coffee talk + #tbt

discuss amongst ya-selves….

I’m attempting to pack my life into one suitcase for this wedding weekend as I write,

so I have an abbreviated Coffee Talk for you.

First of all, I have still only seen the first episode of Lindsay on OWN — WHAT HAVE I MISSED??!!!

Just ruin it for me and tell me everything until I’m able to catch up.

Second of all, I am SO overcome with joy that I am not alone in being
utterly and completely obsessed with Chrisley Knows Best.

My heart pitter patter’ed right out of my chest reading all of your comments.

RHOBH:

How BORING and awful is the RHOBH reunion???

It’s a joke that they are even making it 3 parts.

I keep looking at the TV and asking My Boyfriend Andy Cohen “Why are you making us sit through that much crap!!”

Bravo is totally stooping to ABC and Chris Harrison’s level with three hours of recaps and mindless chatter. Yawn.

RHONY is spicing up.
I think Aviva is horrible and awful and would never be on her side in a gajillion years, but….

I say Nay Nay Fluffy to Carol for the “you’ve never even worked outside the home” comment she stated 5 times and also for grabbing Aviva’s face. She legit grabbed her jaw.

Don’t stoop to her level Carol!!! You’ve got a leg up on her!
see what I did there……
what? if they can make inappropriate jabs about the leg on the show so can I.
But Carol this week – Nay Nay.
Otherwise, I’m all for being totally against Aviva.

Ummmm the baby shower.
Doesn’t everyone have a baby shower and invite a ton of guests that the Mother to Be has never even met!??!

Sonja : Oh hi, nice to meet you. What are you having, a boy or girl?
Preggo: Um, a boy, see the 97 blue balloons.

ps. Sonja definitely is smoking more crack this season that seasons past….. even for Sonja, she’s gotten crazy.
And Ramona….. it’s a baby shower, not a night at the clubs.

Backless shiny top and spiked heels… seriously? Lose the outfit.

Now, when I posted that Troop Beverly Hills gif in my Wedding Wednesday post yesterday, it led me down a dangerous path. A gif path….. which is often worse than the Pinterest path for me.

So today is a Throwback to one of the greatest movies of all time.

Just indulge me, okay?

and we have to start with my favorite (if I HAD to pick) line…..

Excuse me Officer, do you know who this man is!?

Now daddy shake the mans hand and let’s be on our way.

I’ll be off tomorrow to shower the bride with love all weekend.

Follow along on instagram for the weekend shenanigans.

Khaki Wishes and Cookie Dreams to all of you!

Comments

BLovedBoston says: March 27, 2014 at 1:00 pm

Could not agree more – RHOBH snooze fest and how do you invite people to a baby shower that don't even know the mom to be – so strange!! Hope you have a wonderful time at the wedding!!
tarheelmom says: March 27, 2014 at 1:22 pm

Yes RH…snooze. Love love Chrisley!
Tracy says: March 27, 2014 at 1:34 pm

OMFG – Netflix better have Troop Beverly Hills!!! I need to watch it NOW – SO obsessed with it when I was little!!!
jennyleighbarnett says: March 27, 2014 at 1:52 pm

Is it wrong that I have convinced my 3 and 5 year old that Troop Beverly Hills is the best movie ever?!
CLP says: March 27, 2014 at 2:01 pm

Troop Beverly Hills is seriously this best! "Annie Herman – Boy-yoy-yoing!"
Ali says: March 27, 2014 at 2:10 pm

Who told you you could go to Zaxby's?!?! He's so controlling I love him. RHOBH is so boring, I'm over it. No amount of Yolanda's "I made guacamole!" complaint will turn it around for me. Have a nice weekend!
Tommy, Erica, Addie Kate, and Andrew says: March 27, 2014 at 2:58 pm

Troop Beverly Hills and Chrisley….. television and movie HEAVEN!
marisa says: March 27, 2014 at 3:08 pm

Now I'll have 'Beverly Hills What a Thrill' in my head for the rest of the day… BTW have you taken this? http://www.buzzfeed.com/jaimieetkin/which-troop-beverly-hills-character-are-you
The Now says: March 27, 2014 at 6:17 pm

Ummmm the Troop Beverly Hills GIF's are really getting me excited for our trip to LA next week. I just made reso's for brunch at the Beverly Hills Hotel! Yahoooo! And it's funny that you posted about TBH bc I just took a "which troop beverly hills character are you" test on Buzzfeed yesterday and got Phyllis Neffler. haha! OK what are you missing on Lindsay??? NOTHING….she is sooo pitiful, manipulative and either on the verge of relapse or already in the process of relapsing. And she doesn't like to wear bras. RHOBH is snooze ville!!!! xoxo
Stilettos Stuck In Snow says: March 31, 2014 at 9:12 pm

Love Chrisley Knows Best as well..he is hilarious and so flamboyant, it's kind of shocking how nice his kids are considering how much of a nutcase he is!