• Home
    • About Me
    • Contact
    • wedding
  • Style
    • Outfits
    • fashion
    • beauty
  • coffee talk
  • Wellness
    • health
    • Fitness
    • Food
  • Travel
    • Tips
    • International
    • Domestic
  • Lifestyle
    • Baby
    • motherhood
    • home
  • Shop
    • Wedding Guest
    • Amazon Shop
    • Shop My Instagram
    • Instastories
    • Shopbop
    • LOFT
    • J.Crew Factory
    • J.Crew
    • Old Navy
  • Recipes
  • Bloglovin
  • Email
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest

The Sarcastic Blonde

fashion, food, fitness + a dose of sarcastic gossip

giveaway, Lifestyle, weekend recap

wedding + a giveaway

April 21, 2015

I’m back and almost fully recovered from Vegas wedding weekend! It was an unbelievable wedding celebrating my girlfriend and was so nice to spend so much time with her and her friends and family. 

I had never stayed at The Wynn before and the hotel was insanely beautiful.  Even the plants at the pool over in a random corner were impeccable.  The lobby especially is gorgeous. 
Carrot top was at the pool on Friday.  I was thinking “wait he looks kind of normal compared to what I’ve seen” and then he took his sunglasses off and we all were like WOAH NEVERMIND just as botched plastic surgery as we thought.  
walking through the venetian shops is always a favorite of mine,
as is the people watching.  I’m thinking this girl was going to Britney Spears solo? But waiting in the cab line behind her was quite entertaining. 
It was such a beautiful wedding on Saturday night, with adorable touches on Vegas.  The ladies below greeted you at cocktail hour outside, and then inside in the ballroom there was a woman that poured champagne from an acrobatic-thingy-majiggy.  
// parker dress (this years version) //
the ceremony space was unreal. so incredibly gorgeous tucked away in this beautiful outdoor courtyard.  and my friend kaylin was the most beautiful bride!!! her stunning dress transformed into a short version for dancing later on at the reception. 
dinner was delicious, with the second course of shrimp and crab legs being served in individual giant ice molds on the tray.  I had never seen anything like it! And at midnight, In and Out Burger made an appearance, so you know I couldn’t have been more thrilled. 
I SERIOUSLY LOVE VEGAS SO MUCH.

this trip was totally different than the others and every time is more fun.  
it was so great to meet some of the brides college friends, two of whom became our pseudo dates and pool companions for the weekend because we hit it off so much.  
also, the back pool at the wynn is topless and so clearly we had a GAY OLD TIME being inappropriate with that one.  I tell ya, I’m worse than a 12 year old boy staring at these people.  It is fascinating.  
if someone is walking around with boobs hanging out, you CANNOT NOT look.
the people we were with agreed…. which is probably why we became instant besties. 

basically the only part of the weekend that was NOT amazing was when I dropped my phone right before we left and shattered the screen.  
SERIOUSLY?!?! WHYYYYY.  
our neighbors probably thought someone was dying with the loud as hell slow motion nooooooo that exited my mouth.  and maybe an expletive .or two. or three.
my only saving grace was that my camera still worked, and my new headphones still let me zone out for the whole flight. 
these cheeseburger and fries earbuds made the horror of my phone shattering slightly better. 
if you can’t tell by my face, I crack myself up and think they are the cutest most hilarious things ever. 

on the way home I slept the whole way home with real housewives of atlanta (preach! I love southwest and their free TV!) playing on my iPad through headphones….. clearly I was exhausted to sleep through all of that nonsense blasting in my ears.  I alternated between my head being flat down on my tray table and trying to sit up like a lady, but that resulted in me waking up with my mouth wide open facing the poor couple sitting next to me,  so face down on the table with a pool of drool seemed like the more respectful + proper thing to do.  you’re welcome. 

want to have something to be the silver lining when you shatter your hopes and dreams phone? or just look cute when avoiding eye contact with anyone and everyone on your commute to work on the train? 
I’m giving away a pair of ankit headphones to one lucky reader ! 
they have THE CUTEST earbuds : bacon and eggs, donuts, the choices are endless 🙂 
a pair of ice cream cones are ready and waiting for y’all! 

to enter, see below! 

1. follow It’s The Little Things on bloglovin and leave a comment saying you do. 

for additional entries : 
2. tweet about the giveaway and mention @tayoshay and @iheartankit  and comment with your twitter name. 
3.  leave a comment with your favorite earbuds (or home item!) at Ankit 
4. leave a comment with some TV talk so I can read them while I’m at work and laugh and be entertained….. no…. really…. please and thank you 🙂 

I’ll announce the winner next week! 


by TheSarcasticBlonde 

About TheSarcasticBlonde

View all posts by TheSarcasticBlonde

Related Posts

  • :: weekend recap ::
  • :: weekend recap ::
  • :: eyelet midi dress + weekend recap ::
  • weekend recap
previous article: :: vegas….. round two ::
next article: :: wishlist wednesday ::

Comments

  1. BLovedBoston says: April 21, 2015 at 12:36 pm

    What a beautiful ceremony space and your friends dress was gorgeous!! Glad you had a great time! xo, Biana – BlovedBoston

    • Taylor says: April 24, 2015 at 2:28 am

      thanks Biana!

  2. Sarah Brooke says: April 21, 2015 at 2:12 pm

    Looks like the wedding was a blast! I follow on Bloglovin (Sarah Brooke).

  3. Sarah Brooke says: April 21, 2015 at 2:12 pm

    Loving the donut earbuds!

  4. Sarah Brooke says: April 21, 2015 at 2:13 pm

    I just started watching Southern Charm because of your recaps and can't get enough. Can't believe Shep is like 35!?!?!

    • Taylor says: April 24, 2015 at 2:29 am

      he is aging SO well right? he could totally pass for in his twenties! men get all the luck…..

  5. My heart is here says: April 21, 2015 at 4:24 pm

    Oh how cute! I follow you via bloglovin 🙂

  6. Steph says: April 21, 2015 at 5:17 pm

    Following via bloglovin!

    As for TV talk, you should definitely watch Orphan Black. No, it isn't reality, but it is insane and awesome. Season 3 just started, so it's not too late to catch up!

    • Taylor says: April 24, 2015 at 2:29 am

      oh my gosh I need to add it to my ever growing list 🙂 Thanks for the heads up!!

  7. tarheelmom says: April 21, 2015 at 5:59 pm

    Southern Charm…I swore I wasn't going to watch it, but I do. Cameran is the cutest thing. Whitney gets the Creepy Award for the show.
    RHOA this week was weird. The whole screening bridal shenanigans was too much.
    RHOM…all I can think of when I watch this is that they all look like bad drag queens. Some queens look amazing. These girls do not. And I love listening to their over the top excitement about their outfits, or each other's outifits, or anything for that matter. The accents along with the drawling drama is hilarious!
    Here's to earbuds…I like ice cream.

    • Taylor says: April 24, 2015 at 2:31 am

      Cameran is seriously so cute – I want to be her. I don't watch RHOA usually, but between naps on the plane I was so intrigued and saw the commercial for the wedding stuff so I will DEFINITELY be catching up before the reunion. And Melbourne….. they truly do all look drag. My friend and I debate between gamble and gina which one more (she says gamble does, I say gina does)…. but they, they both rock it so why the hell not.

  8. NKM says: April 21, 2015 at 6:20 pm

    I follow ITLT on Bloglovin'! And love your Coffee Talk – have you see a pic of Andy at the Beach this week? Who knew he was so ripped :O
    I think I'd have to go with the Ice Cream buds – who doesnt love Ice Cream.
    Love your blog (doesnt count for an entry but what the heck).

    • Taylor says: April 24, 2015 at 2:31 am

      oh my gosh yes I saw it on instagram I think he is SO RIPPED? how? and when did this happen?!

  9. ♥{Diana}♥ says: April 21, 2015 at 11:27 pm

    Do you watch Newlyweds on Bravo? Love to hear your thoughts on that show?!
    Also have to ask how do you make your collages?

    • Taylor says: April 24, 2015 at 2:33 am

      I do watch!!! I started to write about it for this weeks coffee talk but it was too much rambling 🙂 I definitely don't think it is as good as last season with crazy pants Tarz and whatever the Indian Pop Stars name was. However, I can't get over the blonde couple where his mom is a recovered alcoholic nun, and her mom is deceased and can't tell her dad he's divorced and basically EVERYTHING. every episode their relationship gets more and more….. intense?
      I used pic monkey!

  10. kenny hall says: April 22, 2015 at 1:38 am

    So cute! I follow on Bloglovin 🙂

  11. kenny hall says: April 22, 2015 at 1:39 am

    I like the Pink Cupcake earbuds, too!
    http://theankit.com/collections/tech/products/pink-cupcake-earbuds

  12. kenny hall says: April 22, 2015 at 1:39 am

    I like the Pink Cupcake earbuds, too!
    http://theankit.com/collections/tech/products/pink-cupcake-earbuds

  13. kenny hall says: April 22, 2015 at 1:40 am

    So cute! I follow on Bloglovin 🙂

  14. denisekonkel says: April 22, 2015 at 5:36 am

    I am a Bloglovin follower thank you

  15. denisekonkel says: April 22, 2015 at 5:38 am

    I am behind but I just started watching Orange is the new Black and I am really like it so far

    • Taylor says: April 24, 2015 at 2:33 am

      I'm so far behind! I need to start that! We finished season one of blacklist on netflix so maybe that will be next…..

  16. denisekonkel says: April 22, 2015 at 5:39 am

    The burger and fries headphones are way too cute. I like the ice cream ones as well!

  17. Tracy says: April 22, 2015 at 4:15 pm

    I follow with Bloglovin!! 🙂

  18. Tracy says: April 22, 2015 at 4:15 pm

    and I cannot get over the burgers and fries head phones!!! so so cute!

  19. Tracy says: April 22, 2015 at 4:18 pm

    So….I can't BELIEVE Shep is 35??? Did we know that last season??
    I can't get over how perfect Cameron is…I just found her on instagram and I REALLY hope she accepts my invitation so I can stalk her!
    Also from instagram, I found Katherine and….she hasn't posted any pics of her and the senator is QUITE a while….i still kinda feel sorry for her!
    Is it sad I'm thinking of Teresa Guidice in jail??

    • Taylor says: April 24, 2015 at 2:36 am

      we definitely did NOT know that last season. Who would have known?
      I found her instagram last year and was SO upset when I saw she was private but then it made me like her more… I love that she hides her husband and everything from the rest of it (slash hate it and let me know if she accepts your request and I Will do the same!)
      my friend was flying with Kathryn on a plane today and sent me a selfie of herself with kathryn in the background – she looked SO tall and real skinny again. I feel sorry for her too….
      and teresa…. ugh…. its not sad that you think about it but it is sad if you feel sad for her. just kidding. kind of. I mean i don't feel bad for her at all but I do feel horrible that her children are trapped with that awful thing of a husband taking care of them.

  20. Post Grad says: April 23, 2015 at 5:28 am

    I follow on Bloglovin'! This giveaway is awesome, I love the earbuds!

    In terms of tv, I am just getting caught up with RHONY and I keep yelling whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat at the tv. When Ramona and Bethany were arguing over brunch and guests I was laughing hysterically. Ramona is seriously batshit.

    • Taylor says: April 24, 2015 at 2:36 am

      she is legit batshit. well said. perfect words. I'm waiting for her to have a breakdown this season because she's been acting way too "I'm all good and zen with my life being in shambles"

  21. Susan DeVaux says: April 23, 2015 at 5:43 am

    I have followed on bloglovin~Thank you

  22. Susan DeVaux says: April 23, 2015 at 5:45 am

    The Vintage Lights are my favorite Ankit home items. I love the earbud designs they have too~Thank you

  23. Nicki Joseph says: April 25, 2015 at 5:32 am

    TV talk..I am watching House of Cards and I looove it

  24. Kathy says: April 27, 2015 at 2:08 am

    I follow It's The Little Things on bloglovin!

  25. Kathy says: April 27, 2015 at 2:09 am

    I tweeted! https://twitter.com/nowittyusername/status/592510707318435840

  26. Kathy says: April 27, 2015 at 2:17 am

    My fav Ankit item is the PASTEL PEACH FLORAL HEADPHONE! It's a shame they're sold out 🙁

  27. Kathy says: April 27, 2015 at 2:18 am

    The Hart of Dixie finale was recently aired. I haven't gotten to it yet but I heard it's amazing! If you've never watched this show before I highly recommend it!

  28. Dianne Hall says: April 27, 2015 at 4:47 am

    The paint stroke brush pillow is so so cute

  29. Dianne Hall says: April 27, 2015 at 4:48 am

    How to Get Away with Murder is so good

  30. miss garlic says: April 30, 2015 at 7:41 pm

    i follow on bloglovin!

  31. Kat says: May 1, 2015 at 3:05 am

    I follow you via bloglovin! (katch05)

  32. mark lawrence says: May 25, 2015 at 10:12 am

    Yeah truly!! It’s a great feeling spending so much time with friends and dear ones on wedding reception. I am thinking to plan everything in unique way for my wedding party for my friends. Food will be best so that every guest can enjoy it. I will also include champagne in menu too.

Hi. I’m Taylor

A Southern girl turned Chicago transplant, recently settling back down in Atlanta. Fluent in sarcasm. Devout Bravo-holic and TV addict. Balances fitness with french fries. Penchant for Prosecco and Pinot Grigio. Wannabe Ina Garten in the kitchen. Online shopping enthusiast. Lover of fashion and decor.

Read More >

Follow Along

  • Bloglovin
  • Email
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest

Looking For Something?

Sign Up For the Weekly Newsletter!

It's The Little Things

Follow on Instagram

This error message is only visible to WordPress admins

Error: No connected account.

Please go to the Instagram Feed settings page to connect an account.

Recent Posts

  • Pajamas and Healthier Peanut Butter Blondies
    fashion, Food, Oufits
  • Lounge Life
    fashion, Lifestyle, Oufits
  • :: things my mother taught me ::
    Lifestyle, motherhood
  • :: Melasma + Hydroquinone Update ::
    beauty, beauty products, Lifestyle
  • :: weekly favorites ::
    Lifestyle

Pin for Later!

Crack Cake

Favorites

  • Anthropologie
  • Asos
  • Loft
  • J.Crew
  • J.Crew Factory
  • Kate Spade
  • Madewell
  • Nordstrom
  • Old Navy
  • Revolve
  • Shopbob
  • Target
Be a Retro Gal!  Items up to 80% off at SheIn.com! Ends 10/3

Latest Pins

  • DIY this high end look for less! I'm sharing the 5 easy steps to disguise your air return cover and all the supplies to complete this project. My favorite part of this easy DIY how-to, is that tou can customize the look with paint color and different metal sheet patterns to match your home decor and aesthetic. I actually used leftover supplies from my DIY built-in shelf and desk in my home office to create this look. It helps elevate the space, adding a touch of elegance and a refined finish without breaking the bank. It was easy and affordable to create this custom look for less. Click to shop the DIY project supplies on Amazon. Note: I used scrap wood I had on hand for the project, but you can also pick up 1x2 wood planks from Amazon or a local hardware or craft store. #ad #Amazon #DIY
    DIY this high end look for less! I'm sharing the 5 easy steps to disguise your air return cover and all the supplies to complete this project. My favorite part of this easy DIY how-to, is that tou can customize the look with paint color and different metal sheet patterns to match your home decor and aesthetic. I actually used leftover supplies from my DIY built-in shelf and desk in my home office to create this look. It helps elevate the space, adding a touch of elegance and a refined finish without breaking the bank. It was easy and affordable to create this custom look for less. Click to shop the DIY project supplies on Amazon. Note: I used scrap wood I had on hand for the project, but you can also pick up 1x2 wood planks from Amazon or a local hardware or craft store. #ad #Amazon #DIY
  • A rug for all seasons. Made of superheroic polypropylene, our indoor/outdoor area rugs are terrific for high-traffic areas and muddy messes. Scrubbable, bleachable, and UV-treated for outdoor use, this collection of woven rugs can stand up to all that you dish out. Dhurrie rugs are woven to be lightweight, low profile, and reversible. Dash and Albert Rugs Rug Size: Rectangle 8' x 10' | Light Blue / Ivory Rectangle 8' x 10' Indoor / Outdoor Area Rug - Dash and Albert Rugs Catamaran Stripe Handwo…
    A rug for all seasons. Made of superheroic polypropylene, our indoor/outdoor area rugs are terrific for high-traffic areas and muddy messes. Scrubbable, bleachable, and UV-treated for outdoor use, this collection of woven rugs can stand up to all that you dish out. Dhurrie rugs are woven to be lightweight, low profile, and reversible. Dash and Albert Rugs Rug Size: Rectangle 8' x 10' | Light Blue / Ivory Rectangle 8' x 10' Indoor / Outdoor Area Rug - Dash and Albert Rugs Catamaran Stripe Handwo…
  • Popsicle Sculptures  Add a touch of whimsy and sweetness to your Home with this adorable  Wall Art. This listing includes sets of  Gallery Style Shadow Boxes and Sculptures. These Popular art boxes have been shipped all over the world: 5 star hotels to luxury custom homes. Send me pictures of your color palette and I will design popsicles to match your home or business interior  MADE TO ORDER, will be similar but not identical  Product Details: - Popsicles , you choice of color, you can message me the colors you love - Choose your favorite color for the  Popsicle  Sculpture: blue, pink, yellow, green, red, orange, turquoise or multiple  layers  of colors Key Features: 1. Exquisite craftsmanship: Each Popsicle sculpture is meticulously handcrafted with attention to detail using high-quality
    Popsicle Sculptures Add a touch of whimsy and sweetness to your Home with this adorable Wall Art. This listing includes sets of Gallery Style Shadow Boxes and Sculptures. These Popular art boxes have been shipped all over the world: 5 star hotels to luxury custom homes. Send me pictures of your color palette and I will design popsicles to match your home or business interior MADE TO ORDER, will be similar but not identical Product Details: - Popsicles , you choice of color, you can message me the colors you love - Choose your favorite color for the Popsicle Sculpture: blue, pink, yellow, green, red, orange, turquoise or multiple layers of colors Key Features: 1. Exquisite craftsmanship: Each Popsicle sculpture is meticulously handcrafted with attention to detail using high-quality
  • Popsicle sculpture wall art. MADE TO ORDER DESIGN. Acrylic wall hanging.  20 resin Popsicles Choose between assorted colors or ombre. 18×24x4 inch Shadow Box/ Gallery Style Heavy-duty Canvas: This type of canvas is specifically designed to withstand heavy objects and sculptures. It is made with a thicker and more durable material, making it suitable for holding sculptures of various weights. Each box is meticulously crafted to order, ensuring the highest quality and attention to detail. Made fro
    Popsicle sculpture wall art. MADE TO ORDER DESIGN. Acrylic wall hanging. 20 resin Popsicles Choose between assorted colors or ombre. 18×24x4 inch Shadow Box/ Gallery Style Heavy-duty Canvas: This type of canvas is specifically designed to withstand heavy objects and sculptures. It is made with a thicker and more durable material, making it suitable for holding sculptures of various weights. Each box is meticulously crafted to order, ensuring the highest quality and attention to detail. Made fro
  • Designed to save space while providing the convenience of a bed, this furniture piece doubles as a charming storage cabinet when not in use. The integrated USB charging station adds a modern touch, allowing you to keep devices charged and within reach. Perfect for small spaces or guest rooms, this Murphy bed combines style, convenience, and functionality into one must-have piece. Actual colors may vary slightly due to the photographic light or your monitor settings. Lark Manor™ Color: Green | L…
    Designed to save space while providing the convenience of a bed, this furniture piece doubles as a charming storage cabinet when not in use. The integrated USB charging station adds a modern touch, allowing you to keep devices charged and within reach. Perfect for small spaces or guest rooms, this Murphy bed combines style, convenience, and functionality into one must-have piece. Actual colors may vary slightly due to the photographic light or your monitor settings. Lark Manor™ Color: Green | L…
  • Popsicle Sculptures  Add a touch of whimsy and sweetness to your Home with this adorable  Wall Art. This listing includes sets of  Gallery Style Shadow Boxes and Sculptures. These Popular art boxes have been shipped all over the world: 5 star hotels to luxury custom homes. Send me pictures of your color palette and I will design popsicles to match your home or business interior  MADE TO ORDER, will be similar but not identical  Product Details: - Popsicles , you choice of color, you can message me the colors you love - Choose your favorite color for the  Popsicle  Sculpture: blue, pink, yellow, green, red, orange, turquoise or multiple  layers  of colors Key Features: 1. Exquisite craftsmanship: Each Popsicle sculpture is meticulously handcrafted with attention to detail using high-quality
    Popsicle Sculptures Add a touch of whimsy and sweetness to your Home with this adorable Wall Art. This listing includes sets of Gallery Style Shadow Boxes and Sculptures. These Popular art boxes have been shipped all over the world: 5 star hotels to luxury custom homes. Send me pictures of your color palette and I will design popsicles to match your home or business interior MADE TO ORDER, will be similar but not identical Product Details: - Popsicles , you choice of color, you can message me the colors you love - Choose your favorite color for the Popsicle Sculpture: blue, pink, yellow, green, red, orange, turquoise or multiple layers of colors Key Features: 1. Exquisite craftsmanship: Each Popsicle sculpture is meticulously handcrafted with attention to detail using high-quality

Popular Posts

beauty, fashion, Favorite, favorite things

:: Recent Favorites : Podcast + Fashion + Beauty + Wellness ::

Favorite, favorite things, home, home inspiration, house

:: Blue + White Home Finds ::

beauty, beauty products, Favorite

:: Old Lady Things : Sunscreen, Sun hats, and UPF Shirts ::

Favorite, Oufits

:: Grey Wrap Top + Wish List Wednesday ::

Favorite, home, home inspiration, house

:: Home Update : Built in Bar ::

Favorite, health, Lifestyle

:: 31 Day Challenge Update ::

Favorite, health, Lifestyle

:: fitness + health for the new year ::

fashion, Favorite, International, Italy, Lifestyle, Travel, Travel Tips

:: Italy Travel Diary: Packing for 2 Weeks in Italy ::

Favorite, Lifestyle, wedding

wedding wednesday

Favorite, Lifestyle, recipe

:: Crack Cake ::

Shop My latest Instagrams 

Click the photo to shop and follow along @thesarcasticblonde

 

  • Bloglovin
  • Email
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest


© COPYRIGHT The Sarcastic Blonde 2011-2018. PRIVACY POLICY.
Theme development by Georgia Lou Studios.
DESIGN BY M. ELLE CREATIVE.

Copyright © 2025 · Prima Donna theme by Georgia Lou Studios