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:: The Best One Piece Suit + Swim Favorites + Wish List Wednesday ::

April 4, 2018

I wanted to share a dream swimsuit with you all today!
I had wanted to share next week but some of the colors are selling fast so I wanted to let you know about it as soon as possible!
I came across this one piece swimsuit that comes in SIX colors (!!!!) and figured I might as well order 97 of them in all different colors and sizes to see if it worked.  I didn’t have high hopes, because it is only $29 so I assumed the fit or fabric would be wrong, but I LOVE IT.  So much that I don’t know if I’m going to return any of these three colors!?

I also them promptly ordered a bunch more in case my sister wants one too!
I love that this can be worn straight up and down or crossed in the front.  The back is low, but not too low, so it keeps it sexy from the front AND the back.
AND one of the best things about it is the TUSH.
Which I never say about one pieces.  It’s either grandma-ass or yowza-this-is-a-thong or it starts somewhere in between and two step later it’s a giant wedgie on the verge of a thong.
Ya know what I mean?! (I hope so…. cause I really went into some detail there…..)
The butt on this suit is AMAZING.  It’s the perfect middle ground coverage and it DOESN’T MOVE AN INCH when you walk!!!!  It’s by far the best one-piece butt coverage I’ve found. (a lot of the others are skimpy and I just go with and do an awkward walk where no one can see my ass or don’t wear it in front of anyone except my husband….. ya know…. normal stuff like that).

I have a smaller bust (34B, but honestly I still feel like bra ladies are crazy for saying I’m a B), but based on the reviews it seems like a bigger chest hasn’t been a problem at all.  Boobs and hips and no curves and boobs – all around the board people have loved it.  I think this may be the most universally flattering suit of all?!
and for only $29!!!! WHAT!?

But really….. I don’t think I can return any of these colors!?
and there are THREE MORE to choose from too!!

// ONE PIECE SWIMSUIT //
  I am wearing a size Small.
I feel like it runs fairly TTS although in bikinis I often have to size up to a Medium on the bottom, so in that sense it runs slightly large for me on the bottom.  I ordered small + medium to try and love the fit of the small, so not sure if the XS would have worked too?  So for me, it runs true to size (I always recommend ordering more than one size and then returning, especially with swimwear! and especially with free shipping!)

Here is a semj-modest shot of the side boob action and how low the back goes.
I’d show you the tush and how great the coverage is, but let’s be a honest,
a close up of my rear is never going to happen.  I mean, I’m already flexing my stomach and sucking it in as much as possible to show you the side boob.  I don’t know how to flex and suck in for an ass though???
But feel free to see the tush on their website!


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A few other swimsuits I wanted to share before they go away:
You’ve seen the gingham bikini before,
but I am obsessed with this scalloped knock off Marysia swimsuit.
I also love the printed and pom detailing on the far left top.
These are all great prices for swimwear, especially the black and gingham!

// TULAROSA PRINTED SWIM TOP , runs small, size up one // BLACK SCALLOP SWIM TOP  wearing S, TTS // SCALLOP BOTTOM wearing S , runs slightly large// GINGHAM TOP  bra size, runs slightly large// GINGHAM BOTTOM  wearing M, runs slightly large // 

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lusts for the week……..

I have snagged this tank in several colors over the past two years and wear it CONSTANTLY.  Because it is the most flattering thing ever. I always wish I had snagged this blue color and now it is RESTOCKED in 4 colors! (trust me, the black will be your go-to.  It has a slightly longer back and side slits that are SO flattering.)

// SIDE SLIT TANK // I wear a size S 

These earrings come in 10 colors and I love how they would make any outfit from a t-shirt to a black dress to a jumpsuit.

// TASSEL  EARRINGS // 

Double duty as a swim coverup and can layer in so many different ways.

// TASSEL RUANA // 

How cute and happy are these slides!?!

// STRIPED WOVEN SLIDES // 

The front is just as good as the back of this wrap dress cover up.  So gorgeous (and so sexy with the back!)

// PALM PRINT DRESS COVER-UP // 

An easy (and big!) straw tote perfect for the beach or for daytime.

// STRAW TOTE BAG // 

Love this other straw crossbody for summer + vacation.  It deceptively holds a lot too!
The round cylindrical shape is unlike all of the others I’ve seen!

// CYLINDRICAL STRAW PURSE // 

How gorgeous is this watercolor dress!?  Lust of the week!!!

// WATERCOLOR MAXI // 

A sexy spin on the white shirt dress. It has a great swing to it and the longer back is a great added detail.

// WHITE SHIRT DRESS // 

I love this pop of color, and what is easier than a feminine wrap dress?

// WRAP DRESS // 

Go-to sandals for spring through summe that’ll go with everything from jeans to dresses.

// EMBELLISHED SANDALS // 

This dress looks simple overall but has gorgeous embroidered detailing and the perfect amount of leg.

// NAVY AND WHITE EMBROIDERED DRESS // 

This maxi has it all – striped, buttons, peek-aboo, tie front.  All of the good stuff!!  And the length makes you still feel covered even with a little bit more exposed up top.

// STRIPED BUTTON FRONT MAXI // 

Comfortable meets super cute – and another great color.

// TIE FRONT DRESS // 

I love a Raffia Heel and these are no exception; I have a similar pair from last summer and you can really dress anything up or down with them. These come in 3 different color options!

// RAFFIA HEELS // 

Never met a striped dress I didn’t like (or a striped anything really…..)

// STRIPED DRESS // 

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  1. Allie says: April 4, 2018 at 8:52 am

    I’m one click away from ordering that swimsuit (what an endorsement and looks amaze on you!) but hesitating as it doesn’t have padding. Is that an issue for you or am I just a prude? I think J. Crew’s non-padded options have just scarred me as they leave nothing to the imagination and so now I feel like I need some protection there :(.

    • TheSarcasticBlonde says: April 4, 2018 at 8:56 am

      For me it’s fine without the padding because it has really thick fabric all along those two panels. So it isn’t just a thin layer of swimsuit material the way a bikini top that is unlined and unpadded is!

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