discuss amongst ya-selves…..
Okay… So The Bachelorette.
YAWN. But I expected it to be a yawn. My guess is the producers knew it too, because I don’t think there has been an hour and a half premiere in at least 5 years.
How many times did Emily say “awesome” when meeting the 25 guys? My guess is 97.
The new drinking game of the season, Andy Cohen style, will be to drink every time she says “awesome”. If I had been playing on Monday, I would have been hammered, and a whole lot more entertained.
This quote she gave in an interview cracked me up:
“The guys came in having an image of me in their head but as they got to know me better, they all said, [I was] nothing like they thought I’d be and that it was a good thing. I’m feisty and sassy. It takes a little bit for me to really feel comfortable but I’ve never been called ‘boring’ in my normal everyday life.”
Interesting. Because I would definitely not say that you were feisty or sassy, and you definitely were quite boring. But
I know it’ll get better the later we get into the season. The guys will be giant d-bags pretending to be hopeless romantics just DYING to get married! Because every man walks around constantly discussing how they just can’t WAIT to get married and have kids, it’s just their dream! Yeah….
I never get sick of Bachelor Spoof videos:
Oh, and now I look at Mr. Harrison differently since he and his wife split when he announces:
“Emily, gentleman….. this is the final rose tonight… when you’re ready.”
Maybe they’ll make him the next Bachelor?
Or, more likely, he’ll just bang all of the bachelor contestants on their travels.
There’s a new show on Bravo called The Wedding Party.
I caught the premiere episode and knew I would like it instantly, because the owner/planner walks into the office and the first words out of her mouth are:
“What’s up hookers?”
She later gets excited and says she wants to do jazz hands.
These 2 sentences alone will keep me watching.
Horse Mouth is looking awfully skinny these days
I will never understand the appeal of this chick.
and I feel like she never wears a bra?
and I feel like she never wears a bra?
Speaking of skinny, this will be my new bikini motivation for the summer.
isn’t it funny how anyone else having that much sand stuck on their tush would be “point-and-laugh” material if they were to walk by on the beach, but on her it’s like “oh yes gisele, so sexy”
I want to come back in my next life as Brazilian. 100%.
I want to come back in my next life as Brazilian. 100%.
I thought Brianna had completely lost it when she announced she ran off to Vegas to get married, and now she is 4 months pregnant.
Idiot. Although, to give her some credit, at least she isn’t as dumb as her mom Vicki who claims she is happy and finally has a full love tank.
Brooks is the creepiest man on the face of the earth.
“i’m gonna say everything slow, and in a thick accent, so that suddenly you give me full access to all of your assets and bank accounts…. now read this card with a bunch of gibberish on it that makes you think I love you”
Who says “I love you and think of you as son” to a person they have spoken 4 words to? If Brianna is an idiot, Vicki is certifiably insane.
It’s a sad day in the celebrity romance world.
52 year old Linda Hogan and her 23 year old fiancé have broken up.
I wonder what could have possibly been the problem???
Anyone watch Pregnant in Heels? I watched last season so I decided to catch this season’s first episode while working out on the treadmill.
Big Mistake. Huge. (said in Julia Roberts voice in Pretty Woman). Normally it’s bitchy, awful, rich soon to be mothers, but this was a home birth and I almost vomited all over myself. Bravo: I do not watch you to learn about episiotomy’s. kapeesh?
Revenge Fans (while should be ALL of you)
Emily Vancamp + Joshua Bowen were on GMA
LISTEN TO HIS BRITISH ACCENT.
I didn’t think he could get any hotter, and then you hear his real British voice, and it makes it soooo much better.
love, love, love that they are dating in real life.
Let’s end the day with some pretty, shall we?
Revenge Fans (while should be ALL of you)
Emily Vancamp + Joshua Bowen were on GMA
LISTEN TO HIS BRITISH ACCENT.
I didn’t think he could get any hotter, and then you hear his real British voice, and it makes it soooo much better.
love, love, love that they are dating in real life.
Let’s end the day with some pretty, shall we?
ah…. that’s much better.
xoxo
THat home birth on Pregnant in Heels killed me!!!! How weird was that couple. Vomit over the Placenta shake. I do like the main lady. WHOA Miley is so skinny. Honestly I'm pretty jealous! I was kind of blah over Emily as the bachelorette but I thought she was soooo cute on the show and am now obsessed with her. Stevie, the boombox guy had me in tears. Funniest thing I've seen in a long time. No matter what Briana does, I will be on her side over her stupid mother's any day. I dislike Vicky Gunvelson so much. Did I tell you we saw her in Nashville? it looked like she had a skin mask on. Groooooss!
-Emily bachelorette= YAWN, I still just want to see the guy's be d-bags
-I must catch the Wedding Party that line is amazing
-Joshua Bowen's british accent= delicious
-Channing Tatum is gorgeous have you seen the trailer for Magic Mike?? Let's just say wow.
So much to comment on!
Bachelorette WAS super boring. All the guys were goobers and there is honestly no one I really adore. Sad day. I'm usually good at picking the winner out on the first night. Its hard to watch with a boy, though, so I need to start going somewhere quiet.
Also, hate Miley. Amen on the big teeth and stardom. Not worth it.
Finally, Emily and Daniel are DATING in real life!? Oh my gosh. I love them. I also love the show even though it gave me lots of anxiety last night. I also cried and said a fwe bad words (ie Sammy scene and Nolan at the end). Eek, but definitely the best show on TV!!
Love me some Channing. Cannot wait for Magic Mike. Can.Not.Wait.
I love that Emily & Josh are dating!
And I need to start watching Bravo again.
I've stopped watching the Bachelorette/Bachelor seasons until the last few episodes – I wait for them to attempt to weed out the bad guys/girls!
LOVE reading this each week. Seriously, makes my day! You made my day when you said Joshua and Emily are dating in real life!!! I didn't know that! Love it! If anything happens to Nolan, I will die. He is one of my favorite characters. And Sammy and Jack at the end, whew, tear jerker! Bachelorette Emily is not my favorite, but I of course have gotten sucked in again. I agree with you, Brooks, is horrible, I mean horrible! Vicki has changed so much since the first season..it's like a train wreck. But I of course, will keep watching as always.
For some reason my computer won't let me comment on your blog. I can only comment via my iPad, weird right? Glad I'm not the only one that was bored by Emily. And next week I might just play my own drinking game. I guarantee you Chris Harrison is now hooking up w sone of the rejected contestants. I feel bad for hs wife and kids, I think he got a big head. Miley, Wtf is all I can say. She is one step away from LiLo. Brooks is a douche and Vicky is a fool. I had no idea Brianna was preggo although I'm not that surprised. and I was watching pregnant in heels while I ate lunch bad idea, just like giving birth without an epidural is a bad idea. How weird was her husband and the fact she ate the placenta?? I'm nauseous just remembering it.
OMG BRIANA is PREGNANT!!!! HOW DID I NOT KNOW this.