discuss amongst ya-selves…..
Some commentary on celeb couples news….
because hey…why not criticize other people’s relationships?
You know Andy Cohen has his Jackhole of the Week on WWHL?
Well I have a Dumbass of the Week.
Winner: Kristin Cavallari
Let’s call off an engagement, get back together, and 2 months later be pregnant. Which probably means you were preggers and then got back together or are trying real hard to keep a crappy quarterback that pouts more than I did when I was 12 NFL boy on lock-down.
J Lo’s 18 years younger suitor tweeted his opinions on his love
He said “Age, status, n opinions of others are irrelevant.
Our hearts are endless and our souls infinite.
Good friend sent it for me and thought it was beautiful and perfect!!! #truth.”
J. Lo then retweeted this proclamation.
Tweeting your love? Yep…. sounds like an 18 year younger relationship to me.
#Truth.
Shocked these two are still together
but they’re one pretty gorgeous couple, so I give them my vote of approval.
Plus anyone is better than Scarlett Johansson.
Am I the only one who seriously can’t stand her and was furious with the prior-to-marrying-that-skank-Scarlett-was-perfect Ryan?
The feeling is mutual, Johansson.
I don’t know why I am ever shocked when celebrity marriages fail – but this really makes me sad.
Definitely didn’t see this split coming.
I feel like Jessica Simpson has been pregnant for forever.
Does anyone know what he does for a job? All they ever say is ex-NFL player?
And finally…. I know you all watched RHOBH last night for
Pandy’s “Chi Chi Chi” Beverly Hills Wedding.
(I’m choosing not to comment on how the whole episode is about the wedding…. yet a good 7 minutes were taken up by Paul’s colon. What??)
I am not a pink wedding type of gal, not at all, but that tent was gorgeous. The amount of flowers and chandeliers in that place was incredible.
Change the pink color scheme and it’d be gorgeous.
But, her dress… her hair….Lisa’s tiara – I have no comment.
I totally want to leave my wedding with that many sparklers though.
And look at this little gem of Ken & Lisa I found
Ken’s hair hasn’t changed one bit.
Overall, I was disappointed by the finale.
Why?
My Crazy Kim didn’t make a single appearance.
Broke my heart. Although, Bravo probably didn’t want to subject us to viewing her boyfriend again, so in that instance – thank you.
xoxo
K.Cav was for sure trying to lock it down. She is pitiful. And yes J.Simps has been preggo for forever. I think she is just using it as an excuse to eat. She probably had the baby months ago. And I cannot wait to watch last nights RHOBH
Coffee talk is my favorite! RHOBH made me cry. I am a sucker for weddings. Did you watch the The Bachelor? Painful.
I haven't watched RHWOBH yet, but looks like a super pink wedding. I am shocked about the Seal/Klum break up. They were one couple that seemed so happy.
i second your feelings toward scar jo. and the colon taking up 7 minutes of the FINALE?? are you kidding me? that was so annoying. also thought it was kind of odd that they didnt even address the suicide when taylor came over at the end. odd. so sad its over but obviously cnanot WAIT for reunion!
whaaaat Kristin is preggers!?!?!? Geeza! I haven't watched RHOBH yet but I did see Watch What Happens so I know what happens. I CAN'T WAIT for the reunion! And ScarJo has really started bothering me lately. Ughhgh!! xoxo
I love Blake and Ryan! I was in shock when I saw Heidi and seal were getting divorced…they just seemed like they had it 🙁
I must be living under a rock! I had no idea about seal/klum's break up! That is sad! They always seemed so happy!
Did you by chance watch "What Happens Live" w/ Brandi and Lisa afterwards? I was dying when Brandi admitted to having a little fling with Gerard Butler during Plead the Fifth! Oh man…I watch way too much reality TV!
Celebrities are not like us, they can get away with pretty much anything. J-Lo needs to live that boy alone.
Maybe we can follow each other?
http://www.fashionmechic.com/
J. Lo looks HORRIBLE in that outfit–not flattering at all! And I can't stand Scarlett Johansson either, I just don't get the appeal of her!
These are always my favorite posts bc I love to dish on celebrities to feel better about myself (ha)! Ok KCav is a moran and she most def got pregnant on purpose to tie J down. JLo's new man reminds me of a skinny Kfed- so lame. Pandora's wedding where do I even begin excpet I sure would have liked to have been there. Paul's procedure had me cracking up, especially when he wanted Adrienne to give him the enema! I too am so sad about Seal and Heidi. Its kind of how I would feel if Kelly Ripa and Mark Consulos split up, some couples just seem so right together!
Definitely feel the same way about Seal and Heidi. Feels out of the blue.
Oh. my gosh. I am devastated over Heidi & Seal. I thought those 2 were solid. 🙁
Love the commentary here, Jay is *such* a pouter! hahaha!!
hahaha your commentary is HILARIOUS! omg i was so surprised about heidi and seal too. but what has he been doing all these years?? all i can remember is that one song of his from like 6th grade.
OMG you are amazingly hilarious! loved this commentary
1. I had no idea Serena + Ryan Reynolds! I'm so out of it!
2. Agreed. ANYONE is better than Scarlett J.
3. *when* is Jessica Simpson going to have her baby?!
4. JLO's high school romance…again, no clue!
xx