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I haven’t watched the Real Housewives of Atlanta since about the second season…. but I had heard the reunion was so insane from Mr. Andy Cohen so I tuned in to Part I. Holy hell, these women have gotten even worse (if possible) and even more insane (if possible).
The first hellacious 10 minutes was spent discussing one of their sex toy businesses, NeNe became even more obnoxious for me to listen to (again, if possible) with talking about how she’s a “rich bitch”, and I was left wondering why Kim seemed like one of the more sane ones there?
I won’t be watching the season, but I’m definitely tuning in to the next part(s) of the reunion!!
And…. as pathetic as it may be, it lured me into possibly setting my DVR for Don’t be Tardy for the Wedding. Kim’s wigs, her constant side boob, and her insistence that she is in her mid-thirties has lured me in.
A hot mess tends to have that effect of me.
A hot mess tends to have that effect of me.
don’t you just LOVE her wedding dress???
and the subtle cleavage in the pic below?
pure class that one….. pure class, style, and sophistication.
speaking of weddings, brad and angelina got engaged
Us Weekly says she cried when he proposed.
Come on now, she has a heart of ice, so there is no way that’s possible.
corey montetih + lea michelle from Glee are dating in real life.
I don’t know why but people dating on a show and then dating in real life excites me?
Have you all been watching Jeff Lewis Interior Therapy?? It is amazing, mostly because of Jeff’s horrible incredible comments about his clients. Dare I say even better than Flipping Out? Last week he dealt with a crazy-hoarder who was a “life coach” who had rat feces all over her “office”.
because this looks like the office of a woman you’d take advice from:
Best line of the episode:
“it doesn’t surprise me that this woman is a life coach and needs help…. because I honestly think that therapists are the most f***ed up people on earth”
and trust me, she was pretty f’ed up.
….and only my crazy ass would notice immediately that the Hoarder/Life Coach’s daughter is the actress on GCB that plays the gay guy + Cricket’s daughter.
I need help people. I really do.
kathy premieres tonight on Bravo
I’ll definitely be watching. I have always loved her stand-up specials and how inappropriate she is at all times, and her alcoholic mother Maggie is the best.
kelsey grammar’s old ass got a gramp stamp of his latest ho lady kate’s name
even more disgusting than a man his age getting a tattoo on his “hip” (call it what you want; it’s not your hip if you have to undo your pants), is that there is a picture of him getting it done with his old nasty nether regions practically exposed. and you clearly took this picture and released it to the press yourself?
how kardashian of you.
how kardashian of you.
remember this crazy pants?
apparently she’s released new “music”.
I’m sure, as before, no one cares Heidi.
speaking of boobs + reality TV, I saw a clip of JWoww’s new Bikini Line.
you can apparently remove all of the straps to have no tan lines, but the swimsuit stays up?
HOW is that suit staying up!?!
those things must be 5 pounds each?
those things must be 5 pounds each?
Literally, in the clip (see here) the suit doesn’t move. I am so, so confused, and yet I am utterly amazed??
Giuliana + Bill: You know I love this show, and I love both of them.
But Bill…. your wife has dealt with infertility for the last 2 years, she has been diagnosed with breast cancer, had a lumpectomy, then a double mastectomy.
But Bill…. your wife has dealt with infertility for the last 2 years, she has been diagnosed with breast cancer, had a lumpectomy, then a double mastectomy.
How does Bill make her feel better for the upcoming second surgery? OUTDOOR CLIMBING + FEAR OF HEIGHTS ACTIVITIES.
Because that just screams relaxation and happy thoughts before another horrible surgery.
Because that just screams relaxation and happy thoughts before another horrible surgery.
That’s like my boyfriend saying to me “You’ve been through a really rough couple of weeks, let’s go class 5 white water rafting to de-stress, or maybe run a marathon this weekend?”
No. Thank. You.
No. Thank. You.
a daily dose of depressing,
victoria beckham had a fruit plate for her birthday dessert
a. fruit. plate.
I bet she was mad they drizzled the chocolate syrup around the edges of the plate.
In all honesty, this truly makes me think she is a crazy lunatic.
I really, really want to go wherever the “glamping” place was that the women on OC Housewives went to.
Those cute little individual cabins?? A little market to order whatever booze and meat you want, then you take it to your camp to grill?
I obviously googled El Capitan in Santa Barbara immediately.
this makes me actually really want to go camping.
Reese is fully showing, and just as cute as ever.
and whaddaya know…. we’re still on baby watch week #19873482375 for you-know-who. I think I should plan a giveaway or something for when that day finally comes?
feel free to comment about to the amazingness that was Revenge and it’s return last night 🙂
xoxo
How is it possible for me to comment on all of this amazingness without writing an entire freaking essay??? Ready.set.go.
– Kim is pure class. That dress is the most hideous thing I have ever laid eyes on
– I love when characters who date, date in real life. It is the best. Aka Dan and Serena. But it never ends well does it?
– Saying that Angelina cried is such a joke. And PS her ring is estimated at 1 million dollars? Pretty sure she could feed a lot of fucking kids with that
– GCB might be my favorite tv show ever and its totally what I imagine your life back home in Atlanta to be. Normal?
– Still dying laughing over VB being mad about the chocolate drizzle. HATE.
As usual, dying over this. I cannot comment because it would come in the form of an essay. Pretty much what Alex said.
Everything that Alex said…ditto. That picture of Angelina with both legs out of her dress makes me laugh every time
Can't even go there on Atlanta, had to give them up awhile ago. I also LOVE when characters date in real life, not sure why either but I do! Interior therapy is AMAZING, I think Jeff Lewis is even better in this one- his comments make my night. Did Heidi get more plastic surgery?? It appears that way. I hate VB, imagine how miserable it must be to have fruit instead of cake- yuck! Reese is such a cute preggo. I also stalk the gossip sites looking for news on Jessica I'm actually getting scared for her!
Sorry for the long comment!
1. I'm glad we watch all the same trashy TV. GCB is my favorite guilty pleasure.
2. Yes for a giveaway when you know who births. If she ever does. It's becoming a joke
3. Side boob makes me want to vomit
4. Poor Victoria, hasn't eaten in years. I think i'll have a burger in her honor.
I don't know who I love more…Andy Cohen or Jeff Lewis. Maybe Jeff? I am the same way about RHOA. They are mean & talk wayyy too much about $$$. UGH!! I tried to watch the reunion but I felt like my blood pressure was rising..I got so angry for some reason. So excited for Kathy tonight & Heidi Montag is still trying to be famous. Seriously how is that bikini staying on J Woww???? So much greatness that I didn't get to. xoxox Elizabeth
Have you considered stand up? I am pretty confident that this is the most hilarious post you've ever created. There's so much to comment on I don't know where to start. I'll just say that Interior Therapy is one of the best shows on television and after that comes Million Dollar Listing. Jeff Lewis is my hero.
Hilarious girl…
hahah those stills of the HWOA are hilarious. the one on the bottom left – never remember her name – looks insane. they are all nuts. and oh my GAWD, can kim look more like a train wreck?? ewww jwow's bikinis are so skanky! how about you just buy a bandeau top? problem solved. amazing coffee talk as always! xoxoxo
ps i'm excited about angie and brad, but i don't like her ring!
Coffee talk is my favorite! Posh ( yep I still call her Posh) is ridiculous! A fruit plate for her birthday that's just sad. I'm embarrassed to admit I want to watch kims wedding I have kind of started to like her but seriously there is no way she is 30. I so want to go glamping that place looked great but I felt bad for heather what an awkward crew. Alexis sucks!!
1. When ever I have little tiny tots, I can only hope to be as cute as little Miss Reece. Sigh. Can't we all. 2. Over Bradgelina. So ever her. Him. Her. Him. Ew. 3. How did Kim's ta-tas not fall out of that dress? Redic. 4. Lea & Corey. YAY. 5. I like my swim suits to stay up with straps. Unless they are meant to be strapless. Then no strap needed.
6. J. Simps has STILL not had her kid (or maybe she has and has gone into hiding like Suri did). You didn't mention, but seriously that kid will be 3 by the time she pops out of there!
Reese is absolutely adorable and I am so obsessed with Cory and Lea!!!! I'm the same way with people dating in shows/movies and real life…I get sooo happy!
Champagne Lifestyle on a Beer Budget
Victoria seriously needs to experience real food! That's seriously depressing. I may go and find a macaron to eat just because I know she'll never eat one.
and Reese looks gorgeous! I bet her next baby is going to be just as ridiculously gorgeous as she is and her other beautiful children.
also I died at the end with you know who. She needs to give birth ASAP! This is ridiculous!
SO much goodness in one post. Subtle cleave = wow class act right there. HOW IN THE WORLD DO THOSE BIKINIS STAY UP. It's like we'd have to do a frickin science experiment to understand. Dear Lord. As for VB, I more just feel bad for her if that's her idea of birthday fun. On my birthday eve, I will look a little something like the kid in Matilda forced to eat the entire chocolate cake except I will have a smile on my face the entire time.