in 16 days in fact!!!! 
she got her wedding license this week for her upcoming nuptials to TAHM (to be said in her high pitched the world revolves around me excited voice) in Palm Beach.
are you all as excited for this as I am?
or I guess I should say as excited as LuAnn is? But that’s not possible. 

I hope they film it for the showl


DORINDA:
next up, some startling Dorinda news.
Is Dorinda seriously marrying Dry-Cleaner-Booger-Sugar-Loving-John?

Her COMMENTS are confusing – she says “I’m getting married”, but there is no mention of an engagement?  So hopefully this was just a 4+ martini night and she was talking crazy. 
DON’T DO IT DORINDA. 

You are so much better than him!!! 

She is so delusional and amazing. 
I have yet to see her take more than 3 steps.
She is either laying awkwardly on the chaise lounge or being pushed in a desk chair.

And she always has on, like, a full body unitard? Like the ballet outfits with the really thick dark tights that we used to wear as a child for recitals. 
And why is this Apple TV so important?
What is it that she watches?  What programs are so important? 
Can you imagine people running around freaking out about an Apple TV not working and fearing for their lives (and their family’s St. Patrick’s Day traditions) over you?
And why are all of these rehearsals starting at midnight and going until 6 am? 
And why does she even attend dance rehearsal, she never dances? 
Does everyone then sleep all day until like 4 PM?
Is this what Mariah wants or is this what the dancers/her scary manager Stella demands?

And why can Mariah afford ___(insert anything insane, there are too many options)___ but can’t afford to put her back-up dancers on one bus, and her back-up singer who has kids on another bus?? I am TOTALLY on the diva-dancers side.  That is BS! 
You’re a millionaire, at this point engaged to a billionaire, and homeboys can’t get a freaking bus of their own?  
There are so many more things I want to comment on and have questions about; I need to watch next week’s with paper and pen ready. 

For those of you that haven’t seen it yet,
nothing on this documentary-series is as great as her MTV Cribs episode.
Blurry version, with an intro from Vanessa Minillo Lachey HERE and I fully plan on taking a walk down memory lane and watching it again this weekend! 

I love Rinna commenting on the fancy golf cart and that these people must have some money.  Beverly Hills is always the best because the uber-wealthy are “not” wealthy and are amazed by the uber-uber wealthy.  It’s a whole new level.  
I mean…. a $230,000 car? I guess some people call that “having money”.

editors note : I would never, ever want to drive a car that expensive? I feel like I can’t be the only girl to think that? Such a waste of money but I guess if you have tons you don’t think that way.  I’d rather spend it on a million other things! 


RANDOM PARTY THOUGHT : 
I was listening to a Podcast the other day and I heard that at a ton of these parties they aren’t allowed to have any music playing, because it messes up post production and all of that.  
Can you IMAGINE how horrible some of these parties must be?  I don’t mean necessarily Real Housewives I just mean on any show, but because we’re watching a party and the birthday girl herself is complaining that the party seems boring it popped into my mind.  
But I feel like when they move out to the hookah lounge part of the party there is music…. so what do I know…. 


What do we think of Erica’s T-shirt dress
IT’S A MOSCHINO, DORITO.  SO BACK OFF.
I still think she looks silly, but that’s her style, so I love it. 
She can do no wrong in my eyes , especially when she calls out Dorito for her “you Americans” comment next week …. so good.  

I will be shouting PREACH ERICA JAYNE PREACH next week just like I did for the preview. 


LVP continues to drive me insane, being very petty and not letting things go, and then saying things to Eileen!! 
Plus, this hair-do is just HORRIBLE and I think she is in love with it because she’s been wearing it like that frequently. 

and don’t even get me started on the hair combined with this necklace….. 

Taking notes from Kathryn from Southern Charm, are we Lisa? 

I’m sarcastic and feel like the “British sense of humor” is all fine with me, but with everything LVP has gone through with Eileen from last season, she really crosses boundaries and it isn’t funny.  Why when Eileen says shes going to go find her husband would LVP say ” I saw him in the corner with his head up a girls skirt.”

WHAT? ?! !? UGH ENOUGH LISA ENOUGH. 
I should do a whole post of “Enough Already” just about LVP and all of her petty BS. 


 :: IMPOSTERS ::
Imposters is the new scripted show coming to Bravo in February.

If it’s anything like Odd Mom Out and Girlfriends Guide to Divorce, it’s going to be a great one!  The commercials don’t intrigue me that much yet – but I’m sure I’ll get sucked in. 


:: LEAH REMINI SCIENTOLOGY :: 
I am really loving her A&E special every week. 
It just FASCINATES me. 
And I love her.  And she’s J.Lo’s BFF.
I mean….. I need to get into their Wolfpack and be the three best friends that anyone could have. 
The best so far was first 15 minutes of this weeks episode and it’s just her at home talking so much smack about all of the beliefs, showing all of the books and DVD’s, explaining the bridge to total freedom – and through all of it she’s just being hysterically funny.  Love her. 

Also, I didn’t see Leah and 50 Cent on WWHL until like a week later, but just need to say it was HILARIOUS.
I really die over her and I wish she would be back on TV full time again.  In a dream world, she’d be back on TV full time doing King of Queens with Kevin James and also hosting DWTS.  

:: ALAN THICKE :: 
Alan Thicke’s passing is just so, so horribly sad.  I feel horrible for his family and especially for his young son that was with him.  
And I was just watching him on This Is Us! 
I couldn’t believe when I saw his name on the bottom of the screen in the news at 10 alert. 
Horrible. 


Sorry to end on that note, I just felt he needed to be mentioned.