:: friday randoms ::
and I SWEAR this post gets more exciting than a kitchen gadget, but I am obsessed.
this avocado tool has changed our lives. I know I’m dramatic, but I’m serious.
my husband no longer has to be scared of me with our sharp as hell knives when I am removing the pit out of the avodaco every night and it works perfectly every time. the little scooper-outer and cut in half aspects on the other ends of it are nice too.
but seriously the thing that removes the pit just by twisting it is life changing.
One of the 97 things I forgot to mention in my Coffee Talk yesterday was how much I loved Dorinda Dorota in this weeks episode. and really in every one for that matter……
even though her daughter drives me nuts and would be a PERFECT “edgy” contestant on last season of The Bachelor with the amount of lipstick she wears
but dorota was great in Atlantic City.
not only was she like “want to know what your birthday present was romana you selfish beyotch? I took care of your wasted cougar BFF while she blabbed on about being BFF with ‘john john’ as if he is still alive so that you could keep dancing with the nasty men that undoubtedly fill atlantic city clubs.”
PAH-REACH to you Dorota.
annnnnnnyways.
this maxi is so adorable – I love the color and extra detail with the V straps
and this cute outfit (for under $100!) makes me want to hit the gym
and wish I could look like her wearing it . luckily I am aware enough to know it ain’t gonna happen.
in other ‘get in my closet news’, Amazon Prime is my favorite thing in the world and is more dangerous than Target. Amazon having designer clothing just does not need to be happening and I shouldn’t even be perusing it.
I saw this adorable dress and am obsessed with it.
last night was one of my favorite nights ever.
my friend that has all of the bravo/nbc hookups was at the nbc upfronts and I was eagerly awaiting the pictures so I could simultaneously live through her.
a few photos stolen from instagram :
CAN YOU EVEN?!?!
can you even IMAGINE if I was able to attend this every year?
ughhh so jealous.
side note, that contains NO SPOILERS or information about Scandal I SWEAR
they showed Olivia’s nails at the end and I just kept thinking “you are the epitome of perfection from head to toe, and you don’t have any nail polish on? whaaaaaat? there’s no way? the manicure lady must have been hungover and forgotten to show up on set that day?”
one time during the first season, I posted a photo just of olivia on instagram with an old school flip cell phone circa 2002 saying how unrealistic it was and I got SO MANY hate comments I was like
PEOPLE do you really think the queen of TV is going to post any revealing information about a show in instagram? GOODNESS GRACIOUS CALM DOWN.
one of my besties from college is in town this weekend (hence why I am posting this at 2 pm on friday… we already brok
e into the prosecco storage cabinet last night)and we also have a wedding tomorrow. Hope the rain holds out and hope you all have a good weekend!