discuss amongst ya-selves…..
:: RHOBH ::
Lisa Rinna is the best thing to ever happen to RHOBH.
She is just honest and does not give a damn.
She’s like
“That Depends Commercial was the best thing I ever did! They paid me so much!”
“I met my husband when I thought he was married to Nicolette Sheridan.
Turns out, she had just left him! for Michael Bolton!!
{she’s grinning ear to ear}
I. love. her.
She is so happy and smiley.
Someone must have really done something to elicit this later in the season.
:: VanderPump Rules ::
Quote of the episode Spoken by Jax, in reference to him and Tom, while looking at Jax’s plastic surgeon
“I mean we are the two straightest guys I know, and that is one good looking man.
He must just get all the ladies.”
omg the forehead shaving and hair straightening. #neverforget
:: Master Chef :: Juniors ::
I caught an episode of Master Chef : Juniors this week and was practically crying for these kids!!! I would have been bawling my eyes out every 2 seconds as a a 28 year old woman and they stood there and held themselves together in the face of crazy pants Gordon Ramsay!!??
Seriously every scene I was thinking “and now I would be crying…. oh my gosh I would have left already, crying….” and then, to confirm I am a weak pathetic human, my husband says “ha, if this was you, you would be crying so hard!!”
I am so sad. But seriously, their parents should be ashamed of themselves for letting their kids be subjected to week after week of Gordon Ramsay, the man who makes all grown men cry.
but he is a hell of a lot sweeter with the kids which is nice to see….. but still would scare the pants off me.
Greatest News of the Week:
Susan Boyle has her first boyfriend at 53.
Go Girl!!!
Are you so excited for her!!?? I am over the moon excited over this for some reason.
She just seems as sweet as pie. Go Susan.
Shocking news :
Snooki got married, and it actually looked…. dare I say….. normal and pretty?
don’t worry, she had these shoes on all night so people knew it was still her.
Greatest Lie of the Week (else someone is taking crazy pills) :
Maria Shriver said she is “happy” her son is dating Miley Cyrus.
I mean. Honestly. Come on.
ps. BREAKING NEWS.
I got my first mean blog comment!!!
insert tune of barry manilow’s “looks like we made it”
the funny thing is, it was on yesterdays post, where I seriously thought I was THE NICEST. this person clearly has not been a reader of Coffee Talk if me telling the kardashians to put clothes on, calling taylor swift and ariana grande skinny, and posting a picture of lenny kravitz with a blanket scarf elicits this response :
“You are such a hater! Insecurity rears its not so pretty head.”
ha. ummmmm I think you stumbled into the wrong part of the internet.
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
#hypocrite #sorryimnotsorry
I write these posts late at night while simultaneously watching Bravo, taking snapchats of my snoring husband, and making to do lists of everything I was supposed to do and didn’t do that day and likely won’t do the next day either. or the day after that.
