Coffee Talk

discuss amongst ya-selves…

this week’s bachelor:

not that exciting at all, so I don’t have much to say, but at least we’re finally nearing the end!

Who will the worst Bachelor in Bachelor history pick!?

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kacie b’s laugh really annoyed me… why did I not notice this before?

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did anyone else catch this except me?

And pardon my random rant: but from the second her parents started talking (actually… from the second she said her dad is a parole officer and doesn’t drink) I knew this was the end.

Do you think their family has enough unhealthy separation issues?

“we didn’t even have babysitters growing up….”

what???

I understand you don’t want your daughter to marry a guy she’s known for 5 seconds (especially him), but quit freaking out that she may move 5 feet from your family home.

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I think we all knew Kacie was hitting the road after her family visit.

Small Mouth…. I can’t believe you just keep breezing through to the final rounds! I’ve really gotta hand it to you! It’s like he doesn’t even notice you have the smallest mouth in the world because you’ve worked him over so well!

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I could learn some things from you Small Mouth…. although I need it for a small rack rather than a small mouth.

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Their “vow exchange”/”I love you” was the best example of how awkward, annoying, and uncomfortable she is around Ben.

If small mouth makes it to the final 2, this will officially be the best + worst season I have ever seen. And you know I’ve seen ’em all.

RHOOC:

gretchen took the dogs for a walk…. and for the life of me I cannot figure out what the temperature must have been

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let’s break this down:
– ~~a hot pink turtleneck~~
– a hot pink turtleneck with short sleeves
– white ~~undies~~ booty shorts
-matching striped tube socks
– silver moon boots
touche gretchen… I thought you couldn’t dress any worse… but there ya go, week after week, proving me wrong.

and next week: slade does stand up comedy.

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much like gretchen’s clothing choices, his decisions get worse week after week too I suppose. and I approve of this.

I know I’ve said it before…. but honestly….

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WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE BIRTH?!?
This is THE longest pregnancy in the history of the world.
Is it like a 30 pound baby she’s growing or something??

I’m actually really excited about her new show with Nicole Richie + Elle Macpherson,
Fashion Star, that starts in a few weeks.

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Anything Project Runway-esque + some celebs + some fashion has got to be good right?
If it’s half as good as Nicole Richie on The Simple Life….

I follow Olivia Palermo on Pinterest…

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and it cracks me up every time I see that she pinned another pic of herself onto the board entitled “me”. it just seems so incredibly wrong? no?

This pic doesn’t even look like Lilo…

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if crazy ass Dina wasn’t grinning like “yay another court date for my daughter!” in the background I wouldn’t have even recognized her!

but it was just announced she is hosting SNL March 3rd

I. can’t. wait.
whether she’s “good” or “bad” you know it’s going to be so good!

xoxo

Comments

Hannah says: February 23, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Oh The Bachelor, I have to admit that I could not stand it and looked up to see who wins online. I didn't watch the whole episode this week, but I did manage to see the exchanging of the vows. Weird. I follow Olivia, too! I agree that it is kinda funny how she pins pics of herself, but I actually was trying to find a pic of her in a dress that I had seen and went to her board to find it! Ha!
Melissa Wagner says: February 23, 2012 at 2:35 pm

you are flippin' hilarious!
graceful216 says: February 23, 2012 at 2:40 pm

Thank you for commenting on the "me" pinboard. I hate when people do that, or when teenagers pin pictures on a board called ~*~*FrIeNdS*~*~. Really???

Love your blog!
Patty [PRETTYGROUNDED] says: February 23, 2012 at 2:44 pm

so much crazzzy. ben is def not choosing small mouth (or maneater as she's referred to a my house) but she is very entertaining. ben sucks. I hate his hair and face…ready for the bachelorette!
Julie says: February 23, 2012 at 3:10 pm

Jessica is a hot mess.

You are hilarious by the way!
Molly says: February 23, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Gretchen's outfit- no, no, no. Was she auditioning for Girls Next Door? Just sick. I think her style's gotten progressively worse with each season.
The Now says: February 23, 2012 at 5:06 pm

So many things. Kacie's laugh really started to bother me when they were on that deserted island. I loved her but I couldn't get over the laugh. And yeah that family meeting totally did her in. I am DYING over the previews of Slade's standup…I just cannot wait. LIlo looks horrendous and seriously Lorne Michaels? LiLO???? What is she even promoting?? ughghghhg
Nat says: February 23, 2012 at 5:24 pm

Gretchen's outfit just has me cringing… what is she doing?? Slade is just awful. I've been thinking the same exact thing about Jessica, I'm scared her baby isn't due until June or something!
LiLo on SNL?!? Who's idea was that?
Mae says: February 23, 2012 at 7:09 pm

I almost seriously choked on my coffee when I read the Jessica Simpson tagline. HAHA!
Seriously, she hasn't given birth yet?!?!
You're the best girl. You need your own show!!!!!!
City Girl Chicago says: February 24, 2012 at 1:37 am

Um, this was hilarious, witty, and made me feel guilty just reading it (and agreeing with every single point!)
Natalie {Designer Bags and Dirty Diapers} says: February 26, 2012 at 6:39 pm

Jessica has been pregnant forever! Everyday I keep thinking I will see the news she had the baby! I'm hearing rumblings that Courtney wins the Bachelor I think the producers pulled a fast one on us this season. And I follow OP too but I wonder is it really her pinning? She's always pinning kid stuff and I find that rando.