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The Sarcastic Blonde

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:: Off The Shoulder + Friday Randoms + Link Love ::

May 18, 2018


Cheers to Friday!
I’m off to a morning Barre class to work off last night’s Pinot Grigio.
I don’t normally cocktail during the week unless I am out with friends, but it was National Pinot Grigio Day – what’s a girl to do!?
To be honest, I googled and didn’t see it, so I don’t know if I should trust my source : Kathy Lee and Hoda.
I did see that National Wine Day is May 25th though – so that’s coming up!
One of my favorite dresses from last year is on sale and has a few sizes left so I wanted to share it again with you!

// RED OFF THE SHOULDER DRESS // 
I am wearing an XS, also comes in WHITE,
both are running low on sizes so I rounded up a TON of off the shoulder looks below!
click on bottom half of image to open! 

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I am a little more than halfway through The Woman in The Window.

It’s very “Girl on the Train” which everyone seemed to love but I thought was just okay. It’s another drunk person seeing things…… I’ll report back when finished, but if Girl on the Train was up your alley, I think you’ll enjoy this.  I definitely liked The Last Mrs. Parrish much, much, MUCH more.

I am going to a friends for a dinner party tonight and the plan is to pick a book and try to make it into a “if you feel like it or have time book club” too so I’ll let you know what gets chosen!
The hostess just got back from Waco and seeing Magnolia Farms and everything Chip + Jo so I cannot wait to hear all about it! She’s cooking a Mexican dish from the Magnolia Table cookbook so I am looking for a Mexican app to bring over.  If any of you have any great recipes and are reading this before 11 AM on Friday, comment or e-mail them to me!
I am thinking maybe one of the following :
Cheesy Mexican Corn Dip (recipe)

Avocado Salsa (recipe)

Skinny Taco Dip (recipe)

I saw that one of my favorite earrings from J.Crew is on sale for only $18!
The best thing about them is that they are big statement makers but they are super lightweight; snag ’em while you can!

// EARRINGS //
dress is sold out, but super similar options below :

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:: FAVORITE FINDS :: 

I love these $22 blue and white sandals! Also in love with this raffia tassle pair! Such a steal. 

The ideal summer maxi at the ideal price. 

Pleated skirt perfection. 

A pair of jean shorts that are longer in the back and look like they are loose in the thighs – hallelujah! 

A beautiful floral wrap dress for under $100. 

This striped jumpsuit is the perfect thing for day or night this summer. 

This black + white number would stay in your closet forever.
  (also comes in a top version!) 

Pretty in love with this under $50 cross-back top – in all 3 colors!  

I don’t think I would ever take off these pajamas – AND they’re sexy so my husband couldn’t even complain like he does about my robe obsession. 

The perfect summer mules! And for such a steal.  Love the cork. 

Love all of the colors and the tie neck of this dress. 

In love with these statement earrings (especially the blue option!) 

This basket bag is too cute for words. 

What are your thoughts on the clear details in sandals lately?! I kinda think I’m into it?
I want to try a neutral wedge or a heel too?! 

The perfect striped crewneck tee – the best $25 you’ll 

I’ve been living in my Levi’s denim jacket lately, very similar to this style. 

Under $100 off the shoulder that works for day or night, sandals or slides! 

Obsessed with this printed dress. 

Keep going back to these $35 pink sandals.…. may need to click “add to cart”! 

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:: LINK LOVE ::  

How Kate Hudson gets it all done. 

My go-to spot for all things Royal Wedding.  

OH. Em. GEE. What you won’t see on Town & Country – but what I saw on E! News – is that Meghan used to date Simon Rex – remember him?! Such a hottie. Apparently he is now a porn star part actor part rapper who goes by the name Dirt Nasty. WHAT!?!?! I remember having such a crush on him back in the day on Felicity and Jack & Jill. 

Jennifer Aniston’s morning routine. 
(including collagen in her morning smoothie, which I’ve been doing too!) 

I feel like a moron for just learning that Emily that went to Paris on The Hills is the creator of Glossier? 

The 5 Summer Essentials every woman needs according to Rachel Zoe. 

Why baking soda is good for your face, according to facialists. 

8 of Meghan Markle’s healthiest habits. 

4 Mental Habits to break if you want to be happier and more confident. 

The best dressed celebs at the Cannes Film Festival. 

Inside Eva Longoria’s $3 Million Mansion in the Hollywood Hills. 

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Have a wonderful weekend!!!!!

 

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  1. Dani says: May 18, 2018 at 11:05 am

    Ceviche is a go-to summer appetizer/meal for me! It’s so easy to make IF you have time ahead to make it. You can add in any veggies you want and it’s perfect to snack on without filling up!

    • TheSarcasticBlonde says: May 18, 2018 at 2:15 pm

      I love ceviche so much! I’ve never actually made it myself – that’s a great idea!

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