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July 16, 2015

discuss amongst ya-selves…… 

:: the bachelorette :: 
IS THIS SEASON EVER GOING TO END?
ben dodged a big bullet.
And now he is official the next Bachelor. 
it’ll be the first one I have liked in a long time if so.
I’m like “you’re too good for this!” but then again I’m like ehhhh your 26 I hope you go paint the town red have fun who cares.  he’s adorable. 


you know it’s bad when ME, the person who spent all of Andi’s Bachelorette season and now Kaitlyn’s season, bitching about Nick and hating on him, is like FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST PICK NICK AND GET AWAY FROM RYAN SHNOZLING. 
serial killer eyes is better than stage 5 stalker? it’s a sad day in bachelor history. 
she has two real top notch picks right there. 
but truly I have never cared less about what happens.  And I even cared a lot about Bob Guiney.  And even like, Brad Womack, round 2.  and EVENNNNNN horrible Ben picking Small Mouth. 

bethenny and eric : do we believe this? 
because I do not. they would be a disaster. 
just picture her going nuts on him like she did on Jason and his reaction and facial expressions….. seriously picture it, his facials like he makes on Modern Family? Priceless. 

:: RHONY :: 
I’m so sad the trips to Turcs is over. 
What do we think, did Ramona or LuAnn break the girl code?
(her voice. singing that song.  nails on chalkboard. the horror/amazingness). 
thank you dorota, for being the voice of reason (after the slew of dirty martinis left her blood system) : “he was passed out in a different room with a bathroom in between them”
(PS dorota is seriously smoking hot.  her hungover packing her suitcase in a one piece at 9 am when the crazies attack and ask what the hell is going on — Ummmm she looked FABULOUS.) 
and another gem of wisdom from dorota : “we used to have a good thing going. I used to know you and this is f’ing everything up.” 

YES it was disrespectful and SURE I probably would have been a little peeved, but what do these women expect? No one was stealing your jewelry and wallet, so once you realize it was just a passed out naked man, simmer down.  Your friends were drunk and morons for bring back strange men and then having them sleep in the room next to you, but thats all that, so get over it and get the dirt and start making fun of them for their 50 year old asses acting like 20 somethings. 

Heather is CRYING? and HURLING back the curtains of Ramona’s bedroom?   From watching the show this isn’t surprising behavior from them, so I think you should be happy it only happened on night 5 and not any of the other nights.  
RELAX.  

on WWHL heathers botox was straight up fresh from the doctors office.
 she was pulled rulllllll tight.  #nojudgement

:: SORRY IM NOT SORRY :: 
I don’t have much to say today because quite frankly, I sat on the couch enjoying Big Brother and Flipping Out sans computer.   And then Hoda and Kathy Lee on WWHL (WHAT! DREAM NIGHT!) That’s my version of “unplugging” on Wednesday …. marathoning TV I love without having my laptop on my lap working on coffee talk and perusing the instagram. 
 Some people just really don’t know how “unplug” from technology and they should take some lessons from me. 
but seriously Flipping Out just makes me smile at the TV for an hour I love it so, so much.
I was crying laughing, tears in eyes, watching this scene (here if video doesn’t work). 

I seriously can’t.  They are hilarious. 

:: bachelorette, again :: 
men tell all next week, then the finale, and then BACHELOR IN PARADISE.
sayonara Kaitlyn.


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  1. miss garlic says: July 17, 2015 at 6:57 pm

    ugh, your last image reminds me again of princesses of long island. WHY CAN'T THAT SHOW BE BACK. we all know why. but really, ashleeeeeeeee calling her dad to come rescue her was comic gold.

    i don't know what's wrong with me but i've tried to watch flipping out twice now and i fell asleep both times. either too much ros-eh! or i'm sick of them talking about finding gage junior.

    p.s. the right reasons said that the original plan was for the bachelorette to go to patagonia after ireland but kaitlyn having "coitus" with nick made them call an audible and stay there for an eternity until they went to utah for "hometown" dates, which sounded really random and weird.

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