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Friday Randoms

February 8, 2013

Friday Randoms
This compilation of “What It’s Like to Be a 20 Something as Told By Mean Girls, Bridesmaids, and Girls” is the perfect way to kick off the weekend. 
I picked up 6 of these navy and white striped bins 
from The Container Store
in an attempt to make the back office pretty

seeing everyone write about the One Room Challenge makes me want to quit procrastinating and tackle the few tiny organizational projects I’ve been putting off for months.  
it’s looking better already! 
{navy and white striped bins}

This snow/rain/slush mixture all week has me ready for shorts season
and this summer I need to get a pair of cutoffs. 
take me here. now. please. 

these in particular. 
{cutoff jean shorts}

a more realistic purchase would be these socks/tights
you can wear flats and heels while still keeping your toesies warm! 
genius. 
{Keysocks, $9.95 per pair}    

This article with 101 Fashion Tips and Tricks Everyone Should Know is filled with useful information.

just a few examples: 
*Remove white deodorant marks from a garment by gently rubbing the protective foam used on hangers against the fabric.
*Despite what it says on the tag, cashmere is best washed by hand. To dry it, use a salad spinner, which releases excess water in seconds.
* Pour a dash of vodka into vase water to extend the life of your flowers.
*To stretch tight shoes, fill two freezer bags with water and place into each shoe. Let it freeze overnight. As the water freezes, it’ll gently expand your shoes.
and the list goes on and on…… 


This skirt is possibly the cutest thing I have ever seen

{kate spade checkered sadie skirt}

I want to bake something healthier this weekend than my usual weekend sweet treats, 
and I just came across Multiply Delicious   
and these banana cinnamon muffins are the front contender right now. 

I have a friend’s wedding in 2 weeks and I am having a tough time figuring out what to wear for a winter wedding in Chicago. I found a dress on Rent The Runway but I’m not so sure how I feel about it anymore. 
I keep leaning towards black

{Rachel Pally Thandie Dress}  
{erin fetherston black + lace dress}
or lace
{scalloped lace dress}
or green/emerald 
{Halston Heritage Pleats Gone Wild}
 how adorable is this dress?
(Larson Stripe Dress}
it’s just too damn bad flashing your crotch isn’t in fashion.
unless your 5 feet nothing, something tells me this wont work.  


happy weekend 🙂 
xoxo
by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Lifestyle

Coffee Talk

February 7, 2013

Coffee Talk
discuss amongst ya-selves….. 

mini version this week. 
not much to discuss, celebrities has been boring this week, and I still have shows to catch up on this weekend. 


The Bachelor
you think you’re cold now? Just wait! 
The producers have more fun action packed outdoor activities no one wants to do! 
We learned that Selma speaks in the third person. 
“when selma gets angry selma gets angry”
and also that he has horrible taste in outdoor attire. 
sweet head wrap. 
she finally decided to kiss sean, and wins the most awkward kiss award too.
but atleast seans tongue wasnt involved because he looks like quite the disgusting kisser during some of those makeout scenes.  (like him and wedding dress girl – eating eachothers faces).
and tierra is once again a crazy psycho bitch that no one likes. 


RHOBH:

Kyle really does need to learn to shut up.
Sorry. I said it.
Yolanda is finally making some sense – quit bringing it up.
We are all sick of hearing about “The thing we cant talk about.”
she also looked pretty + not so harsh, no?
get it? she always ends things with ,no?…..
k…. nevermind…. 
Kims plastic surgeon creeped us all out again
and he was so uncomfortable and awkward with her pre and post op. 
His name is Dr. Vladimyr Grigoryants.  name totally fits. 

UM this is amazing
love it. 

miley made a HUGE announcement.
she will NEVER have long hair again.
fascinating.  
maybe next it’ll be that she’ll never wear a bra again?

I am seriously keeping my fingers crossed that Kim is still married to Kris Humphries when she gives birth.

His lawyers are saying “sorry, an unplanned pregnancy won’t move anything along faster”.  You know she and Kanye must be going batshit crazy over this.
Humphries is totally saying “Take that! …..
….as he works the fast food drive thru window.
yeah! that’ll show her!  

This is painful to watch.
Kelly looks pissed.
Visit NBCNews.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy
And Mr. Belding looks huge. 

Lil Kim looks unrecognizable.
Did she go to Kenny Rogers doctor or something? 

if BOTH brandy and Leann don’t shut their pie holes
well…. figuratively.  clearly. 
LeAnn, no one cares
and Brandi, you are CLEARLY just trying to plug your book.
shut. the. hell. up. both of you! 

so many shows to catch up on: vanderpump rules (so horrible yet I cant stop), smash, WWHL, nashville…. 
what? 
*pretend the idiot that made this gif wrote it correctly
I have nothing better to do.

xoxo
by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Lifestyle

wishlist wednesday

February 6, 2013

wishlist wednesday
lusts for the week….. 

this beauty needs to be on RTR immediately

Haute Hippie Sequins Cowl tank dress

I know I am always in love with booties,
but these are the perfect brown leather color.
I have a great black pair, and suede options just aren’t
 realistic for Chicago snow and slush. 

Steven Regain Booties (via)

the perfect valentine’s day dress

Long Sleeved Red Cowl Dress


The Kate Spade Sample Sale is going on right now
there are some great deals to be found, 
like the infamous tequila bag

and this gorgeous “wooden” clutch 

Kate Spade Sample Sale 

You know I can never get enough stripes…. 

French Sailor Dress


And a perfect outfit for any occasion:
a killer leather jacket with a beautifully simple white top 
Malene Birger Leather Jacket 

Tibi Splitneck Tank 

happy shopping 🙂 

xoxo
by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Lifestyle

Tuesday Treats

February 5, 2013

Tuesday Treats
Tuesday Treats: 
  
Top of your outfit Treat: 

….still can’t get enough of leather detailing 
Ann Taylor Leather Topper
Sweet Treat: 
Chocolate Chip Banana Pancakes
…perfect for a Valentine’s Day Breakfast 

Inspirational Treat: 
via

Sexy Treat: 
Natori Nightie  
or for a more daily use
Set of 5 Hanky Panky’s 



Treat for the Toes: 
Essie Van D’Go
….slight twist from my usual OPI Mod About You 

Morning Coffee Treat:
a much more fun way to start your day

ps – smash is back on tonight

eeeeeee!!!


xoxo
by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Lifestyle

Weekend Recap

February 5, 2013

Weekend Recap
I hope you all had a great weekend 🙂

How incredible was the game and the halftime show last night?
 I just couldn’t get over it!
Destiny’s Child needs to make a permanent reunion ASAP.

Friday we hit up the local bars for some pool and beers,
and watched the Kansas game with friends Saturday.

I think this Hive + Honey coat is my new favorite weekend item. 

find it at piperlime
We ended up staying in for the Superbowl on Sunday because we both had a bit of work to do during the day, so another couple came over and we took it easy.
I made the chicken pesto cups,
which were amazing. and so easy.
 The leftovers today were even great.
And I combined a couple of different recipes and added my own ingredients to make a Hot Taco Dip
I adapted it from this Warm Bean Dip Recipe
which has a much prettier photo. 
My version of the recipe: 
** is what I added
1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese, softened
1 cup sour cream
2 cans (16 ounces, each) refried beans
1 packet taco seasoning
2 cups cheddar cheese, shredded
2 cups monterey jack cheese, shredded
**2 cans Rotel 
** one pound ground beef
** Can of corn 
DIRECTIONS:  Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Mix together cream cheese and sour cream in a large bowl. Mix in refried beans until combined. Stir in taco seasoning.
Spray a 9×13 baking pan with cooking spray. Spread mixture evenly into the bottom of the baking dish. Sprinkle the top with both cheeses.
Bake for 25-30 minutes, or until cheese in melted and slightly browned. Serve with tortilla chips.
It was a great way to end a fabulous, snowy weekend.
hope you all had a good monday 🙂 

xoxo
by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Lifestyle

Super Bowl Sunday: Food and Fashion

February 3, 2013

Super Bowl Sunday: Food and Fashion
Sunday Funday has arrived. 
via style me pretty


I am torn between who to cheer for this year.  On the one hand Michael Orr plays for the Ravens, 
but the quarterback is also is involved in some murder and takes deer steroids? I don’t know….. 

ravens


  white sweater / plum pants / leopard jcrew flats / amythest earring


so murder and deer steroids are no good, and gold is pretty nice, so that makes me want to cheer for the 49ers.  

49ers


red skinny jeans / milly lace blouse / bow ballet flats / chanel necklace  


eh….. whatever.  
food and commercials area all I really care about. 


two treats I may be making today: 

glazed doughnut muffins 

cheesy chicken pesto cups  


who are you cheering for today?
and what super bowl snacks will you be making!? 


xoxo

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
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