I thought because we had internet and I had drafted a couple of posts I’d get to it, but let’s be honest,
the beach + cocktails + delicious food with the family was more important.
and since I still have loads of TV to catch up on, I figured it was the perfect way to get a little bit Coffee-Talk-y while I wait to see all the shows!
I mean…. this Panty-Gate thing is just insane.
If I were wearing a skin tight white dress that would only be ruined by a panty line, I wouldn’t wear underwear either!
Erika didn’t walk in the room and announce that she wasn’t wearing underwear; LVP asked her for a pair and then threw her hand in that area, so she responded she wasn’t wearing any.
And she was not sitting there with her legs spread, she had a napkin on her lap.
It’s not her fault that your husband PK (to be read in the annoying fake accent that her husbands name is said in every two seconds…. truly….”PK” should be the drinking game word of RHOBH)
But it’s not Erika’s fault that PK is a pervert who keeps staring at her vagina
and is disgusting enough to keep bringing it up to his wife and saying completely inappropriate things.
editors note: seriously though, his face when they show him looking at her at that white party, UGH HE IS SO DISGUSTING.
PLUS, in case you’d forgotten:
Dorit just can’t keep her mouth shut about it, and it is the only thing she discusses at all until she sees Erika next. But she can’t just drop it. No.
She not only needs to blame Erika for her husband being a pervert, but she also needs to buy her underwear and make a big scene out of giving it to her.
What does Erika think when she gives her the underwear?
and another ENOUGH to Dorit, but I’m sure I’ll expand on it in my next CoffeeTalk/EnoughAlready,
ENOUGH with the damn accent. It’s getting WORSE.
(Thank Gawd for yoga or else I imagine shed be wound tighter than a bad Facelift)
and THEN she is so utterly rude at the dinner table entirely.
Which is truly one of my biggest pet peeves for people in the world. Don’t be a sarcastic ass if you can’t handle it back.
also, is Caroline Fleming fishing in leather leggings?
How? How is that possible?
Prior to the boat scene, when they are still at dinner, Caroline S. has a meltdown about going on a boat the next morning and storms out!