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birthday randoms

April 26, 2013

it’s a special day
today is channing tatum’s birthday
and it also happens to be my birthday too.
it really isn’t that surprising because we have so much in common.

we both are former strippers,
we both have killer six packs, 
and our dance moves can’t be beaten. 

The temps are warming up here in Chicago,
and I will be spending the day trying to figure out what to 
wear now that I can finally break out the dresses. 

I’m hoping I’ll be able to find something similar to this. 
showing complete ass cheek is totally in.
(seriously…. what the eff is this?)

Or maybe showing full rear view ass, like Kim
{my friends and I had a debate about kim’s preggo style last night.
obviously I am right, and this is just another point for me. 
horrifying. every single time.}
should I don side ass cheek or rear ass cheek? 
decisions decisions….. 

One last thing.
 We need a little more Amanda Bynes to get this weekend started. 
Just yesterday, in my Coffee Talk post, I debated if she was actually quite sane because she only wants a man that she can get fat with.
isn’t that all any girl wants? 
this article continues the debate of if she is crazy or brilliant.

Reading articles that stimulate your brain cells and require critical thinking is important.  We all could benefit from this.

happy weekend. 
xoxo 


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Comments

  1. Blue Dog Belle says: April 26, 2013 at 3:18 pm

    Happy Birthday love!!!

    I agree with absolutely everything! lol

  2. Natalie says: April 26, 2013 at 6:00 pm

    Dying. Happy birthday!

  3. tarheelmom says: April 26, 2013 at 6:17 pm

    I think it's that nadia suleman (spell?), you know, octomom…only blonde. seriously, i think they might be the same kinda crazy

  4. Linda {Calling it Home} says: April 26, 2013 at 8:26 pm

    Happy Birthday, what are you 21? I am a total cougar for Channing, but I don't want him to talk. Not sure he's that bright, and we have noting in common. That is the side ass cheek of the world's most beautiful woman. Cocktail time for sure.

  5. Elizabeth @ The Little Black Door says: April 26, 2013 at 10:06 pm

    What the hell Gwyneth?? Is she for real? My birthday is the same day at Tom Cruise so obviously you win the celebrity birthday twin contest. Happy Birthday – drink many cocktails this evening!

  6. Alex {Things That Sparkle} says: April 28, 2013 at 12:03 am

    Remember when jenny said she liked kim's preg style? WE WIN. Hope you had the best bday ever. xoxoxo

  7. Sundresses and Smiles says: April 28, 2013 at 11:27 pm

    You crack me up! I say why limit yourself to side ass or rear ass…just go pantless for a full ass look! Happy Birthday!!

  8. pinklovelaugh says: April 29, 2013 at 7:36 am

    Happy birthday doll!
    Great post.

    http://vickys-style.com

  9. The Now says: April 29, 2013 at 4:31 pm

    SHoooooooot!! I missed your bday!! I hope it was wonderful. Happy belated bday. Gosh do you really think Amanda could just be pulling a Joaquin?? And your pics with CT made me laugh out loud. Hilarious!!!! You guys are one day before my dad who is also one of my favorite people 🙂

  10. Nat says: April 30, 2013 at 12:38 am

    Happy belated birthday!!! So jealous you share it with Channing Tatum… Kim K's pregnancy style is atrocious- she looks like a fat girl trying to squeeze into one size too small clothes.

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