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friday randoms

June 28, 2013

friday randoms
Random thoughts for Friday…..

What I wish I was wearing today:  

weekend
jeans // tank // bracelet // shoes


My friend has the white skinny jeans and I love them.  Plus, they are under $100! Anything with a criss cross back is good with me, and that bracelet is just gorgeous. 

Buzzfeed lists are always so spot-on.  This “Things that look just like childhood” was another great one. 
 A few of my favorites: 
The greatest show ever
I wish I still knew how to fold my notes into shapes like this
and these were amazing. 

How did I just find out that Banana Republic and Issa are collaborating? 
Here’s hoping they make a dress just like that one. 

I seriously want this planner.  The only thing that can make me giddier than a planner? Being able to buy a planner well before a new year has begun. 

Piperlime is having some incredible sales – designer dresses being a big part! Get ’em before they’re gone!  I have my eye on this Joie Lace Dress in three different colors, and this bold Tracy Reese, and this adorable Kate Spade. 


I hope you all have a great weekend! 

xoxo

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, Lifestyle

wishlist wednesday

June 19, 2013

wishlist wednesday
lusts for the week….. 


 I am drooling over this maxi.

can’t handle it. so gorgeous. 

{haute hippie maxi} 

{portia tank dress} 

{all saint t-shirt}

{jeannie dress} in 4 different colors! 

{clover canyon skirt} 

{DVF Silk Top} 

{milly mosaic dress}

{equipment embroidered top} 

{sequin shorts} also, have a matching sequin top

xoxo

Wedding Wednesday will return next week.
I’m Happy to report I have been added as a Southern Weddings Bride Blogger! 

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, Lifestyle

Friday Randoms

June 14, 2013

Friday Randoms
Friday Randoms…
Starting with some amazing links from the week: 

Why Listening to the Spice Girls was Insanely Inapporpriate
and if you are in your mid to late twenties,
(what the hell is 27? please tell me 27 is considered MID and not late?) 
you know you sung this stuff loudly. 

Best news for a Friday:
Studies show people who booze more are smarter.
Yay booze! So knock em back this weekend.
as if you weren’t planning to already….

This article about CrossFit has confirmed everything I have always thought about it.  And is hilarious.

Refinery 29 had a critical reading of Mary Kate and Ashley’s Finest Films. 
It is amazing.  And has reminded me of so many their life-changing movies I need to revisit…. starting with the one above. 

I am in love with this dress.
{white dress} 
I need to bathe in some self-tanner before it would ever look acceptable, but in love nonetheless. 

This BB Dakota Tank is only $48! 
{bb dakota tank}  

always obsessed with anything nautical
{c. wonder} 

and an extremely affordable lace skirt
{lace skirt} 
available in 3 colors too. 

I can’t keep looking at these sandals all over the place.
{steve madden} 
I need them! 
or this color
{steve madden}  

I’m hosting the future in-laws for dinner tonight, so hopefully I’ll have some good recipes to share next week! And hopefully it’ll be the first TRUE Friday-Patio night since this weather is constantly keeping me on my toes (and sweating, then freezing, then sweating, but mostly freezing). 

I also have a friend’s bridal shower, and a beer tasting event at the zoo assuming the storms hold out! Have a great weekend! 

xoxo
by TheSarcasticBlonde 
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Lust List

June 11, 2013

Lust List
lusts for the week,
starting with some beauty product lusts!  

my friend uses this and the second she puts it on, her skin looks like a million bucks
{bare minerals ‘READY’ foundation}   

basically any SK-II product would be a dream.
I read about them everywhere, and they sound like magic in a bottle.
a bottle that I cannot afford. not even close. 
if it would make me look like either of these ladies, who are avid users, I’d sell my soul to the devil

{SL-II signature cream}   

the best dry-shampoo I have used. 
texturizer + dry shampoo in one. 
It smells SO GOOD. I seriously love it. 

{oribe dry shampoo and texturizer} 

anti-aging and firming for a very reasonable price. 

{L’Occitane Precious Serum}   

maybe if I just avoid the sun like I should I won’t need any of these things? 

and for some clothing lusts,
this parker dress is THE PERFECT
summer wedding dress.  I am in love. 

{parker lily dress}  

and you know I can’t resist my stripes…. 

{parker leigha combo knit dress}  
this shopbop model kills me.
best skin and hair color ever.  
just sayin’. 

xoxo
by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, Lifestyle

Wish List

May 30, 2013

Wish List
Coffee Talk will posted tomorrow, promise!
I was up a little late watching the Blackhawks WIN last night
so haven’t had time to finish it up! 

For today, my lusts for the week….. 

{parker romper}   

{polka dot maxi} 
**and thank you to those who told me this model 
was the girl from The City
I had completely not realized it, and it made my day** 
she never smiles in any photos and I realize why 
because she looks like she is high or something when she does. 

{shoshanna strapless dress} 
{alice + olivia bodysuit}  

{dolce vita emroidery dress}

{high-low halter maxi} 
{karina grimaldi tank}
 {bec & bridge drape dress}   

and this gif just made me laugh, so why not throw it in

see you tomorrow for some reality TV + celebrity gossip!! 
xoxo
by TheSarcasticBlonde 
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