• Home
    • About Me
    • Contact
    • wedding
  • Style
    • Outfits
    • fashion
    • beauty
  • coffee talk
  • Wellness
    • health
    • Fitness
    • Food
  • Travel
    • Tips
    • International
    • Domestic
  • Lifestyle
    • Baby
    • motherhood
    • home
  • Shop
    • Wedding Guest
    • Amazon Shop
    • Shop My Instagram
    • Instastories
    • Shopbop
    • LOFT
    • J.Crew Factory
    • J.Crew
    • Old Navy
  • Recipes
  • Bloglovin
  • Email
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest

The Sarcastic Blonde

fashion, food, fitness + a dose of sarcastic gossip

friday randoms

:: Friday Randoms + Link Love ::

April 14, 2017

Cheers to Friday!!!!  And Happy Easter Weekend!!!
I saw these cute egg designs in my Martha Stewart Magazine last week and love them.

I wonder if I will  ever fulfill my Martha-Stewart-Dreams and do something like this for an Easter craft?

I think we all know the answer to this…..

Kate Casey is a comedian that hosts one of the podcasts I listen to, Reality Life with Kate Casey.
I cracked up when I saw her recreating celebrity instagrams.

I love it almost as much as my my beloved Jeff Lewis photo-bombing people sleeping.
But nothing can compete with that.

You all know, or at least I hope y’all know, that I try to keep it real around here.  I have been in love with one particular dress and have blogged about it before, and I finally decided to order it to try it out.  I have three weddings this summer, and justified that I could wear it to two since one is in a whole other country. Welp.  It arrived. And it is HORRIBLE.  Or horrible on me at least.  So why not share it with everyone so you don’t have to lust after it like I did!
If you are real tall and will wear it with at least several inch heels, perhaps you will look as gorgeous as the model in said dress.  Me? Awful.  Could have been 9 months preggo under this thing.  I was still wearing my full workout leggings (hence the side pony) and you can’t even see them!

You know what makes a beautiful, expensive dress that you lust after being awful in person a little bit better? A beautiful, expensive dress being awful in person!!! I was actually relieved to look like I was wearing a garbage bag.  I saved myself some cash, and the hunt for wedding-season dresses continues!

How did I miss that the One Room Challenge is back!?! I LOVE THIS SERIES.
This is one of my favorite blog stalking events ever, and I have been following Linda at Calling It Home since I started following blogs and blogging years and years ago.  She is amazing.  It is incredible to see what people do with their spaces each year (both the big time bloggers who have sponsors and those that do their own!)

Target is having a Buy One Get One Shoe Sale  !
My straw heeled sandals are one of my favorite inexpensive shoe purchases,
and they have an even more inexpensive version of my pom sandals since my BP Sandals are almost sold out!

I’m going to Orange Theory for the first time this weekend and I am very scurred.

But I’m trying hard to keep up with the “try a new class each month thing”.  Ugh.  Resolutions/Intentions are the pits.  They say you keep burning calories long after the 1 hour class ends, so I interpret that to mean I can go to bottomless mimosa brunch as my reward?? Wish me luck!

:: LINK LOVE :: 

I’m in love with all of the ways you can now customize your handbags with Kate Spade.  It goes much further than just adding your initials (which did it for me alone).

How to host an easy Easter Brunch at home.

I snagged last years version of these striped shorts at TJ Maxx last month, but this years is even cuter!

My sleep obsession continues. 24 Relaxing Songs to Help you Sleep. Perhaps I should try this instead of blasting my noise maker 2 cm from my ear?

This gingham backless one piece is to die for (and 20% off!) Also love this backless striped suit. 

This video will ensure you never skip sunscreen again.   I spent way too much time in the tanning bed in the past – Lord help me.

The lace skirting on this short sleeve T-dress is the cutest touch ever.

A huge living transformation on a tiny budget.

This would have been perfect to have at the beach last week. 

A button back is always a good idea.

I’m a yogurt fiend.  Obsessed.  Harley Pasternak points out which yogurts are “fake healthy” and what packs the protein.

Can’t beat a $20 off the shoulder floral top.  

The print on these bow slides!? Be still my heart.

My mini-workout to try for the weekend : 5 Minute Flat Belly Abs. 

A fresh + pretty take on the top of the season.  

Have a wonderful Easter Weekend Everyone!!

by TheSarcasticBlonde 

About TheSarcasticBlonde

View all posts by TheSarcasticBlonde

Related Posts

  • :: Weekend Sales + HM Favorites + Friday Links ::
  • :: Polka Dot Sweater + Mini Coffee Chatter ::
  • :: Striped off the Shoulder + Link Love ::
  • :: Friday Randoms + Link Love ::
previous article: :: Coffee Talk 4.13.17 ::
next article: :: Weekend Steals + Deals ::

Comments

  1. Natalie says: April 14, 2017 at 9:49 am

    That dress is gorgeous but I see what you’re saying… such a bummer!! I hate when things look amazing on models and then not as good on my normal self lol. I did not know that you could personalize bags at Kate Spade- going to check that out now! I always love ORC time too, it’s such good inspiration for me, I also can’t believe they do it all in 6 weeks.

    • TheSarcasticBlonde says: April 15, 2017 at 2:49 pm

      The pockets really threw it all off I think! Oh well 🙂 I know I love those Kate Spade bags I want one with my initials so bad. I am going to be stalking the ORC this weekend hard!

  2. Christina says: April 14, 2017 at 10:25 am

    ok i have a lot to say here!!!!! maybe i had too much coffee but here goes.
    1 those easter egg prints remind me of toms shoes for some reason
    2 i love the idea of that dress, so sad it doesn’t fit
    3 which noise maker do you have? i have a GREAT one if you need a suggestion
    4 umm i’m embarrassed to say what REALLY helps me sleep besides that thing….is ear plugs. TRUST.
    5 i just bought a (@%*& of spring clothes at j crew but now i want that old navy top. going in my cart.
    6. THANK YOU for letting me know about the shoe sale. bye bye paycheck.

    • TheSarcasticBlonde says: April 15, 2017 at 2:50 pm

      I just use an app on my phone for the noise maker – what do you recommend!? I feel like ear plugs I would sleep through my alarm but maybe not?! My paycheck is taking a hit this weekend too 🙂 Have a great weekend Christina!

      • Christina says: April 15, 2017 at 8:53 pm

        girllll i’m about to email you my magic machine!!!!

  3. Faith says: April 15, 2017 at 9:17 am

    Please, please, please let me know what you think about Orange Theory. I can’t imagine breaking up with my flywheel buckhead – but maybe I need something in addition to it?

    • TheSarcasticBlonde says: April 15, 2017 at 2:54 pm

      Verdict is in : not for me. Have you tried Blast? I liked Blast 10x more – they are similar but Blast is no rowing and much more “organized” this was just too all over the place for me. Don’t break up with your Flywheel 🙂 I love Flywheel but only go to that through Classpass so I can only go 3x per month and then get a cheaper monthly spin through CycleBar or Burn in Brookhaven! Have a great weekend – say hi if you ever see me panting my way through a spin class you are in!

  4. Stacie says: April 18, 2017 at 8:58 am

    How did you like OTF??? I desperately need to start working out again, I dropped off the planet after our wedding in November. Do you do ClassPass? I need to email you and see if we still can’t set something up!

    • TheSarcasticBlonde says: April 20, 2017 at 12:31 pm

      I did not like Orange Theory at all – see Tuesday’s post after the Blueberry recipes for my run down!
      I do Classpass and also have extra classes at Burn for this month! I usually spin 3-4 times per week and do blast once a week if you are interested!

  5. Linda | Calling it Home says: April 18, 2017 at 9:27 pm

    Hi Taylor! Thanks for telling your readers about the ORC. I miss your coffee-talk…going to refresh myself. P.S. My husband and daughter go to Orange Theory. They love it. Too hard for me 🙂

    • TheSarcasticBlonde says: April 20, 2017 at 12:15 pm

      Of Course! So amazing what you put together every year!
      I wasn’t an Orange Theory fan as well – I’ll stick to spinning and my other class that doesn’t involve rowing ha!

Hi. I’m Taylor

A Southern girl turned Chicago transplant, recently settling back down in Atlanta. Fluent in sarcasm. Devout Bravo-holic and TV addict. Balances fitness with french fries. Penchant for Prosecco and Pinot Grigio. Wannabe Ina Garten in the kitchen. Online shopping enthusiast. Lover of fashion and decor.

Read More >

Follow Along

  • Bloglovin
  • Email
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest

Looking For Something?

Sign Up For the Weekly Newsletter!

It's The Little Things

Follow on Instagram

This error message is only visible to WordPress admins

Error: No connected account.

Please go to the Instagram Feed settings page to connect an account.

Recent Posts

  • Pajamas and Healthier Peanut Butter Blondies
    fashion, Food, Oufits
  • Lounge Life
    fashion, Lifestyle, Oufits
  • :: things my mother taught me ::
    Lifestyle, motherhood
  • :: Melasma + Hydroquinone Update ::
    beauty, beauty products, Lifestyle
  • :: weekly favorites ::
    Lifestyle

Pin for Later!

Crack Cake

Favorites

  • Anthropologie
  • Asos
  • Loft
  • J.Crew
  • J.Crew Factory
  • Kate Spade
  • Madewell
  • Nordstrom
  • Old Navy
  • Revolve
  • Shopbob
  • Target
Be a Retro Gal!  Items up to 80% off at SheIn.com! Ends 10/3

Latest Pins

  • DIY this high end look for less! I'm sharing the 5 easy steps to disguise your air return cover and all the supplies to complete this project. My favorite part of this easy DIY how-to, is that tou can customize the look with paint color and different metal sheet patterns to match your home decor and aesthetic. I actually used leftover supplies from my DIY built-in shelf and desk in my home office to create this look. It helps elevate the space, adding a touch of elegance and a refined finish without breaking the bank. It was easy and affordable to create this custom look for less. Click to shop the DIY project supplies on Amazon. Note: I used scrap wood I had on hand for the project, but you can also pick up 1x2 wood planks from Amazon or a local hardware or craft store. #ad #Amazon #DIY
    DIY this high end look for less! I'm sharing the 5 easy steps to disguise your air return cover and all the supplies to complete this project. My favorite part of this easy DIY how-to, is that tou can customize the look with paint color and different metal sheet patterns to match your home decor and aesthetic. I actually used leftover supplies from my DIY built-in shelf and desk in my home office to create this look. It helps elevate the space, adding a touch of elegance and a refined finish without breaking the bank. It was easy and affordable to create this custom look for less. Click to shop the DIY project supplies on Amazon. Note: I used scrap wood I had on hand for the project, but you can also pick up 1x2 wood planks from Amazon or a local hardware or craft store. #ad #Amazon #DIY
  • A rug for all seasons. Made of superheroic polypropylene, our indoor/outdoor area rugs are terrific for high-traffic areas and muddy messes. Scrubbable, bleachable, and UV-treated for outdoor use, this collection of woven rugs can stand up to all that you dish out. Dhurrie rugs are woven to be lightweight, low profile, and reversible. Dash and Albert Rugs Rug Size: Rectangle 8' x 10' | Light Blue / Ivory Rectangle 8' x 10' Indoor / Outdoor Area Rug - Dash and Albert Rugs Catamaran Stripe Handwo…
    A rug for all seasons. Made of superheroic polypropylene, our indoor/outdoor area rugs are terrific for high-traffic areas and muddy messes. Scrubbable, bleachable, and UV-treated for outdoor use, this collection of woven rugs can stand up to all that you dish out. Dhurrie rugs are woven to be lightweight, low profile, and reversible. Dash and Albert Rugs Rug Size: Rectangle 8' x 10' | Light Blue / Ivory Rectangle 8' x 10' Indoor / Outdoor Area Rug - Dash and Albert Rugs Catamaran Stripe Handwo…
  • Popsicle Sculptures  Add a touch of whimsy and sweetness to your Home with this adorable  Wall Art. This listing includes sets of  Gallery Style Shadow Boxes and Sculptures. These Popular art boxes have been shipped all over the world: 5 star hotels to luxury custom homes. Send me pictures of your color palette and I will design popsicles to match your home or business interior  MADE TO ORDER, will be similar but not identical  Product Details: - Popsicles , you choice of color, you can message me the colors you love - Choose your favorite color for the  Popsicle  Sculpture: blue, pink, yellow, green, red, orange, turquoise or multiple  layers  of colors Key Features: 1. Exquisite craftsmanship: Each Popsicle sculpture is meticulously handcrafted with attention to detail using high-quality
    Popsicle Sculptures Add a touch of whimsy and sweetness to your Home with this adorable Wall Art. This listing includes sets of Gallery Style Shadow Boxes and Sculptures. These Popular art boxes have been shipped all over the world: 5 star hotels to luxury custom homes. Send me pictures of your color palette and I will design popsicles to match your home or business interior MADE TO ORDER, will be similar but not identical Product Details: - Popsicles , you choice of color, you can message me the colors you love - Choose your favorite color for the Popsicle Sculpture: blue, pink, yellow, green, red, orange, turquoise or multiple layers of colors Key Features: 1. Exquisite craftsmanship: Each Popsicle sculpture is meticulously handcrafted with attention to detail using high-quality
  • Popsicle sculpture wall art. MADE TO ORDER DESIGN. Acrylic wall hanging.  20 resin Popsicles Choose between assorted colors or ombre. 18×24x4 inch Shadow Box/ Gallery Style Heavy-duty Canvas: This type of canvas is specifically designed to withstand heavy objects and sculptures. It is made with a thicker and more durable material, making it suitable for holding sculptures of various weights. Each box is meticulously crafted to order, ensuring the highest quality and attention to detail. Made fro
    Popsicle sculpture wall art. MADE TO ORDER DESIGN. Acrylic wall hanging. 20 resin Popsicles Choose between assorted colors or ombre. 18×24x4 inch Shadow Box/ Gallery Style Heavy-duty Canvas: This type of canvas is specifically designed to withstand heavy objects and sculptures. It is made with a thicker and more durable material, making it suitable for holding sculptures of various weights. Each box is meticulously crafted to order, ensuring the highest quality and attention to detail. Made fro
  • Designed to save space while providing the convenience of a bed, this furniture piece doubles as a charming storage cabinet when not in use. The integrated USB charging station adds a modern touch, allowing you to keep devices charged and within reach. Perfect for small spaces or guest rooms, this Murphy bed combines style, convenience, and functionality into one must-have piece. Actual colors may vary slightly due to the photographic light or your monitor settings. Lark Manor™ Color: Green | L…
    Designed to save space while providing the convenience of a bed, this furniture piece doubles as a charming storage cabinet when not in use. The integrated USB charging station adds a modern touch, allowing you to keep devices charged and within reach. Perfect for small spaces or guest rooms, this Murphy bed combines style, convenience, and functionality into one must-have piece. Actual colors may vary slightly due to the photographic light or your monitor settings. Lark Manor™ Color: Green | L…
  • Popsicle Sculptures  Add a touch of whimsy and sweetness to your Home with this adorable  Wall Art. This listing includes sets of  Gallery Style Shadow Boxes and Sculptures. These Popular art boxes have been shipped all over the world: 5 star hotels to luxury custom homes. Send me pictures of your color palette and I will design popsicles to match your home or business interior  MADE TO ORDER, will be similar but not identical  Product Details: - Popsicles , you choice of color, you can message me the colors you love - Choose your favorite color for the  Popsicle  Sculpture: blue, pink, yellow, green, red, orange, turquoise or multiple  layers  of colors Key Features: 1. Exquisite craftsmanship: Each Popsicle sculpture is meticulously handcrafted with attention to detail using high-quality
    Popsicle Sculptures Add a touch of whimsy and sweetness to your Home with this adorable Wall Art. This listing includes sets of Gallery Style Shadow Boxes and Sculptures. These Popular art boxes have been shipped all over the world: 5 star hotels to luxury custom homes. Send me pictures of your color palette and I will design popsicles to match your home or business interior MADE TO ORDER, will be similar but not identical Product Details: - Popsicles , you choice of color, you can message me the colors you love - Choose your favorite color for the Popsicle Sculpture: blue, pink, yellow, green, red, orange, turquoise or multiple layers of colors Key Features: 1. Exquisite craftsmanship: Each Popsicle sculpture is meticulously handcrafted with attention to detail using high-quality

Popular Posts

beauty, fashion, Favorite, favorite things

:: Recent Favorites : Podcast + Fashion + Beauty + Wellness ::

Favorite, favorite things, home, home inspiration, house

:: Blue + White Home Finds ::

beauty, beauty products, Favorite

:: Old Lady Things : Sunscreen, Sun hats, and UPF Shirts ::

Favorite, Oufits

:: Grey Wrap Top + Wish List Wednesday ::

Favorite, home, home inspiration, house

:: Home Update : Built in Bar ::

Favorite, health, Lifestyle

:: 31 Day Challenge Update ::

Favorite, health, Lifestyle

:: fitness + health for the new year ::

fashion, Favorite, International, Italy, Lifestyle, Travel, Travel Tips

:: Italy Travel Diary: Packing for 2 Weeks in Italy ::

Favorite, Lifestyle, wedding

wedding wednesday

Favorite, Lifestyle, recipe

:: Crack Cake ::

Shop My latest Instagrams 

Click the photo to shop and follow along @thesarcasticblonde

 

  • Bloglovin
  • Email
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest


© COPYRIGHT The Sarcastic Blonde 2011-2018. PRIVACY POLICY.
Theme development by Georgia Lou Studios.
DESIGN BY M. ELLE CREATIVE.

Copyright © 2025 · Prima Donna theme by Georgia Lou Studios