• Home
    • About Me
    • Contact
    • wedding
  • Style
    • Outfits
    • fashion
    • beauty
  • coffee talk
  • Wellness
    • health
    • Fitness
    • Food
  • Travel
    • Tips
    • International
    • Domestic
  • Lifestyle
    • Baby
    • motherhood
    • home
  • Shop
    • Wedding Guest
    • Amazon Shop
    • Shop My Instagram
    • Instastories
    • Shopbop
    • LOFT
    • J.Crew Factory
    • J.Crew
    • Old Navy
  • Recipes
  • Bloglovin
  • Email
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest

The Sarcastic Blonde

fashion, food, fitness + a dose of sarcastic gossip

health, Lifestyle

I like the way you work it.

January 21, 2015

a lot of you asked for some posts about fitness shtuff in the survey,
and I’m happy to oblige because I love reading health + fitness websites/pinterest links and seeing what workout stuff works from other people.
pah-reach. 
I think we all can agree with the statement above. 
Ugh, but life sucks and unfortunately chewing doesn’t burn as many cals as it needs to. 
WHY GOD? WHYYYYYYY? 

Today I really only want to share the one and only thing that works for me above everything else
 and the one thing I am DAMN GOOD at. 
WATCHING TV.
I promise I am talking about working out here people. 
About 5 years ago is when I “fell in love” with working out.
The thing is…. I don’t love working out at all…. but I somehow think that I do, my family thinks I do, and my friends think I do. 

here’s the trick: I started working out and watching my shows on DVR.
 and bam, a workout lover was born.
see…. Im not as dumb as I look…. or sound…. or act…… 
 I watch my shows from the night before, or wait at least 20 minutes into a show airing before hitting play.
Yes, I am that lazy that I lose all motivation if I have to sit through the commercials…. I’ll convince myself Im tired and stop.  That is in no way surprising to you all Im sure.
Anyways….. I now associate working out as one of my favorite things and my me time and what I look forward to because I obviously am ALWAYS looking forward to watching what I have saved on my DVR.  If you have time for TV, you have time to workout.  I combine them so that I have no choice in the matter and I love it.

Even if its only laying on the floor and doing abs, do it.  For 10 minutes while I watch TV and laugh my head off at my boyfriend Andy Cohen, I do it.  I will always make time for TV, so I always make time to work out.  Very rarely do I skip two days in a row of doing at least SOMETHING.  Even if my plan is just 15 minutes, if the show keeps going, I usually do too.  And an hour long program once you fast forward through commercials is 45 minutes, so its the perfect amount of time if you are able to


Do I want to go for a run? 
Um, am I being chased?? Hell No!? 
Do I want to go to the gym and have people stare and judge while I do my thang? Uh. No.
For me, gyms are unnecessary.  I use my laptop for almost everything.  I set it up on the floor, grab a yoga mat, a couple hand weights. and MY BFF MY REMOTE CONTROL.  YouTube is all you need for incredible + free workouts (and I pay for Tracy Anderson DVDs at times, but if you search on YouTube you can find pretty much everything she hason there.  Whenever I link to my favorite workouts in posts they get taken down by YouTube, so just get on there and search and trust me you’ll find awesome stuff.  Also, Tone It Up’s workouts are a favorite). 
so….. the things I am not good at : the eating.  but we’ll discuss that another week because right now I’m all high on talking about TV and stuff.  
the best things for disguising the eating and feeling good when working out? 
cute workout clothes. 
everyone has STRONG opinions about Lululemon, and for the most part, I agree with all of them.  But I have a firm stance that TWO items and only TWO need to be purhcased : a pair of black leggings or pants, and a long sleeve top or hoodie or zippie.  One for the top and one for the bottom.
I have worn the same pair of their pants for OVER FIVE YEARS, MULTIPLE TIMES PER WEEK, EVERY WEEK and they are still PERFECT.  its the only pair of pants I have from them because theres no need for a new pair STILL.  (well…. my husband would say otherwise, but what does he know?! he wears the same gingham button down 97 times in a row and I don’t make a peep).  I hate the price too, but good lord I have never in my life loved an article of clothing more, worn it more, or had it last as long.  
and the hoodies or long sleeve tops….. you’ll live in them.
for everything else : go cheap.  I go to Marshalls or TJMaxx theres always TONS of stuff to choose from (especially cute sports bras). 

my favorite zippies are below. 
one of my best friends was wearing the last one the last time I saw her and let me tell ya something, for under $100 I am sprinting to find that thing and buy it and live in it for the next 10 years of my life.  
// striped hoodie //
// cowl neck hoodie //
I am totally “bitch stealing her look” and buying the one below that my friend has.
the time has come……. I’ve lasted 3 years without buying one (the one I live in was a gift) and dammit I deserve it! 
// think fast hoodie //

also, h&m has really, really cute and crazy inexpensive adorable workout clothes to motivate ya.  like this tank for $9. 95!!! 


// h&m tank //

anyways, the worlds greatest workout friend : your TV.
 TRY IT. 
some of you may be thinking this is the stupidest thing to ever read, but don’t knock it til you try it.  the next episode of WWHL or Real Housewives, lay on the floor do a 20 minute workout video and when your done you’ll think it was the easiest thing you ever did. AND its free. soooooooo YEAH. 
and everyone knows working out is only, like, 15 or 20% of the battle and eating is the other 80%…… soooooo I’m screwed on the 80 but I’m KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES with the rest.  its the little things, people. 
and if you need motivation, do what every trainer tells you NOT to do that I do all the time?  use food as motivation. 
I’ll do anything for fries.  even workout. 

what are your favorite workouts??!! what are your tricks??!! 


by TheSarcasticBlonde 

About TheSarcasticBlonde

View all posts by TheSarcasticBlonde

Related Posts

  • :: Health + Wellness : Freezer Fudge, Natural Deodorant, Favorite Weekday Foods ::
  • {healthy} crack of the week
  • :: Banana Peanut Butter Overnight Oats ::
  • :: New Workouts: P.Volve + Barre3 + 31 Day Challenges ::
previous article: healthy crack of the week :: skinnytaste slow cooker soups
next article: coffee talk

Comments

  1. Meredith says: January 21, 2015 at 3:09 pm

    Question! Do you have your TV and laptop going at the same time? Like you're watching WWHL/RHOBH but also doing a workout video at the same time? Bravo to you for such good multitasking! I feel like I would fall or miss something (either on the TV or in the workout video)…?

    • Taylor says: January 23, 2015 at 10:58 pm

      Yes! I have the TV playing my show and then my laptop on the floor with a youtube video playing or one of my tracy anderson DVD's….. it works better for shows like WWHL if it is a workout tape that requires me looking at the screen a lot, otherwise I sometimes have to rewind a RH scene a few times to catch what I missed 🙂 for workout videos where you repeat a move 10-15 reps and you have done the move before it gets much easier to focus on the drama on the tv !

  2. Heather says: January 22, 2015 at 3:37 pm

    Love these insights into how you do it! I like reading while I'm on the treadmill but can only do it when I am walking not running. 🙂

Hi. I’m Taylor

A Southern girl turned Chicago transplant, recently settling back down in Atlanta. Fluent in sarcasm. Devout Bravo-holic and TV addict. Balances fitness with french fries. Penchant for Prosecco and Pinot Grigio. Wannabe Ina Garten in the kitchen. Online shopping enthusiast. Lover of fashion and decor.

Read More >

Follow Along

  • Bloglovin
  • Email
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest

Looking For Something?

Sign Up For the Weekly Newsletter!

It's The Little Things

Follow on Instagram

This error message is only visible to WordPress admins

Error: No connected account.

Please go to the Instagram Feed settings page to connect an account.

Recent Posts

  • Pajamas and Healthier Peanut Butter Blondies
    fashion, Food, Oufits
  • Lounge Life
    fashion, Lifestyle, Oufits
  • :: things my mother taught me ::
    Lifestyle, motherhood
  • :: Melasma + Hydroquinone Update ::
    beauty, beauty products, Lifestyle
  • :: weekly favorites ::
    Lifestyle

Pin for Later!

Crack Cake

Favorites

  • Anthropologie
  • Asos
  • Loft
  • J.Crew
  • J.Crew Factory
  • Kate Spade
  • Madewell
  • Nordstrom
  • Old Navy
  • Revolve
  • Shopbob
  • Target
Be a Retro Gal!  Items up to 80% off at SheIn.com! Ends 10/3

Latest Pins

  • DIY this high end look for less! I'm sharing the 5 easy steps to disguise your air return cover and all the supplies to complete this project. My favorite part of this easy DIY how-to, is that tou can customize the look with paint color and different metal sheet patterns to match your home decor and aesthetic. I actually used leftover supplies from my DIY built-in shelf and desk in my home office to create this look. It helps elevate the space, adding a touch of elegance and a refined finish without breaking the bank. It was easy and affordable to create this custom look for less. Click to shop the DIY project supplies on Amazon. Note: I used scrap wood I had on hand for the project, but you can also pick up 1x2 wood planks from Amazon or a local hardware or craft store. #ad #Amazon #DIY
    DIY this high end look for less! I'm sharing the 5 easy steps to disguise your air return cover and all the supplies to complete this project. My favorite part of this easy DIY how-to, is that tou can customize the look with paint color and different metal sheet patterns to match your home decor and aesthetic. I actually used leftover supplies from my DIY built-in shelf and desk in my home office to create this look. It helps elevate the space, adding a touch of elegance and a refined finish without breaking the bank. It was easy and affordable to create this custom look for less. Click to shop the DIY project supplies on Amazon. Note: I used scrap wood I had on hand for the project, but you can also pick up 1x2 wood planks from Amazon or a local hardware or craft store. #ad #Amazon #DIY
  • A rug for all seasons. Made of superheroic polypropylene, our indoor/outdoor area rugs are terrific for high-traffic areas and muddy messes. Scrubbable, bleachable, and UV-treated for outdoor use, this collection of woven rugs can stand up to all that you dish out. Dhurrie rugs are woven to be lightweight, low profile, and reversible. Dash and Albert Rugs Rug Size: Rectangle 8' x 10' | Light Blue / Ivory Rectangle 8' x 10' Indoor / Outdoor Area Rug - Dash and Albert Rugs Catamaran Stripe Handwo…
    A rug for all seasons. Made of superheroic polypropylene, our indoor/outdoor area rugs are terrific for high-traffic areas and muddy messes. Scrubbable, bleachable, and UV-treated for outdoor use, this collection of woven rugs can stand up to all that you dish out. Dhurrie rugs are woven to be lightweight, low profile, and reversible. Dash and Albert Rugs Rug Size: Rectangle 8' x 10' | Light Blue / Ivory Rectangle 8' x 10' Indoor / Outdoor Area Rug - Dash and Albert Rugs Catamaran Stripe Handwo…
  • Popsicle Sculptures  Add a touch of whimsy and sweetness to your Home with this adorable  Wall Art. This listing includes sets of  Gallery Style Shadow Boxes and Sculptures. These Popular art boxes have been shipped all over the world: 5 star hotels to luxury custom homes. Send me pictures of your color palette and I will design popsicles to match your home or business interior  MADE TO ORDER, will be similar but not identical  Product Details: - Popsicles , you choice of color, you can message me the colors you love - Choose your favorite color for the  Popsicle  Sculpture: blue, pink, yellow, green, red, orange, turquoise or multiple  layers  of colors Key Features: 1. Exquisite craftsmanship: Each Popsicle sculpture is meticulously handcrafted with attention to detail using high-quality
    Popsicle Sculptures Add a touch of whimsy and sweetness to your Home with this adorable Wall Art. This listing includes sets of Gallery Style Shadow Boxes and Sculptures. These Popular art boxes have been shipped all over the world: 5 star hotels to luxury custom homes. Send me pictures of your color palette and I will design popsicles to match your home or business interior MADE TO ORDER, will be similar but not identical Product Details: - Popsicles , you choice of color, you can message me the colors you love - Choose your favorite color for the Popsicle Sculpture: blue, pink, yellow, green, red, orange, turquoise or multiple layers of colors Key Features: 1. Exquisite craftsmanship: Each Popsicle sculpture is meticulously handcrafted with attention to detail using high-quality
  • Popsicle sculpture wall art. MADE TO ORDER DESIGN. Acrylic wall hanging.  20 resin Popsicles Choose between assorted colors or ombre. 18×24x4 inch Shadow Box/ Gallery Style Heavy-duty Canvas: This type of canvas is specifically designed to withstand heavy objects and sculptures. It is made with a thicker and more durable material, making it suitable for holding sculptures of various weights. Each box is meticulously crafted to order, ensuring the highest quality and attention to detail. Made fro
    Popsicle sculpture wall art. MADE TO ORDER DESIGN. Acrylic wall hanging. 20 resin Popsicles Choose between assorted colors or ombre. 18×24x4 inch Shadow Box/ Gallery Style Heavy-duty Canvas: This type of canvas is specifically designed to withstand heavy objects and sculptures. It is made with a thicker and more durable material, making it suitable for holding sculptures of various weights. Each box is meticulously crafted to order, ensuring the highest quality and attention to detail. Made fro
  • Designed to save space while providing the convenience of a bed, this furniture piece doubles as a charming storage cabinet when not in use. The integrated USB charging station adds a modern touch, allowing you to keep devices charged and within reach. Perfect for small spaces or guest rooms, this Murphy bed combines style, convenience, and functionality into one must-have piece. Actual colors may vary slightly due to the photographic light or your monitor settings. Lark Manor™ Color: Green | L…
    Designed to save space while providing the convenience of a bed, this furniture piece doubles as a charming storage cabinet when not in use. The integrated USB charging station adds a modern touch, allowing you to keep devices charged and within reach. Perfect for small spaces or guest rooms, this Murphy bed combines style, convenience, and functionality into one must-have piece. Actual colors may vary slightly due to the photographic light or your monitor settings. Lark Manor™ Color: Green | L…
  • Popsicle Sculptures  Add a touch of whimsy and sweetness to your Home with this adorable  Wall Art. This listing includes sets of  Gallery Style Shadow Boxes and Sculptures. These Popular art boxes have been shipped all over the world: 5 star hotels to luxury custom homes. Send me pictures of your color palette and I will design popsicles to match your home or business interior  MADE TO ORDER, will be similar but not identical  Product Details: - Popsicles , you choice of color, you can message me the colors you love - Choose your favorite color for the  Popsicle  Sculpture: blue, pink, yellow, green, red, orange, turquoise or multiple  layers  of colors Key Features: 1. Exquisite craftsmanship: Each Popsicle sculpture is meticulously handcrafted with attention to detail using high-quality
    Popsicle Sculptures Add a touch of whimsy and sweetness to your Home with this adorable Wall Art. This listing includes sets of Gallery Style Shadow Boxes and Sculptures. These Popular art boxes have been shipped all over the world: 5 star hotels to luxury custom homes. Send me pictures of your color palette and I will design popsicles to match your home or business interior MADE TO ORDER, will be similar but not identical Product Details: - Popsicles , you choice of color, you can message me the colors you love - Choose your favorite color for the Popsicle Sculpture: blue, pink, yellow, green, red, orange, turquoise or multiple layers of colors Key Features: 1. Exquisite craftsmanship: Each Popsicle sculpture is meticulously handcrafted with attention to detail using high-quality

Popular Posts

beauty, fashion, Favorite, favorite things

:: Recent Favorites : Podcast + Fashion + Beauty + Wellness ::

Favorite, favorite things, home, home inspiration, house

:: Blue + White Home Finds ::

beauty, beauty products, Favorite

:: Old Lady Things : Sunscreen, Sun hats, and UPF Shirts ::

Favorite, Oufits

:: Grey Wrap Top + Wish List Wednesday ::

Favorite, home, home inspiration, house

:: Home Update : Built in Bar ::

Favorite, health, Lifestyle

:: 31 Day Challenge Update ::

Favorite, health, Lifestyle

:: fitness + health for the new year ::

fashion, Favorite, International, Italy, Lifestyle, Travel, Travel Tips

:: Italy Travel Diary: Packing for 2 Weeks in Italy ::

Favorite, Lifestyle, wedding

wedding wednesday

Favorite, Lifestyle, recipe

:: Crack Cake ::

Shop My latest Instagrams 

Click the photo to shop and follow along @thesarcasticblonde

 

  • Bloglovin
  • Email
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest


© COPYRIGHT The Sarcastic Blonde 2011-2018. PRIVACY POLICY.
Theme development by Georgia Lou Studios.
DESIGN BY M. ELLE CREATIVE.

Copyright © 2025 · Prima Donna theme by Georgia Lou Studios