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June 27, 2013

discuss amongst ya-selves….. 
Thanks to suri’s burn book I realized this little tid bit:
You can spell The Worst with the letters from North West’s name.

Kim + Kanye released a bunch of different fake photos of the baby to friends to see who would leak it to the press.  

Hey….how about you focus your thoughts on PARENTING rather than more press.  And sell the photo to a magazine and give the money to charity… like a charity for the children who have to grow up with the product of two egomaniacs like you. 

I’m sure you all have seen at least part of Paula Deen’s interview on The Today Show. 
I’m preeeetty sure the words “I’m sorry” were definitely not even spoken? 

She is a complete and utter moron, and who is her PR team? The whole world is watching and waiting for you to apologize and instead you pull a full on “woe is me” moment?? 
If you read regularly, you know I love the food network and have watched her shows for years…. but this really proves she is not my Ina. 

AND, I cannot stand when people “cry” and not ONE tear is coming down. YOU AREN’T CRYING.  They did say she cried really hard when the interview ended though.  I can’t handle when people make the squinty face and the crying voice and act like they are crying. If there aren’t tears, you aren’t fooling anyone. 


As if you needed another reason to love Channing Tatum.
He and his little co-star are so cute together, with a secret handshake. 




 Princesses of Long Island: 
Ashlee’s (Midge’s) “fabulous” 30th birthday party was in a strip mall. Very red carpet just like she said.
As guests enter, there were men in tiny undies with crudités and hummus strapped around their waists. 
Who was the first to dip into the underwear? 

Shocker. 
Chanel/Coco/Blah-Blah’s ex-boyfriend suddenly and completely randomly shows up outside her house to talk! But wait…. his car is already lit entirely with production lights?? 

Once again, come on Bravo.  Your boring me. This whole scene was pointless.
 Erica continues to prove she is definitely not the “hot” girl she was in high school.  But thank God because this was the only entertaining part of the whole episode.  She continues to get wasted while “harmlessly flirting” at the club with Babs and Jeff’s Beard, Amanda. 

It’s totally harmless to talk about extra underwear in your purse, oral sex, and having birthday sleepovers with guys at clubs!  Your boyfriend is crazy and annoying for having trust issues with you! 
I’m sorry, She is pure trash. 
 I can’t wait to see what she says about how she looks in every episode at this reunion. 

I watched random bits and pieces of Don’t Be Tardy throughout the season, but caught the majority of the finale.

Maybe I’ve gone real soft, but I just love how much her and Kroy really do seem to love each other.  She is 100% herself with him and he is nuts over her.  I don’t think I have ever seen them argue once.  And he is so good for her kids with being a father figure and disciplining them.
I bash on people so much during Coffee Talk, but with all the angry dysfunctional people (and couples especially) on TV, it’s nice to see. 
we just don’t want to see too much of it. that’s no fun 🙂 


Even for Miley, these outfits lately have been driving me insane.

When did dressing like a hooker become fashionable? 


Martha Stewart on WWHL was incredible last night.

Spanking Andy and breaking bottles over his head. Too good. 
and tonight….. CHER! I cannot wait. 


Ew….. I just heard Kris Jenner (whilst typing this) is having her own talk show premiere in July.  Gross. 

Episode 1: How to not be a mother, and use your children to make money. 

Big Brother is baaackkkkkk.

I realize that this is not on everyone’s Reality TV obsession list like it is with me, so if any of you DO watch Big Brother please let me know so I can comment with you about it 🙂 I just love it so so much. 


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  1. Laura {happily ever} Parker says: June 27, 2013 at 5:15 pm

    I don't watch Tardy for The Party but I also caught the finale last night and thought the same thing. They are a really great couple (appear to be at least!) Also tuned into a little bit of Big Brother last night but was confused and couldn't stop focusing on the "lifeguard" and how incredibly stereotypical he was!

    • Taylor says: June 27, 2013 at 7:06 pm

      BB is a confusing concept at first if you've never seen it, but it gets really good!

  2. Linda {Calling it Home} says: June 27, 2013 at 5:20 pm

    I love coffee talk. Big Brother went down hill after Dr. Will, and Mike Boogie left. Those were the days. My family might get me sucked back in, but that girl from Staten Island is sooo annoying. Did you see that the lady you featured with the prancing video is an enormous hit? Funny or die did a spoof on her and the video has gone viral. You are ahead of the curve. I was waiting for someone to speak out about Paula Dean. Who is she kidding? Hope she kept some of those millions for a rainy day…it's raining on her parade at the moment.

    • Taylor says: June 27, 2013 at 7:08 pm

      I know, every season my mom and I say we aren't going to watch and then we get sucked back in. I wanted to reach through the television and slap staten island girl. I hope she gets sent home first. I know I can't believe prancer lady! John mayer did a music video just with her prancing too!

  3. Kelsea says: June 27, 2013 at 5:26 pm

    Big Brother is one of my reality tv show addictions, I can't wait to see what kind of non sense they pull out this year! Love your coffee talks, they make my week!

    • Taylor says: June 27, 2013 at 7:08 pm

      so glad someone else watches 🙂

  4. Mess of Beautiful Chaos ♥ says: June 27, 2013 at 5:29 pm

    Ha is it possible to agree with everything you just wrote here! Erica annoys me and for someone who claims to be the hottest girl back in HS she totally looks like a hot mess every time shes filming. I LOVE LOVE Kim now that she's settled down, her and Kroy are beyond cute!

  5. Claudz says: June 28, 2013 at 5:07 am

    I am so not a Kim/Kanye fan and I agree 100% – focus on parenting and why not donate money to charity? So self absorbed.
    That handshake is sooo cute

  6. Lara says: June 28, 2013 at 6:02 am

    I love your coffee talk. I'm glad someone enjoys just as much Bravo as I do. I got sucked into Long Island Princesses. They all need to get over high school. Being the hottest girl in your high school class isn't really relevant when you're 26 and showing off your extra pair of panties at a club. Did you see the OC reunion?
    I haven't watched Big Brother in like 7 years but it used to be good. some of the new things (I prefer PB&J to the new thing they do) seem a little strange and made to get people addicted. Most of the people in my office watch it so I might have to start….

  7. Lindsey says: June 28, 2013 at 1:11 pm

    My husband and I have a sick obsession with Big Brother. Confession- we bought the old seasons on Amazon Prime and watch them more often than I would like to admit. Pretty sure we need help. And being from the ATL- I love Kim too. Once saw her out with Big Papa (disgusting) when she was with him. Kroy is a huge upgrade.

  8. Summer Wind says: June 28, 2013 at 2:50 pm

    This post cracked me up– I still can't get over the fact that K & K named their child North West!

  9. Simply Marilla says: July 1, 2013 at 3:55 pm

    I have to admit I LOVE Big Brother, it is so addicting. I'm kind of routing for Rachel's sister, she is way less annoying then Rachel.
    The Princess of LI are too funny, except Casey, she is cute but boring. Jeff has the that voice that is like nails on a chalkboard. Plus seriously how old is he?? Amanda could do so much better. I really wanted to see Ashlee and the bartender hook up as her Dad is calling her.

  10. Jackie says: July 1, 2013 at 9:47 pm

    Please post about BB! It's my favorite summer show, especially since there's no Bachelor Pad this year! 🙂

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