DORIT, but she laughs and moves on.
But move on Dorit does not.
UGH. You won’t win Dorit….. Erika Jayne is above you, and Erika Girardi is for sure above you and this nonsense.
And THENNNNN.
Then.
Of course…….LVP , who missed the full part of the underwear gifting but totally understands what happened 150%, says to Erika the second they sit down to lunch after the Escape Room
“so what was the underwear thing that happened?”
I meannnnnnn.
and you wonder why Dorit is so obsessed with LVP.
and another ENOUGH to Dorit, but I’m sure I’ll expand on it in my next CoffeeTalk/EnoughAlready,
ENOUGH with the damn accent. It’s getting WORSE.
LADIES OF LONDON:
DEAR CAROLINE STANBURY,
ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!
ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!
She is just RIDICULOUS.
I still have 1.5 episodes to watch before I am caught up, she has been ridiculous from episode one with her sister/ex-sister-in-law Sophie.
and then she goes on yelling about divorce divorce divorce that is still a secret from Sophie’s kids.
and then, of course, they go to Mapperton.
Everyone is late leaving their houses because of Caroline, she arrives hours late with no update on what time they’ll be getting there, then leaves the girls waiting for her to go back to Mapperton for dinner, etc. etc. The list just keeps going.
Now, should Julie be saying “listen, ding ding ding, here are the house rules” the second everyone walks in the door.
No. Absolutely not. But Julie’s a little cray cray.
(Thank Gawd for yoga or else I imagine shed be wound tighter than a bad Facelift)
and THEN she is so utterly rude at the dinner table entirely.
(Thank Gawd for yoga or else I imagine shed be wound tighter than a bad Facelift)
and THEN she is so utterly rude at the dinner table entirely.
The new girl, Adela, is right. Caroline has been acting like an utterly spoiled brat from the moment she arrived.
What was so stressful?? Drinking in the car while someone else drove you, or sitting and drinking while someone else did your make-up and you showed up whenever you felt like it to dinner?
She loves to dish it out but can’t take it any of it back.
AT ALL.
Which is truly one of my biggest pet peeves for people in the world. Don’t be a sarcastic ass if you can’t handle it back.
Which is truly one of my biggest pet peeves for people in the world. Don’t be a sarcastic ass if you can’t handle it back.
This is when I love Caroline Fleming the most –when she is appalled by people disrespecting rules and manners.
also, is Caroline Fleming fishing in leather leggings?
How? How is that possible?
also, is Caroline Fleming fishing in leather leggings?
How? How is that possible?
But I digress…..
Prior to the boat scene, when they are still at dinner, Caroline S. has a meltdown about going on a boat the next morning and storms out!
Prior to the boat scene, when they are still at dinner, Caroline S. has a meltdown about going on a boat the next morning and storms out!
{I only caught the first part of the boat trip, so this is where I still have 1.5 episodes left! Sorry!}
If I had more time to write ENOUGH ALREADY,
the next chapter would be a lengthy finger pointing at Juliet, Caroline’s wannabe-sidekick.
WE GET IT.
You are obsessed with Caroline Stanbury and will allow her to do anything and you in return will do anything to be in her good graces. You are acting like a 16 year old desperately wanting to be the popular girls favorite.
I guess the next ENOUGH ALREADY should be to me.
I need to get my damn act together,
watch everything I missed over the last 8+ days,
and Coffee Talk it up with you girls!