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Coffee Talk

July 20, 2012

discuss amongst ya-selves….. 

 The Bachelorette: The Men Tell All was a giant snoozefest.  
Shocking, I know.
I did like her giant F-bombs constantly though.


Sean is definitely going to be the Bachelor.  
We get it ABC. Loud and clear. 
I really like him, I just wish they would pick someone new for once.

I enjoyed laughing at Kalon while being fascinated at his complete lack of chin and half-face smile.
For such a pompous ass, he should know that chinless men are never successful.  I’m shocked he hasn’t had plastic surgery yet. 

Chris and his creepy eyes (especially the ONE creepy eye) continued to be awkward as hell.  
I don’t think he’s ever fully opened his eyes in his entire life? 
He just gets worse and worse.
Can’t wait to see these two fools on Bachelor Pad. 
All I will say is if she picks One F Jef or no one at the end of this like the previews show….. I will lose it.

sooo this is really mean,
but am I the only one who just really can’t look 
at Anne Hathaway with that hair?


I know it was for a movie, but wear a wig in the movie! Michelle Williams can pull it off, but you sweetie cannot.  And you are engaged! What are you going to do for your wedding?? Its just horrible.

OC Housewives
I just want to slam Vicki’s head against the wall. 

Not even worth discussing more. 
the whipping out of the “NBC 5” emails cracked me up though. 
so pathetic.

yet not as pathetic as Tamra’s hair for the reunion. 
obviously. 

I love Willie Giest – when he and Hoda are together on The Today Show I freak, and I was thrilled he was on WWHL this week. 
blue + white gingham shirt? yes, please. 
 I don’t know why, but I never knew if he was gay or just THAT amazing.  Turns out: he is married, and just that amazing.  And they started dating in middle school.

Yeah, he’s pretty much perfect. 
 I would pay big bucks for my boyfriend to have a clue what comes out of my mouth when I talk about the entertainment world or sit and watch ANYTHING with me.


NYC Housewives:
Sonja is so looney its not even funny.  But she’s entertaining, so I’ll take it. 


The face in the badet? Priceless.

Carole and LuAnn’s hatred for one another is amazing.  And Carole definitely wins, especially with her commentary in the interviews. “No one criticizes a baby.  Even an ugly baby, everyone just says its cute.”  

as her face displays, 
the stick in LuAnn’s ass just keeps wedging itself farther and farther up.


and don’t even get me started on how horrifying this was.


Is Horse Face getting dressed in the dark??
 sweet train with your converse, miley. 
and even better side boob tat. 

and finally, the celebs as real people feature floating around is incredible.
I had only seen a few, but Ashley e-mailed me the full collection and I laughed uncontrollably.
Mostly because they completely look real and believable. 


my apologies for the lack of posts this week,
and the lack of thrilling coffee talk news,
what can I say?
well…. not as much as Kris, but hey, who is? 

xoxo
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Comments

  1. Ilse says: July 20, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    love coffee talk makes my day!

  2. The Now says: July 20, 2012 at 6:19 pm

    YESSS! Ok I agree.. The Men Tell All put me to sleep. I love your comments though. The OC reunion was amazing. I love all the secrets that were revealed about Don and Vicky. I mean, it's sad but I can't help but be entertained. Does that make me evil? I am obsessed w celebs as real people. HILARIOUS! Beyonce and Kanye look amazing!! Oh and gross Miley??? xoxo

  3. Jess @ theJessJournals.blogspot.com says: July 20, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    I love Sean. I want him to date me. lol And was also thinking that he'll be the next bachelor…

    Loved how Ryan was going on about how if he were the next bachelor blah blah blah and chris harrison immediately said that it wasn't going to happen. LOL what a douche.

    But yeah, overall, men tell all was boring. She better not pick Jef…ughhh!

    Have a good weekend!

  4. Natalie {Designer Bags and Dirty Diapers} says: July 20, 2012 at 8:36 pm

    Where do I begin?? First ABC is starting to annoy me recycling all the same people on the Bachelor/Bachelorette shows. We need new peeps, don't they understand. Shaun is cute though so I will still watch. Tamaras hair= tragic prom queen. I kind of love Sonja in a crazy way. LuAnn annoys me and I love Carole. Miley WTF. I am still baffled why Liam dates he stank ass. The celeb pics are priceless. and Ann Hathway totally agree. I get nauseous when I see her- wear a wig. Not many people can pull of the short hair look and she certainly can't! I miss the Devil Wears Prada Days and remember who douche boyfriend who was doimg illegal things with money (haha).

  5. Allyson [Mimosas in the Morning] says: July 21, 2012 at 7:23 pm

    I definitely don't like Anne's hair either. I don't watch the bachelor, but I'm never behind on my housewives. That singer was so awful it almost seemed fake. So tacky. And Vicky- well there's nothing to say because you said it all in wanting to slam her head against the wall.

  6. Nat says: July 23, 2012 at 1:19 am

    This is amazing as usual!! Sean def the next bachelor, he just has the perfect all american look that they know everyone will love. I agree about Anne Hathaway she cannot pull it off. Horse face is ridiculous and I can't believe that Liam proposed to her- WHAT IS HE DOING??
    Ok those pics of celebs are real people are amazing!!

  7. ashley nicole catherine says: July 23, 2012 at 4:04 pm

    ahahahah so many funny things to comment on but honestly that kris gif gets me every.time. thanks for the shout out! xoxo

  8. Carter (The Mean Mom Chronicles) says: July 24, 2012 at 10:38 pm

    How is Miley famous? If I saw her on the street I would think she was just white trash.

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