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April 12, 2012

discuss amongst ya-selves…..

HA!!! These two ego-maniacs??? Together??
This is just comedy at it’s finest.  Have fun people.
  
oh and kris, your 56…
lose the string bikini please. and the staged pose.

Miley Cyrus is taking a cue from Kim Zolciak and showing some side boob.

She drives me insane. How did she land her boyfriend again??

Bethenney talk show premieres June 11 on Fox
I will of course watch….but I’m still not sold on her as a talk show host?
I really do love the look of her set though! 

Tony Romo and Chase Crawford’s sister Candace had their baby

I only care to post this because I can’t stop thinking
“damn…. who looks THAT good after giving birth??”


OC Housewives this week:
Basically Alexis is as obnoxious as ever, and then Gretchen’s friend Sara gets wasted and becomes a complete idiot repeating the same thing over and over again because Vicki said “what do you want”.

I wanted to scratch my eyes out.
Oh, and Tamra became a member of the itty bitty club.
New Housewife Heather said it best: 

“Alexis may be dumb, but Sara is crazy”.
I like anyone that gives Cristal champagne as party favors. 


this week’s episode of new girl: 
they are playing a game called True American that is 
50% drinking game, 50% life size candy land
via
Not only was this hilarious, it is the greatest idea EVER.  I will now be spending the next week formulating rules and arranging my apartment for giant drunk candy land. 

the video of alicia silverstone feeding her son with chewed up food from her mouth like a bird? 
via
I mean…. this is what happens to you when you stop eating cheeseburgers.
You give up the good stuff and you go crazy. 

mad men: why has betty only appeared in basically one of the three episodes???
via
 She looks like a hot mess, but I still want more of her.
Don was officially scaring the crap out of me with his hallucinations? Were they hallucinations?? I’m confused.  
I loved when Joan kicks her awful husband to the curb though. 
via

kristin cavallari is officially really preggo
and…. what do ya know? who STILL hasn’t given birth?? 
Jessica is birthing a 2 year old at this point. 

I don’t watch the X Factor, but if they get Britney to sign on as a judge, I will be watching every. single. episode. 
she’s looking like her old self lately and I love it.

I leave you with some old school Britney to get you through the day.
you’re welcome.

xoxo
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  1. Nat says: April 12, 2012 at 3:48 pm

    I agree with everyone one of these!! Kim and Kanye are perfect together! I missed the New Girl this week I'll have to hulu it, that sounds hysterical! Oh Jessica, I really hope that baby is coming out soon!

  2. Molly says: April 12, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    i had to turn rhoc off when sara had her little tirade- i was too uncomfortable/embarassed for her to watch.

    alicia silverstone has lost her mind. that's just foul.

    and yes, i need more betty draper! can't wait to see what unfolds with joan and her evil (ex?)husband.

  3. Alex {Things That Sparkle} says: April 12, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    Seriously she still hasn't had that baby??? How is it possible??? And that chick who looks like a supermodel while her child is so new its still covered in the white stuff. Not cool.

  4. The Now says: April 12, 2012 at 4:52 pm

    A. New GIrl is seriously the best show ever!!! B. that girl on RHOC was out of controlllll!! But I really don't like Vicky so it was fun to watch her being tortured!! C. I wish I could have side boob! D. I am not sold on the Bethenny talk show idea either. E. Is Betty Draper wearing a fat suit in that pic? I don't watch the show anymore but she looks large and in charge in that picture. xoxo Elizabeth

  5. Allison says: April 12, 2012 at 7:58 pm

    January Jones (AKA Betty Draper) was preggo for the filming of this season. So I imagine she will just not be in it that much at the beginning. They had her wear a fat suit on top of being pregnant. Can you believe that!?

  6. Samantha says: April 12, 2012 at 8:14 pm

    1. True American. Let's create some rules, ASAP. I spent a good fifteen minutes googling if it were a real game or not just because I want to play it this weekend.
    2. Why is J. Simps still prego – not OK.
    3. Kanye & Kim. Ew. Funny, but ew.
    4. I love the set of Bethenny's talk show. Whoever designed that can come decorate my house.

  7. Sundresses and Smiles says: April 12, 2012 at 9:13 pm

    I never know which things to comment on!! As to Bethenny as a talk show host….I'll definitely watch but I could totally see her bitching some visitor out that she disagrees with!

  8. Natalie {Designer Bags and Dirty Diapers} says: April 13, 2012 at 11:07 am

    Can dance Romo totally had hair and make up people come in post birth. Nobody looks like that after birth and remember she was a pageant queen. Kris Jenner I have no words for a 56 year old in a string bikini. Will watch anything Britney is on. And good lord Jessicas baby is going to weigh 30 lbs when it is born. Maybe there are multiples in there!!

  9. Nuha says: April 13, 2012 at 2:55 pm

    oh my god..j. simpson makes me INCREDIBLY uncomfortable just looking at these pregnant pictures. there are so many other things to comment on, but i should probably limit my negativity since it's so early in the morning ha! happy weekend!

    http://nuhasofiyan.blogspot.com

  10. ashley nicole catherine says: April 14, 2012 at 2:08 am

    hahaha love this as ALWAYS! sara IS totally crazypants. she's annoying pretty for being so crazy too. yeahh not sure how the talk show will go over either, but bethenny can do no wrong, so i'm sure she'll find a way to make it work. skipping the kanye+kim story because that's just silly and HELLO sideboob. gale is totally too hot for miley and i totally predict a breakup now that he's famous. no party in the usa.

  11. Andrea Morris says: April 17, 2012 at 4:52 pm

    Love this post! Cracked me up!! A new follower and excited to read more! Would love for you to check out my blog as well.

    Andrea
    the-blonde-ambitions.blogspot.com

  12. Carter (The Mean Mom Chronicles) says: April 17, 2012 at 11:50 pm

    I literally JUST found your blog and love this post. I'm with you on wanting more Betty Draper on Mad Men. But maybe minus the fat suit.

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