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Coffee Talk

July 26, 2012

discuss amongst ya-selves…… 

Okay so I don’t know how I’ve never mentioned this before, but did any of you watch The Next Food Network Star?? Justin, one of the contestants, won on Sunday night. 
everytime I saw One F Jef on The Bachelorette I thought of Justin.
twins right?
Both look 16.  Both have ridiculous hair.  Both wear skinny jeans.
Oh…. and I came across this picture when googling “jef bachelorette” 
You know what’s more obnoxious than girls posing for self portraits in cars?
GUYS IN TANK TOPS DOING IT.
with peace signs.
Ughhh Emily is such an idiot…. 

Big Brother is back!!!! One of my favorite reality shows of all time.  I just can’t get enough of it.  Not sure how I feel about the “coaches” twist this season, because it means I have to look at Mike Boogie again, who is possibly the most annoying human being on the face of the earth. 
I’m sure half of you most of you have no idea what I’m talking about, but this picture should pretty much sum up that he is the kind of person you wish you could slap through the TV screen.  

Bachelor Pad started this week.  I can’t wait to watch everyone start passing STD’s back and forth. We all know the basis of the show isn’t the competition, its that they all act like complete and utter whores.
Shockingly, Eagles Eyes seems to be the biggest whore in the house this season? 

This proves how much alcohol they must be feeding these people that ANY of them would choose to hook up with his crazy eyes. 
Oh…. and crazy Blakely is back.  She thinks she is all smart and amazing now that she has traded VIP Cocktail waitressing for waxing va-jay-jay’s. 

You remember her….. this one. 
yep…. I took it there.  
It’s just too unbelievable not to share.  

I can’t wait until upcoming Real Housewives of NYC episodes – the previews make it look like Scary Island with Kelly + Bethenny was nothing.
And Mario….. I don’t like LuAnn, and yes her boyfriend is annoying too… but saying “what is with that accent??!!”….. he is FRENCH dumbass.  
They all sound like that.  
Your idiot wife is rubbing off on you.

Kristin Stewart cheated on Rob Pattinson with a 41 year old director.

You know are seriously panicking when someone who never speaks in public ever issues a public apology basically begging for him to come back.  Smooth move angry face…. I can only imagine how much you’ll be pouting in public now if what we’ve seen for the last 4 years was your “in love and happy” face.
Also…. what idiot cheats on his model wife
with this chick 
ugh… men. 

xoxo

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  1. The Now says: July 26, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    Of course Jef with one f wears tank tops.. grossss! I am dying over this Kristen Stewart thing. Why would she release that weird statement. I mean, I'm loving that she did, but why?? I cannot wait for what's her face to call Sonja and Ramoner "white trash". So many points to make about the Bachelor Pad. I need your # so we can text each other during the show. Did you happen to catch the fan girl who was drawing a portrait of Michael like by a fountain or something ridic?? Amazing television! xoo

  2. Ilse says: July 26, 2012 at 5:53 pm

    Love Coffee talk I'll say this every time I read it lol!
    and MEN R IDIOTS!

  3. Missy Ann Rinfret says: July 26, 2012 at 5:57 pm

    On totally didn't know about the Kristen Stewart thing. Seriously, buddy? His wife is a smokeshow and K Stewart looks like an under showered, over served meth head. #dumbass

  4. Heather Davidson says: July 26, 2012 at 6:31 pm

    wow, that picture of jef with one f is really too much. yuck. love your coffee talk, so entertaining!

  5. Alex {Things That Sparkle} says: July 26, 2012 at 8:13 pm

    Ok seriously so much to say. But most importantly, if you are going to pose naked… why would it be a bathroom over a dirty toilet with toilet paper everywhere.

  6. Elizabeth {Ms Classic Glamour} says: July 26, 2012 at 8:50 pm

    Such a fun post! What was that guy and KStew thinking cheating on their rather hot significant others?? Weird!

    xoxo

  7. Samantha says: July 26, 2012 at 11:21 pm

    Two things. KS is dumb. Dumb. Dumb. How does someone in the public eye ever think they can get away with cheating on their very famous significant other? Hello…surrounded by paparazzi….just dumb. And the fact that your PR person made her apologize to the public…press tours for the next Twilight movie are going to be very interesting…

    And I think that is Chris Bukowski….I didn't watch this season but he went to dinner last week with two of my sorority sisters in Chicago and they told him about this charity organization they started, that I design and create bracelets for, to raise money for charity. They gave him one and he ended up wearing a bracelet on a bunch of talk shows. So he can be as slutty as he wants…as long as he sports my bracelet! haha

  8. ashley nicole catherine says: July 27, 2012 at 3:02 pm

    holy crap that's his wife? she's gorg. but i also am seriously wondering if it all isn't just a big publicity stunt.

  9. Shannon says: July 28, 2012 at 2:30 am

    YES about One F Jef & Justin from Food Network Star! I thought that every week! Any guy that wears a tank top AND flashes the peace sign AND poses for self portraits in cars is just douchey.

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