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Coffee Talk

April 5, 2012

discuss amongst ya-selves…. 

sorry for all of the late posts this week.  I’m sick again (shocker) and have been busy catching up since last weekends escapades. 

First of all, I just want to say that this is exactly what I look like leaving the gym.
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Just really needed to put that on the record. Now that we’ve cleared that up…. 

Did you watch WWHL All-Star party last night!?
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AMAZING!!! 
I think everyone was wasted out of their mind.  Especially Padma during that Top-Chef competition. 
And I realized that Tabitha looks identical to that ugly bald cat breed. 
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Identical Right?! 
AH Okay sorry…. keep scrolling… keep scrolling…

Perhaps scarier than that… the new NYC housewives.
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their faces in the promo clip were terrifying.  it’s gonna suck.
I already miss this crazy face




Only Lauren Conrad could pose topless and not look like a skank. 
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She looks so damn adorable! Always! 


Do you think Michelle Williams is really dating Jason Segal??
this seems like such a strange couple to me?? but I am madly in love with Jason Segal so I am all for it.  His new movie with Emily Blundt The 5 Year Engagement Looks so good. 
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Everyone has been saying I need to watch Shah’s of Sunset on Bravo.
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I have to admit that I have only seen 5 minutes, and wanted to shoot myself in the face, but am I missing something??? All I saw was some GiGi person being a royal bitch and everyone being rich and an overall pain in the ass.  These people seem like Kardashian’s on steroids. 
Seen it? Thoughts? 

Okay…. we all remember crazy Jesse Spano from Saved by The Bell and her pill popping craziness right?
look at those crazy eyes on the right!
Then she went on to Showgirls and did basically nothing else but small trashy roles.
I had NO idea that she was married to Ralph Lauren’s nephew?
How did she get someone so rich and attractive?? And now they are expecting a baby together! 
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Everyone says girls go after the bad boys and think they can change them, but I think men go after the trash and the crazy in the same way. 

Giuliana had me crying multiple times this week.  First I watched her E! THS and cried….
although I did laugh a good bit at the hilarious pics of her when she was younger.
And I had completely forgotten about her and Jerry O’Connell before Bill!!! 
holy flashbacks to when I wore my abercrombie jean skirt with my uggs…. yikes

then I watched the premier episode of this seasons G&B and cried my eyes out.  Full on lump in the throat for 45 minutes, turning into such a hot mess.  What is wrong with me?! 
I don’t know what it is about these two that I am so in love with.  Their show always gets me.  Cute video of them below.


and finally… to creep you out for the day,
watching Lindsay Lohan Age

xoxo
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  1. LL550 says: April 5, 2012 at 5:22 pm

    Love your blog! Especially when I can catch up on all relevant celeb gossip in one spot! Totally don't understand the appeal of the "Shah's of Sunset" show either, it gave me a headache. Definitely love Giuliana and Bill, I want to try their new restaurant!

  2. Jessie says: April 5, 2012 at 6:31 pm

    I am not going to lie I kind of like Shah's. I feel like I should have been Persian, mainly due to their love of huge gold jewelry. Lauren Conrad is adorable! I freaking love coffee talk.

  3. The Now says: April 5, 2012 at 6:58 pm

    BAGH That LILO video was scary and the music!! hahaha!! She looks horrendous! Ok The WWHL All Stars Party was amazing. My love, Jeff Lewis, was being extra catty!!! Yeah, I'm not sure about these new NY Housewives. And how insane was that East coast/West coast game?!?! I actually like Shahs. I think the key is to not take them seriously. Like, they are a joke! And LC looks super cute! And you are right, Tabatha looks like a hairless cat. Maybe she is Grandma Wrinkles! xoxo Elizabeth

  4. ashley nicole catherine says: April 5, 2012 at 7:38 pm

    haha so amazing! i haven't seen g&b, but i want to! sooo not excited for the new housewives. AND i have spent an obscene amount of time on that gif tumblr, so thanks for that 😉 xoxo

  5. Samantha says: April 5, 2012 at 8:22 pm

    Coffee Talk is my favorite. I couldn't agree more with everything you say! Looking like a super model when I leave the gym…wishful thinking. Jason & Michelle = LOVE.

  6. Meg {henninglove} says: April 5, 2012 at 9:53 pm

    this post is hilarious!! and yes i look like her when i leave the gym too, haha NOT! what giuliana dated jerry?? i don't like her makeup and her hair at all in that photo with him. she definitely went more beautiful

  7. Natalie {Designer Bags and Dirty Diapers} says: April 6, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    First of all I had no idea Guiliana dated Jerry! Too funny. I keep wondering about the Sunset show too but I agree the promos make me want to shot myself so I have resisted. The new gals for RHNYC scare the crap out of me. Hate to say it but I will Alex and all of Simon's crazy pant choices.

  8. Nat says: April 6, 2012 at 12:42 pm

    Hahaha that's exactly how I look leaving the gym too! I love LC she's so classy. I remember when G dated Jerry O'Connell b/c I think he was pretty famous back then and I didn't really know who she was!

  9. Carly | a simple affair says: April 6, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    Wait. I look like that too when I leave the gym. And Jessie and Ralph Lauren's nephew–why didn't we know this?? And OH MY GOSH TABITHA! I died a little.

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