discuss amongst ya-selves…….
first of all, all of your commentary about the Tiny House Hunters post was amazing and I have so many things to reply to. so glad I am not alone in this.
all I think about is ‘center for ants’ even though it has nothing to do with it.
so…. on to Housewives talk
:: RH of Dallas ::
I meannnnnn we pick up with LeeAnne and Tiffany’s fight
{while the valet man texts and ignores – loved it}
wheres the valet guy in the gif when ya need him?
LeeAnne’s flip out was IN. FREAKING. SANE.
she went POSTAL. and she seriously attacked that camera man!
if a celeb had done that to a pap, there definitely would have been someone pressing charges.
damn girl!
for all of those charity and society and maturity and appropriateness talks, you are FREAKING NUT JOB.
then she almost gets hit by a cable car, then hits the cable car before kicking her heels of and walking barefoot to her car like the carny she is
ummmm. not very charitable behavior LeeAnne. (DRINK!)
This tension with Brandi’s husband is just too intense.
Huge moment in her life that clearly is very important to her and he’s like um, no thanks, but I’ll go drink and show up at the end. I felt so sad for her when she realized he was out golfing and drinking and then just walks in and walks straight outside to the playground.
ASS.
your wife’s family is together for the FIRST time in her life and you just can’t be bothered.
your wife’s family is together for the FIRST time in her life and you just can’t be bothered.
You know who would never do that? Cary’s husband.
Because he’s too busy getting waaaaaaayyyy into picking out outfits for his wife and making her put them on and then discuss every detail about them.
like the other week when Tiffany went to do a video of Cary’s closet for her blog, and the ENTIRE thing is her husband showing different pieces he purchased with comments like “this is from the cary summer collection”
I REALLY JUST CANNOT.
I like Cary though……
you can tell it’s season one of Dallas because LeeAnne shows up to lunch with Tiffany, first words are “I love you and I’m so sorry”, the apology is reciprocated, and that is that.
I bet my-boyfriend-andy-cohen was not pleased with this.
He wants them to go Jersey on their ass.
OMG finally a gif that shows it all! Woo hoo!
really not into shahs this season so far
:: RHOBH reunions ::
Did I talk about this? I can’t remember?
shocker.
the only thing I really need to discuss is Rinna. I’m just so over you.
I loved you last season and this season I’m dunzo.
You’ve been replaced by my new true love, Erica Jayne.
You need to lay off with yelling “just own it just own it just own it”
and even more so….. sit your ass on the damn couch you look like a fool!
shocker.
the only thing I really need to discuss is Rinna. I’m just so over you.
I loved you last season and this season I’m dunzo.
You’ve been replaced by my new true love, Erica Jayne.
You need to lay off with yelling “just own it just own it just own it”
and even more so….. sit your ass on the damn couch you look like a fool!
she needs to “walk away” so she stands there talking about how she has to walk away for an eternity and then walks 4 steps and keeps talking and then walks and sits back down.
:: tamer update ::
ummmmmm I can’t stand tamra but DAMN GIRL. looking good.
see other pics + the article here
:: RHONY ::
last week at bethenny’s BBQ in the hamptons, every single one of them needed to grow up and lock it up.
just say hello and be done with it. good god.
he really is such a creep and an ass. what is dorinda thinking?
I’m watching this weeks episode as I type this with the dinner scene between the two of them arguing the whole dinner AND I JUST CAN’T.
I seriously can’t even watch him. He gives me the HEEBY JEEBIEZ.
he gets those CAH-razy eyes.
hahaha oh my gosh Sonja announcing her Tipsy Girl Prosecco.
“I’m just the ultimate Tipsy Girl”
I mean seriously Bethenny is going to FAH-lip.
insert bethenny flipping tables with her eyes and words all over the place up in hurr.
:: Mazel of the Week ::
I just keep picturing the ‘This is from the Cary Summer Collection” and realizing I am already somehow into Dallas. Even if only for the crap pure gold we get with lines like that.
and you know how much I love you all and want you to watch as much as trash as I do…. so I pulled the whole Sanctuary of Style Closet Crash right here for you!
I mean all you need to see is the intro with Tiffany doing model poses on the side of a highway. It’s PURE GOLD PEOPLE.
and then watching Mark go through his explanations of all of her outfits is seriously SO SO SO SO SO SO GOOD.
seriously. please watch in its entirety.
it’ll be just what you need to get you through your workday and one step closer to Friday.
Mazel to you Mark!
and then OMG OMG! they have weird blown up instagram photos of themselves on their walls of their bedroom!
and then watching Mark go through his explanations of all of her outfits is seriously SO SO SO SO SO SO GOOD.
seriously. please watch in its entirety.
it’ll be just what you need to get you through your workday and one step closer to Friday.
Mazel to you Mark!
and then OMG OMG! they have weird blown up instagram photos of themselves on their walls of their bedroom!
Not quite as amazing Scheana and Shay, but hey, no one can beat their place.
EDITORS NOTE :
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
#hypocrite #sorryimnotsorry
I write these posts late at night while simultaneously watching Bravo, taking snapchats of my snoring husband, and making to do lists of everything I was supposed to do and didn’t do that day and likely won’t do the next day either. or the day after that.
Can we please talk about how extremely AWKWARD Cary is standing for the intro of that video?! All shifty with he hands in her pockets but not really….I was super uncomfortable watching her….
Also, please put up a side by side of Brandi and the guy in the movie Sleepwalkers (Mick Garris) on the blog, you will not regret it! Just google Mick Garris Sleepwalkers on images and you will most definitely laugh out loud!
haha I definitely laughed out loud!!! that is unreal!!!
the whole video is just so (amazingly) awkward!
BUT > BUT > BUT > we must discuss Southern Charm. Omg.
oh my gosh I know I'm sorry! I always leave so much out! so done with Landon – I died during her "interview" in NYC
Ok, I tagged you on instagram on a clip from that "makeup" between Mr. Miyagi and "Christian Christian Christian Christian Christian CARNY" crazypants, because I was like "this is so only the beginning of the end for these two." But watching Tiffany's husband, Keith Suburban, pretend to give a shit about this whole thing, was almost as sad as Brandi, well, not even close, to Brandi's situation. Seriously, that guy is SUCH a piece of shit. 1) He got caught in a lie on camera, and he was P.I.S.S.E.D. about it. And he took his anger about getting busted on her. 2) He's long checked out of that marriage, likely got pieces on the side. She clearly knows something's going on, but refuses to admit it to herself. He's just not even trying anymore, has no plans to end it on his own because he has no balls, and is doing everything he can to make her as miserable as he can so she'll just leave, and that way he won't have to pay her as much when they split.
Keith Suburban OMG:) just spit out my diet coke.
Keith Suburban – touche lady touche. And seriously I need to have a gif of that christian christian carny thing ASAP 🙂
I've been sucked into RHOD. It's just too darn funny. It's all about the CHARITYYYYY:)
charity is to RHoDallas as munchausen is to RHoBH
Love your coffee talks… not sure if you have seen this list but I felt it was right up your alley. Thrillest Ranked every housewife…
https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/real-housewives-of-bravo-ranked
this is AMAZING. seriously. had not seen it and am devouring it! thank you!
I have been waiting for you to post this coffee talk all week. None of my friends are watching RHOD and I am loving it, couldn't wait to hear what you thought about it. Love that two of them don't really have much money, which makes me feel I could be a RH one day… if they even have a Minneapolis version. Also loved when Cary was giving herself botox at home.
I know what an incredible job perk to be able to give yourself botox shots!? although if it required being married to mark not so sure…… 🙂 I like Cary so far though