I jest. I have one thing and one thing only.
but I added four more far less exciting things after the important thing
because “one thing” wasn’t a very blogger-esque title. you know I like to keep it legit blog professional around here.
// one //
this was the greatest monday night since the best (aka worst) episode of the bachelor/bachelorette/bachelor pad/bachelor in paradise combined.
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT + DANCING WITH THE STARS = WHITE GIRL FLIPPING A SHIT.
watch the full dance here.
and then watch it again.
and again.
{to be read crazy fast, in the spastic way I write it, with MEANING, and crazy white girl problems happiness}
and then seriously watch it over and over and over and yell for your husband to come watch it and he totally will because its carlton for gods sake and it’s turn down for what and when you look over he will totally be smiling at the television and loving it but don’t call him out on it because it will ruin the moment and instead don’t say anything and he’ll stay sitting there and not even realize that 20 minutes has then gone by and he is STILL watching dancing with the stars because the show is that damn good and carlton has gotten you {one last big breath, say it with me now} HASTHAG TURN DOWN FOR WHAT.
#turndownforwhat
PAHHHHHH-REACH!!!!!!
// two //
no wonder the world hates america.
pepsi is testing doritos-flavored mountain dew on college campuses.
I’m pretty disgusting…… but that is just too far. makes me want to vomit.
// three //
kylie jenner + the kardashians
SHE. IS. 17.
I somehow hadn’t perused her instagram account ever,
and my hair stylist friday tipped me off to go see how INSANE she looks.
reason nine million and seven that kris should be ashamed of herself.
// four //
what are our thoughts on ariana grande?
sweet? talented?
diva? pain in the ass?
// five //
I still haven’t seen RHONJ reunion! not any part!
I’m assuming I’m missing some amazingly horrifying behavior, so hopefully I’ll be able to watch soon.
That Dancing with the Stars dance was literally INSANE! Also it was crazy how much Whitney and Lindsey looked like twins during the dance, not going to lie, I got a little confused as to who was who throughout the dance. It seriously was just so amazing! Probably going to rewatch it over and over again today at work!
Thank you for the best laugh of the day! You are the funniest blog writer and I really look forward to your hilarious posts. I think Kylie Jenner went from aged 3 to 30 in one visit to the plastic surgeon and skipped right by those awkward teen years.
legit LOLing at imagining the scene of you and kipper watching carleton