talk amongst ya-selves……
:: SUMMER HOUSE ::
Kyle. One good line per episode from Kyle alone is all I need to be invested in this show.
I can watch Paige + Hannah lay in bed all day while a couple of the others take conference calls, Luke sings horribly on the guitar, and Cierra scrolls instagram with mounds of clothes and boxes surrounding her all day long.
Loved their bar crawl idea to each of the bedrooms. Genius.
I wish I had roommates so I could do this but I think 2 year olds won’t quite participate the way this crew did.
:: RHOSLC ::
Jen Shah has more nerve than possibly anyone in the history of Bravo TV.
For her court hearing she was having full hair + glam done … and posted all over instagram…. I mean…..
Hashtagging it with things like #unarrested and #priorities (spelling arrest incorrectly… not her but her hair person)
She has stated that she WILL continue filming which is the GREATEST dumbest decision to ever grace my television screen. Please let this delusional woman stay on camera so we can watch every minute of it!
this woman….
Before the arrest/legal drama she was in the press for leaked audio of her screaming at members of the Shah Squad and NOW there is leaked audio of her disparaging Heather Gay with nasty comments telling her to “fix her f’ing face”.
You can hear the audio in this instagram post.
SHE. IS. A. MONSTER.
…. and again I say to Coach Shah, run like the wind!!!!
THIS POOR MAN.
:: BRITTANY AND JAX BABY INSTGRAM ::
OF COURSE these two have created an instagram account for their boy
I absolutely 1,000 million percent CANNOT with them.
I will never understand ANYONE marrying him and having a baby with him. Sorry NOT SORRY.
:: ERIKA’S TWEETS ::
Erika and Tom’s legal battle continues, and from what I’ve read recently it seems like she won’t be escaping HIS troubles but is a part of it as well. What are the details you ask? I can’t remember…. but I swear I read something, somewhere about her definitely not getting out of all of it.
As always – I’m here to help with the FACTS and DETAILS.
MORE importantly is that now she has suddenly decided she’s one of the commoners and is asking the most random sheyite on twitter?!?!
Um…… What?
:: RHOD ::
Ugh… Dallas. I really can’t with Cary this season. Or Brandi.
Always love me some Stephanie.
D’Andra in her confessionals is on fire.
I can’t get over how insanely amazing she looks.
Some of these Housewives are very talented (with talented doctors) at aging backwards.
or maybe I should go to Brandi Glanville’s doctor…..
this is that wild Pillow Face filter on instagram
for those that are terrified and haven’t seen it
:: KHLOE KARDASHIAN ::
One of the biggest scandals this week was a photo of Khloe in a bikini being posted and shared – where she looks beautiful and amazing and REAL instead of a heavily filtered or tuned image – and it turned to chaos. Allegedly the Kardashian’s were doing everything in their power to get it taken down from any source anywhere on the internet.
Last night she posted a live of her showing off her body – looking amazing as always – and did a long post commenting about it.
I mean…. I just don’t understand why the initial freak out to attempt to erase it from the internet
?! But I’m glad at least in her commentary regarding the situation she said it was still a beautiful picture just not one she wants shared.
View this post on Instagram
even billions of dollars, stars…. they’re just like us!
(I used to read every single issue of tabloid magazines back in the day – shocking I know – and always felt so bad for them with half of the “Stars! They’re just like us! ” pictures. Paparazzi taking bad angles when they’re picking up their dog poop…. taking out the trash…. I bet they wanted to lose their minds. To be honest I don’t blame Brit Brit from snapping with that umbrella attack on the camera man ….. although the headshave not as much.)
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:: Editors Note ::
As always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors
whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during Coffee Talk on a weekly basis.
#HYPOCRITE #SORRYIMNOTSORRY
my apologies for lack of weekly Coffee Talk like the good old days.
My little twin loves take after their mother and if the television is on their eyes are LOCKED and IN LOVE and want nothing else which leaves me little time for my beloved TV until late at night.
I’m also too tired to proofread my own nonsense,
so if this reads as though Teresa Giudice wrote it…….sorry not sorry.
Can we please talk about – have you heard about WINTER HOUSE – ?!