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Coffee Talk

August 23, 2012

discuss amongst ya-selves……

So, Lilo was at a 46 year old’s house for a sleepover (totally normal)
and when the ladies woke up in the morning, expensive jewelry was missing.
even if this 46 year old is your best friend in the world Lindsay (which she should be, because lord knows you look 46) even she COMPLETELY woke up and looked straight at you.
you can’t even get old ladies on your side!

the prince harry naked billiards escapades cracked me up
I mean who cares at this point? Harry is clearly the fun Royal.
And he was in Vegas – what was he supposed to do!? 
Ginge was gonna play!!! 


have I been living under a rock? 
I feel like it was just the avril-and-brody are they or aren’t they again? 
and nickelback guy, a 14-carat ring is awfully large for a marriage that will last 14 seconds most likely. 
but good for you that someone actually buys your horrid music so that you can afford it. 

Taylor…. it’s 2012.
I wasn’t sure if you were aware because your clothing is hideous.


something a lot of things look really wrong with this picture
I love posing in front of giant meat fridges with my boyfriend
and it must be really hard to look like a midge next to Snooki
he must be the shortest non-legal-midget alive. 

LeAnn… quit tweeting bikini self-portraits of yourself.
WE GET IT. 
You are still skinny.  You are still a home wrecker.


someone that shouldn’t be in a bikini?
Art Smith. I don’t care how much weight you’ve lost.

 TopChef Masters in a coat, yes…. but this, no thank you. 


Kelly!?! How do you pick Michael Strahan?!
Over Seth Meyers and so many other better people??!!



as Seth perfectly says, REALLY!? REALLY?!


Sorry for the mini-coffee talk. 
My DVR and I have had no chance to cuddle on the couch,
but I’m assuming Chris is still acting like a d-bag on Bachelor Pad,
and Ramon-er and Sonja are still pyschotic pains in the ass.
I’ll be catching up tonight {praise the Lord}  


xoxo

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  1. Jess | the Jess Journals says: August 23, 2012 at 2:26 pm

    Agreed about Avril – a coworker told me about the engagement yesterday and I said "What? Didn't she JUST break up with Brody Jenner?" So strange. haha

  2. For All Things Lovely says: August 23, 2012 at 2:41 pm

    Haha–again love this. 🙂 Totally agree. Especially about Lee Ann–she's sick. 🙂
    http://www.forallthingslovelymr.blogspot.com
    Meg

  3. ashley nicole catherine says: August 23, 2012 at 3:40 pm

    omg avril's ring is out of control. it's just gaudy! and leanne.. whyy she used to be so sweet!

  4. Ilse says: August 23, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    I love coffee talk & yes i post this comment every time I read it lol but it makes my morning better!

  5. The Now says: August 23, 2012 at 4:21 pm

    I heard that Avril was dating Marilyn Manson. Chad Kroger!??!?! AGHHGHGH!!! I seriously detest Lee Ann. Oh PS..I saw her last time I was in Chicago and she grossed me out! Sick. I'm so glad you said something about TSwift's clothing. IT's horrendous!!! Like, is she also 46? Ugh.

  6. Tess says: August 23, 2012 at 5:26 pm

    So many fun things going on in the ever crazy world of Hollywood. Besides Taylor's whack outfits – Can we talk about how Taylor totally crashed a Kennedy wedding? I actually don't blame them for kicking her out – totally takes away from the Bride's day.

    And Harry naked is finnnne by me!

  7. Sara says: August 23, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    You are hilarious! Callin' it like you see it! Love it. I couldn't agree more on all points above. Ridiculousness all over the place! Can't wait to hear what you think about the most recent episode of RHONYC!
    Cheers,
    Sara
    http://www.SocialSara.net

  8. Heather Davidson says: August 23, 2012 at 7:42 pm

    that was my same response re: avril as well…what happened to brody? also, snookie's fiance?husband? is SOOO short!

  9. Camille Marie says: August 23, 2012 at 8:59 pm

    I'm so glad Avril got engaged to the guy from Nickelback! Hope they make great music together."- says no one ever.

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