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The Sarcastic Blonde

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:: Spring Dress + Friday Randoms + Link Love ::

March 30, 2018


Cheers to Friday!!

We have a jam packed weekend ahead, but it is supposed to be gorgeous and it should be a great one.  Do any of you have any big Easter plans?! Kip’s family is town visiting for the weekend and then we’ll spend Easter dinner with my family.  I want to come up with something cute to do with my niece and nephew – I haven’t been able to come up with anything easy other than Easter Basket Rice Krispy Treat, do any of you do anything cute?!

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I have another great spring dress option for you today!
and it’s currently 40% off!
This black floral print dress is a perfect option for work, showers, church, and works dressed down with sandals or dressed up with pumps.   The top has a little button that you can undo to show some more skin, too!  It’s such a great versatile piece that will work through summer and even straight into fall.


// FLORAL 3/4 SLEEVE DRESS // currently 40% off 
I’m wearing size XS, runs slightly large
// TAN HEELED SANDALS // 

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Kip and I are joining my sister and brother-in-law on a last minute trip to Miami at the end of the month, so if any of you have any recommendations for things to do while we are there please let me know! I haven’t been since senior year of college for spring break so I am pretty clueless, but luckily one friend sent me tons of things so I’m excited to look into all of it this weekend!
I was googling to find the name of the place Ramona insisted on going the trip when IT WAS ABOUT TOM

(not to go, just because it was making me crazy that my bravo-centric-brain couldn’t remember it) and I came across the funniest article about Bagatelle.

Needless to say, we will not be dining at Bagatelle.
Although, unfortunately Ramona and I do have more in common than our affinity for Pinot Grigio.

I’m even more of a beyotch without AC than I am in the morning….. and trust me…. I am not a morning person even on my best day.
Anyways, send your recommendations my way!!!

:: SUITS ::

How do I watch old episodes of Suits?! The final season premiered this week and I have tried a few times to check on Netflix and Hulu in the past and haven’t seen it – am I blind? Do they have it on their now? Where can I see season one!?  I hunted and hunted in the past to no avail.
Oh, and if the answer is buying DVD sets, I can assure you, that won’t be happening.
* update : it’s on Prime! have I lost my mind?! No wonder everyone’s been able to watch!!! 

Hope you all have a wonderful Easter + Passover weekend with your families!!!

:: Loft 40% off and Abercrombie 50% off :: 
I did a late night post Thursday night with some of my favorite items from the Loft + Abercrombie sale!
Check the post out here and snag things while they’re on super sale.


// STRIPED BELL SLEEVE TOP // 
can size down, I am in XS 

J.Crew is also having 40% off sitewide!!!
Get shopping, ladies!

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:: FAVORITE FINDS ::

I want to live in this bright + cheery dress!!! 

These striped earrings are a must – and on sale for only $15! 

How is this jumpsuit under $90!? So cute! 

Classic striped dress on super sale for under $50. 

The best go-to slides I’ve seen yet; the raffia will go with absolutely everything. 

I love her fabric, and this 3/4 sleeve dress is the perfect transitional piece – wear with boots when chillier, and with sandals and heels all spring and summer. 

Under $50 circle straw bag – dupe for lots of pricier options I’ve seen! 

Did you know Spanx makes sports bras? I’m tiny chested, but I’m still getting on because this is the cutest sport bra ever! 

Love the handles on this beach tote (both color options!) 

A jumpsuit in classic navy or adorable with a punch of pink. 

Total wedge lust for under $100.   snag em before they sell out on pre-order! 

Obsessed with these gold statement earrings. 
  and this pair always catches my eye too! 

This kimono is a great layering piece and would make the perfect swim cover up. 

Striped bodysuit for the win. 

My favorite earrings that I wear almost every day of the week – the natural pearl keeps selling out! 

Great black high waisted pants for under $90 – I’m in love with tie waist pants lately. 

This oversized gingham tote is perfect for spring – love it as a beach bag too! 

The ever-loved sweater blazer is on super sale – great time to snag it! 

Perfect layering piece on sale for only $25. 

Great dress for date night or any spring wedding occasions! 

A perfect + classic LBD you’ll have forever. 

This white dress is so simple and beautiful. 

A 2-piece mini dress that comes in 4 colors, perfect for spring and summer weddings (love the white for brides to be!) 

Classic white or black wrap top. 

This fringe bottom top would be so cute with white jeans. 

:: LINK LOVE :: 

A 2 minute Easter Centerpiece idea! 

Hack you need to know alert! How to open a bottle of wine with a house key. 

The forgotten Real Housewives of NY, where are they now? 

27 Quotes to inspire self love! 

KLG’s home in the Keys is for sale! 

4 things to know before switching to a non-toxic deoderant 
You can see my post about my switch here, I am loving it so far! 

I’m not a coffee drinker (just throw back espresso shots and chase with gulps of water in dire situations) but a doctor weighs in on if Coffee is actually bad for you. 

Home decor to love for Spring (I love the caterpillar bud vases!) 

 

Have a wonderful weekend! 

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  1. Stephanie says: March 30, 2018 at 9:05 am

    Suits is on Prime Video!

    • TheSarcasticBlonde says: March 30, 2018 at 9:16 am

      WHAT!? Am I a MORON?! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!

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