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:: COFFEE TALK ::

July 13, 2016

discuss amongst ya-selves…… 


I had thought the Nordstrom Early Access started yesterday and really its tomorrow…. 
I thought the 14th was yesterday I am losing ma damn mind!
SO I thought I’d talk some Coffee Talk today so I can dive into the wish list for anniversary sale items tomorrow!

:: bachelorette ::
what a YAWN of an episode. hometowns should spice it up again next week. 

alex. oh my. 
and seriously he is in combat boots with pants tucked in AGAIN. before the gaucho outfit! 
I really just can’t. 



everyone putting him up next to lord farquaad images was hilarious, and then him stepping out in this outfit made it 100% true. 


and we didn’t even get an exit interview from him! such bs!  
he was able to just be all pissed and leave {in that muddy truck?}
seriously HOW did he think she was falling in love with him after that one-on-one car ride in silence with pringles making duck faces? 


jordan just really drives me nuts.  I don’t trust that kid for anything.
he has fame seeking attention whore all over him, and that was before he was even on the show based on what I see when I google him to find images for these posts. 


He doesn’t talk to his brother at all.  and as like every else he says, he’s reasoning is incredibly vague.  red flags ? 
I mean all I need to know about Aaron Rogers is that he seems sweet as pie and his girlfriend Olivia Munn is the funniest most adorable person….. 



soon I’m Hashtag Team Aaron.

And your hair just drives me INSANE.


I don’t know why I originally thought that Robbie was JT on SNL as Mother Lover character….. because now all I see is Will Forte.

but I love Will Forte so not trying to complement Robby 🙂 


the three on one hotel date is just STUPID.
this whole episode actually is STUPID.  
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and seriously Jojo: Robby??? 
he just broke up with his girlfriend of 3 years like yesterday? and many more things said on that bench outside the hotel. 
Does she just only want guys with bad hair, and large amounts of it, styled horribly? 
I seriously think thats her thing? 

Jono you’re too cute for any of these losers! 

Hashtag I miss Chad.
Hashtag I may even miss Evan at this point.


Hashtag the midget douchebag Alex just left 10 minutes ago and I may miss him already because I’m falling asleep. 

:: RHoOC ::
I feel like they’re stemming off of cancer-gate from last season and just sticking with medical themes for the season………


megans shots, vicki’s daughter health issues (which seriously are never ending I do feel bad for her) ….
why must we follow along on the 21 hour car ride? 
I think I’ve been overstimulated on shows because this was a snooze and the bach was a snooze…. Odd Mom Out still had me cracking up though so I’m still pleased sometimes! 


the music playing in the background while Vicki *FINALLY* semi-apologies to Tamra and then they cry and stare at each other and say I love you is hilarious 

I’m interested to see more of Kelly because I listened to a podcast with Shannon + Heather McDonald (thanks for sending all of the podcast tips everyone :D) and not only does Kelly refer to her husband as Hitler in that one episode but I guess she has an image of him when he calls her phone. All of this boggles my mind?! 


OK, so these four were posting on social media that they are filming a new show for fox? 



I‘m guessing its a one episode kind of thing? 

:: million dollar listing ::
luis is leaving?! to do WHAT? 


and all we have ever seen is ryan and emilia getting along perfectly but of course the spin off looks like all drama.


spoiler alert : no matter how bad it is, I’ll watch it. 

:: Shah’s ::
I haven’t seen it! Lord help me!
My roommate may have accidentally “deleted” it and it isn’t on demand and won’t replay until tonight! 
I know last week Mike admitted he lied, but he is STILL lying through his teeth acting like it was a one time thing that happened before they were even engaged.
he is THE WORST. watching him on WWHL and everything he says and then him always staring at himself in the monitor drives me nuts. 



:: RHoNJ ::
I stopped watching NJ years ago (and Atlanta).  They all just drove me nuts.
I would however always watch Theresa on her one-on-one’s with my-boyfriend-andy-cohen where she attempted to say something coherent about her and husbands convictions and it would just enrage me.
My girlfriend called and told me she watched and she cried when Teresa came home.  STAHP IT.


But now I’m like….. OK I guess I’ll watch…..


and I heard this one is back too  





I loved that Heather Dubrow said on WWHL that Teresa needed to stop talking about yoga and diet and take accountability and show some remorse.  



Never gonna happen…. that whole family is deranged. 


 :: brit brit ::
britney is releasing a new song called “Private Show”!
 and it seems a sexy video to go with it! 
get it girl


:: lilo ::
I feel like I had been reading a lot about Lilo lately
she just turned 30, she is engaged, the press seemed to be being very nice lately, but
not any more!


she threw her fiancés phone in the ocean when she saw a text that upset her and then he poured a drink over her head.
now there’s the lilo we all love and missed!!! 

:: lamar kicked off plane ::
Lamar was kicked off a plane this week for being drunk and disorderly…. well, if you call puking all over the galley and in the bathroom “disorderly”.


I really feel for Khloe.  She has put up with so much and done so much for him far longer than she needed too and well after their relationship was over.
she’s certainly still looking good despite all of it! 





* UPDATE : 
JUST FOUND OUT TODAY IS NATIONAL FRENCH FRY DAY!!!! 
I GUESS I *HAVE* TO HAE CHICK-FIL-A FOR LUNCH?!?!



:: MAZEL OF THE WEEK ::
to the people that think every day needs to be a holiday, you annoy me, except when you choose days like NATIONAL FRENCH FRY DAY!!!!! 






EDITORS NOTE : 
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.  
#hypocrite  #sorryimnotsorry
I write these posts late at night while simultaneously watching Bravo, taking snapchats of my snoring husband, and making to do lists of everything I was supposed to do and didn’t do that day and likely won’t do the next day either.  or the day after that.



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  1. Jackie says: July 13, 2016 at 3:22 pm

    Hi Taylor – love reading your blog every day! Coffee Talk is always great but wondering when you'll be adding in Big Brother coverage?

    • Taylor :: It's The Little Things Blog :: says: July 13, 2016 at 7:17 pm

      Hi Jackie!! Thanks for reading 🙂 YES I keep forgetting – I am super into it (every year) I love that they have James and Nicole and the veterans back this year, and was so glad Jose "the Messiah" went first. Not loving the BB Roadkill 3rd nominee twist but hopefully that stop when theres a few less people ? I'll remember next week *hopefully* to include this! so sorry!

  2. Amy says: July 13, 2016 at 4:54 pm

    channel 33's bachelorette podcast has talked a little bit about how there's decent reasoning to think aaron and jordan rodgers are not speaking (centered around how aaron's gf olivia munn sides with jordan's ex who is badmouthing him on social media).

    also, i cried when theresa came back. no shame. i didn't cry the second time i watched it, though. (sue me, they played it three times sunday night and i was with 9 girls who wanted to re-watch!)

    • Taylor :: It's The Little Things Blog :: says: July 13, 2016 at 7:18 pm

      Ooo I need to look up that podcast too now! Thanks!

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