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If this were a drinking game like Andy Cohen’s on WWHL, we all would be hammered by the end of the show.
*note to self – save Bachelor for Friday night happy hour.
My friend tweeted this story about one of the Giants players proposing after the Super Bowl win on Sunday.
Look at what I’m assuming is his mother’s face in the left corner.
Priceless.
Anyone catch the season premier of Real Housewives of OC?!
I seriously feel like nothing happened. The upcoming episodes look like they’ll make up of for it though.
Vicki is still living with Don? Whaaaaat?
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that must be buckets of fun.
Tamra and Gretchen are friends?
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“there’s a reason dogs sniff each others asses before they become friends” – Tamra
I like this though and hope it continues because they are both awfully feisty with the perfect amount of white trash for reality-show-friendship.
Slade is already acting like a d-bag in his opening scene.
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sweet scarf + rosary around your neck
What man says they want to go on their lunch date with their girlfriend and her girlfriends?
Doesn’t that spell HELL for men?
He really wants to be on camera. So much so that he was the bartender for Gretchen’s WWHL appearance.
Who is normally the bartender? Randoms. From the street.
And don’t even get me started on Alexis.
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“I have no journalistic background or training.”
No?!? You’re kidding!?!
Heidi, Heidi, Heidi….
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We’ve all been there… break-ups are awful. But that’s not an excuse for whatever this look is all about.
This week’s episode of New Girl was my favorite yet.
But when are these two
and these two
going to finally get together!?
Ke$ha got a classy makeover.
Who knew she could even look halfway normal?
There is a rumor that Spice Girls are reuniting.
Confession: I not only loved Spice World, I bought it on DVD when it came out.
And I was way too old at the time to be participating in this activity.
I also danced around my room to Spice Up Your Life, but I know that I am definitely not the only one guilty of that.
I’m not pregnant, but when I have been doing her DVD’s for 10 minutes staring at her skinny, toned body I yell some fairly cruel obscenities at her through the television for putting me through hell. If I were 6 months pregnant, she seems like the last person I would want to be staring at.
Speaking of skinny, toned bodies
am I the only one who thinks McDonalds new Chicken McBites look amazing?
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It even comes with it’s own dip dispenser thingy? Yes, Please.
annnnd might as well end with mcnuggets, because I feel like I should end on a really exciting high note?
xoxo
Favorite round up of the week. Seriously I think the EXACT same things when I read this. We are pretty much the same pop culture junkies. Obsessed.
Loved. this I am sending it to all my friends its hysterical. Thanks for stopping by yesterday!
I love how I'm not the only one who loves watching these shows! Love your recaps!
a dash of GLAM
I seriously LOL'd at your thoughts on Alexis.."I have no background in journalism." No, you're kidding me?! Haha I thought the same thing! And I think I like the new girl, Heather! Her outfits were super cute!
Ahh, I always love your coffee talks! Totally agree on the Ben thing–my mom and I think he's using a certain part of his body to guide his emotions, hehe! Also, poor Heidi–what is that outfit?
ps–I am now turning on "Spice Up Your Life" on my iTunes!
I have not finished this week's Bachelor yet, but since I started reading your blog, Courtney's mouth has really bothered me. You are right…it's so small!!!! I have not seen RHOC yet so I can't comment. The New Girl is 100% my favorite show. The threesome incident with Remy the Landlord was HILAR!!! xoxo elizabeth
A few things- that may be my favorite sh*t whoever says video so far, RHOC was so SO uneventful, but I especially liked the part when Alexis said, "I can fly to the moon if I want to." Um, no you can't. You don't even know your home phone number, I'm pretty sure you won't make it to the moon. And the threesome scene in New Girl was just great TV. I have high standards of TV, obviously.
Fav post yet. So many goodies. The hubs and I loved the video best one yet. I secretly like courtney too. The other girls are so boring.. I'm hearing rumors it gets down to Lindsay and kasie. Slade is the biggest tool ever and Gretchen looks like Miss Piggy but with more makeup. And sad to say but I'm excited about Tracey's preggo workout DVDs they would be great if only I worked out while preggo. I was too damn tired and lazy but I might would buy for the next time aroubd!
S**t guys don't say is hilarious!! I need to catch up on the OC but I can tell from the previews it's going to be ridiculous, Slade is such a d-bag and what is Vicki doing?? I LOVE the New girl and I just them to get together!! Zoey is so cute and quirky! I'm dying to try Tracy Anderson but she kind of scares me more than Jillian Micahels!
So funny…I totally caved and at McD's chix selects the other day out of desperation. Not proud. And I felt incredibly guilty but it has been like 8 years since I ate there. My thighs will thank me, I am sure.
If you ever stop doing these posts I don't know what I will do with myself!
love it!!!
This post is cracking me up! I want to strangle Courtney every time she opens up her mouth, but yup, she is keeping the Bachelor pretty entertaining since Ben is pretty boring.
I can't believe that news station gave Alexis a job. How long till she gets fired? And I want those McBite things too, they look delish.
-Sharon
The Tiny Heart