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:: tuesday things ::

April 26, 2016

:: TUESDAY THINGS :: 

the first trailer for The Bachelorette with JoJo is OUT. 
see it here

I viewed it while I should have been watching the Blackhawks game or out at the bar watching it with all of my friends and husband, but instead I was sitting happily alone on the couch in my robe watching Dancing With The Stars. 
Hashtag I’m not even mad.    

this beyonce/rachel roy stuff is INSANE. 

there’s a great timeline explaining all the silly nonsense HERE
and people are morons for thinking rachel ray was the person involved in all of this.
seriously.


some serious striped tee love, for 25% off
:: ombre striped tee :: 

some of you asked about my outfit from my instagram.
blank denim leggings //  theory top  {super affordable summer strap version}// zara heels (old, similar)
for dinner Friday night at Sunday, I broke out my leather leggings that I love.
I promise that if leather leggings could be subtle, these are.  They are one of my favorite fall and winter (and spring in Chicago of course) pieces. 
PLUS they have no zipper so they are comfy comfy comfy. 
AND they are under $100. 
winner winner. 

:: blank denim leather leggings ::  under $100 

I just wrote this whole post thinking “ugh I have nothing to post about today”
and realized I could have simply posted that today is my thirtieth 2nd Annual 29th Birthday.
I’m a moron. 

And clearly aging is not boding well for me already.  My brain is MUSH PEOPLE.
So its probably for the best that I didn’t do “things my twenties taught me” or something as a post….. but wait I really should do that because I have A LOT of BS I could really help “educate” people with.
…. and my rambling just continues with age….. 

I wonder if I’ll get any love filled text message and calls today from my nearest and dearest. 
fingers crossed! 



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  1. Baker Reynolds Tange says: April 26, 2016 at 1:04 pm

    Happy 30th!! Hope you have a great day filled with stripes, cut out backs and all of the trashy television you could ever ask for!

  2. Alayna says: April 26, 2016 at 2:00 pm

    happy 29th and holding!

  3. Mother Henn says: April 26, 2016 at 3:13 pm

    Happy Birthday! Today is also my birthday…..although I'm considerably older. Enjoy your day!

  4. Ashley Hajjar says: April 26, 2016 at 3:27 pm

    Happy Birthday!!!! Loved this post, haha. That ombre tee is adorbs and I cannot even handle the Rachael Ray mix up.

    xx Ashley http://www.sparklesenseblog.com/

  5. tarheelmom says: April 26, 2016 at 8:53 pm

    Happy Birthday! I wish I was turning 30! Ugh…getting older stinks. I'm not sure why I was in such a hurry to be grown up! Haha

  6. ame says: April 26, 2016 at 11:37 pm

    Happy 29th again! Just wait til it's 38, like I will be soon. They only suck worse.

    Also– LETS GO BLUES!!!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

  7. Nathalia Washington says: April 27, 2016 at 2:47 am

    Happy Birthday Taylor!! Hope its been fabulous!

  8. Stephanie Chalk says: April 27, 2016 at 3:51 pm

    Happy Birthday, I hope you'll be celebrating all week! Bring on the drama, I can't wait for Jo Jo's season to begin! Xo, Stephanie

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