discuss amongst ya-selves……
The Bachelorette:
Sean + Arie – still the favorites. Definitely final 2 I think.
there was more making out against walls…. which I ALWAYS approve of
Doug: Do you even have a penis? I’m beginning to think you don’t?
their legs touch and he jumps and says sorry.
yeah… you’re totally ready to meet the parents and kids, Doug.
eh….. so awkward. why did it take you this long to realize it Emily?
and then THE most awkward peck as they talk about how awkward it is.
He is the perfect example of “he’s too nice” not just being an excuse.
Well, that … and he’s boring as hell.
Well, that … and he’s boring as hell.
Chris (aka – zombie eyes) was acting ca-razy.
Creepy eyes and shaking all over crazy.
Especially his ridiculously dramatic “Emily I NEED to talk to you!!” before she handed out the final rose.
Don’t get all giddy that you got the rose…. you are definitely not who she picks in the end and are most likely going home next week.
Oh Ke$ha……
Oh Ke$ha……
you are one classy lady.
Really, Oprah?? Even you?? Really??
No words, just the words of Seth Meyers on Weekend Update:
Really?!?!
NYC Housewives:
aviva is cousins with fran dreschner?
how did I not put this together until now?
carol makes great cracks about everyone in her confessional moments during the show.
referring to luann: it’s like she has royal tourrette’s syndrome.
alright…. I like you.
your mouth still bugs the crap out of me, but I like you.
I wonder whose mouth is bigger? hers or taylors?
If Ramona mentions London 1 more time, I’m going to lose it.
“Sonja, you’re being too nice, and now I’m getting mad at you.”
You get pissed at your only friend for being nice – I’m pretty sure that explains why no one wants to go to London with you.
Or be around you, ever.
Heather has diarrhea of the mouth?? I think it’s you sweetie.
I think Megan Fox wins the award for sexiest pregnant woman
still weirds me out that she’s pregnant a little bit though…..
OC Housewives:
This reunion is going to be AMAZING.
Drunk Sarah had me cracking up again.
“Is this what the world is coming to?” was a great WWHL drinking game for the week.
Vicki, Vicki, Vicki.
You just get worse and worse every week!!!
Look at that finger fly!
Even Blake Lively is talking about how much she sucks apparently.
She honestly looked (and sounded) terrifying when she was screaming. I was legitimately scared. She is SUCH an idiot, and her and Brooks deserve each other.
It’s too bad you “are done”, because Tamra must have been a pretty good friend to still console you when you looked as terrifying as this in Costa Rica.
Anyways, the BEST part of the night:
At the end, when they say what each housewife is up to.
Alexis: She and Jim are opening a trampoline park.
I mean….. What??
I couldn’t have come up with something more hilarious if I tried.
You KNOW I ran to the computer to google.
are you hysterically laughing as much as I am???
PRICELESS.
Who knew that underneath the grungy clothes,
Jennifer Aniston’s boyfriend had a rocking bod?
take that nasty-chin-pube brad.
Miss Advised:
These girls are killing me.
I want to cry for them and slap them through the television all at once.
Matchmaker Lady:
If men were turned on by high maintenance and calorie-control, you would have aced the date. You go on a date and send your hot chocolate back because you need it WITHOUT whipped cream, talk about how horrible it is to think about the amount of calories in the hot chocolate, and act baffled when your date wants to order some chicken pot pie.
After said date, you don’t hear anything from the guy, so naturally you call him and leave a creepy message saying you’re thinking about him.
Please, go get a copy of He’s Just Not That Into You.
Read it cover to cover. Immediately.
You seem like a sweet, smart, and pretty girl. Get some confidence!! And don’t talk about counting calories on a date. Ever.
Dating Columnist (and spoiled brat?):
I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone so obnoxious in my life.
Acting like a 13 year old ADHD child is not how you get a guy to have any interest in you at all.
“Run around in circles!!”
I didn’t think it could get any worse???
But wait….
– Showing your date your ALL pink bedroom
-Saying you have sex with your dog in the bed????
-Playing spin the bottle
-Begging and begging and begging someone to give you a kiss
It was almost too bad to watch. Almost.
Sex Expert Lady:
You are the most sane of the three, albeit the most slutty, but at least you aren’t throwing yourself at men and you have some self respect, so I like you the most.
You know I’m not ending the day without some eye candy & objectifying of Channing Tatum. The Magic Mike press tour this week has been a girls dream.
His flash mob at the Today Show was amazing:
Jenna Dewan and him must just have dance offs in the kitchen every night.
And finally, Channing’s strip show at 18 at a male review that Us Weekly posted. Worth the watch.
He has some pretty incredible dance moves in it.
Yep. That’s totally the only reason why it’s good…..
xoxo
Love your Coffee Talk Posts – I look forward to reading them every week! Haha – I love that you found an image of Alexis in the trampoline park, can you say desperate? I love that show, oh and Drunk Sarar, they should really consider adding her as a cast member next season 🙂
I just wanted to thank you for posting that picture of Alexis & Jim's "trampoline park". You have made my day so much better. What a joke.
HAHAHA a trampoline park. Is it safe to be on a trampoline when you have ginormous implants? OK I just heard a rumor on the radio that Chris Harrison and Emily have been hooking up!!! GROSSSS!!!! Onto Missadvised… I felt so awkward when that girl kept trying to kiss the hot football player. And the calorie counter kills me. You have to go running bc you had a hot chocolate?? You have problems!! xoxoxx
Dying. Love this all. Yah, Sarah was insane and what on earth?! A trampoline park! That is amazing. Also, totally second the approval of making out against walls! Love Emily.
Laughing again. LOVE your blog.
-Tori
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How did I miss the trampoline part?? Only Alexis she is such an idiot! The flash mob was amazing but I do love me some Channing. Ann Curry was not my favorite but I do think Matt lauer is an ass for getting her the boot. The pink bedroom no words. That should have been a 12 years old room.