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Coffee Talk

January 31, 2013

discuss amongst ya-selves…..
  
nothing crazy on The Bachelor this week.
except Tierra continues to get more and more obnoxious.
true sign of a devil child:
sobbing to smiling in one second.
It looks like something else insane goes on with her next week.

the girl who won’t kiss him until she is the final one?
um…. I think you picked the wrong show.
no kissing!!! but boobies galore and having sean cop a feel and shove em all around – totally and completely fine!! 
and seriously producers…. Roller Derby?
who is in charge of picking these dates? 
knock it off.  NO ONE wants to do that. 

RHOBH:
kim wants to do her nose?
great line with the “knows noses”
ha.  you really cracked yourself up with that one.
anyone else think her surgeon looked like a killer in a scary movie? (aka a creepy guy I have seen on Fringe, a sci-fi thriller on the science network.  yes, this is what I am subjected to when the man-friend controlls the remote. but it stars Pacey… silver lining)
Camille gets back to her old self and gets saucy and bitchy next week…. 
I can’t wait.

And please say you all saw WWHL with Yolanda.
She made 
a music video 
as a wedding gift for her husband 
playing a flight attendant!!! 
god bless you yolanda. 
Best part: everyime she says “this” it sounds like “dis”.
seriously… watch it.  now.

UMMM i had NO idea that these two were dating?!?
I love it.  
{And don’t worry. I have the issue where I think people are identical to their characters on shows in real life sometimes… but I saw the Behind the Actors studio for Mad Men and realized he is quite funny and normal.}
I hope she is back for the next season too.

other SAG commentary
  giulianas hair was a hot freaking mess
was she trying to match the ruffle on the other side of her body?
and I thought busy phillips looked so cute.

oh lord RiRi

I mean, I guess we all already knew they were back together. I just can’t get over the ridiculousness of this.
dumbasses. 
 (ps. i still love your music…. and his…. damn it!)

um… i went to People’s website yesterday and on the main page is this title: “Let’s Make a Deal’s” Door Girl Pregnant!
Seriously? 
I literally need to go re-evaluate my life…. because apparently people who enjoy celeb news as much as I do have taken it so far as to care when ANYONE on TV has done ANYTHING.
Praise the Lord that josie went home on Top Chef last week.
If her diastema wasn’t enough to drive me insane,
I think we have finally identified the worst laugh in the world.
nails on a blackboard.

I don’t know how I feel about Project Runway having teams this year.
but I do know I am devastated there is no more Michael Kors,
I like Marc Jacobs, but I’m really going to miss him every week.
you know I will take this opportunity to 
post as many gif’s as possible of him:

I don’t know why…. but now I am hooked on Vanderpump Rules.
I think now that they stopped focusing on Sheana
whose voice makes me want to stab my ears
and switched to Stassi (which we learned is short for Estacia.  fancy.)
I’ve been really into the drama.
(god I hate even typing these awful names).
“Drinking Jax’s Crystal was a statement!!” 

And yes… I know it is completely fake drama.
They all want to be actors and not just models!!
Never gonna happen. 

and finally,
please go check out 
The Last 24 of LiLo’s life as told in Mean Girls GIFs on Perez Hilton.
xoxo

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Comments

  1. Dina says: January 31, 2013 at 3:01 pm

    HOW did I miss Yolanda on WWHL??? This music video is incredible. Just incredible.

  2. Jess | the Jess Journals says: January 31, 2013 at 3:13 pm

    That girl has the hugest boobs. And yeah…it's definitely not happening with her if she refuses to kiss him. I remember there was someone else who refused to kiss The Bachelor on a previous season…was it that 35 yr old cocktail waitress? Can't remember. But she got kicked off not long after!

    And Tierra is insane. NUTS.

    I am LOVING Vanderpump Rules – so much amazing drama! haha Last ep was ridic with the boys fighting and Stassi fighting with her bffs…insane. Love it on tv but so glad it's not my life. haha

  3. The Now says: January 31, 2013 at 5:45 pm

    I can't bring myself to add Vanderpump Rules to my DVR but I will watch it if it's on. I just feel dirty watching it. OK you are right, Tiara is a devil child. Don't you love how every episode of the Bachelor starts with Sean topless or in last episode's case, bottomless??? Amazing. And I feel like we weren't forewarned about Michael Kors' departure…they just dropped it on us. I wonder how many real housewives have music videos out there. Annnnd that plastic surgeon was def. a serial killer. xoox

  4. Heather Davidson says: January 31, 2013 at 8:37 pm

    hahaha that music video…wow!

  5. Nat says: February 1, 2013 at 1:53 pm

    I would love to know who picks the awful dates on bachelor- roller derby, seriously?? I have the same problem with separting people in real life from their characters on tv, I will have to see his behind the actors thing because I'm still not a fan of him and I love her! There are no words for Rihanna, shes a total idiot. He has a big heart- seriously? None of us will ever forget that picture of your beat up face so sorry we won't get over it. I do still love both of their music though. It just isn't the same without Michael Kors- his facial expressions and one liners are the best.

  6. Melissa W. says: February 3, 2013 at 4:01 am

    I agree with Nat!

    I LOVE your 'Coffee Talk!'

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