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Coffee Talk (kinda….)

May 24, 2012

discuss amongst ya-selves…… 

lunch coffee talk has been cancelled due to lack of hustle. 
via
deal with it. 

I flew home last minute to spend some time with the fam, so I have a super abbreviated version of Coffee Talk for you today.  
This guy can be very distracting

My apologies.  Go watch Heavyweights instead, it’ll be a much better use of your time. 

remember last week when I said horse mouth never wears a bra?
Miley…..seriously.
Just. put. on. a. bra. 
you are disgusting. 

john mayer on WWHL last night 
I mean….. what??? This is your new “I live in Montana, and when I sleep with people now, I promise not to talk to about every detail to the press” look? 
I’m buying his album ASAP, but good lord, you look insane.
Dan Rather (loved him) using the words “pucker” last night to describe meeting Saddam… and me having to explain to my mom what that meant. Priceless. 

I haven’t watched a single episode of Idol this season, but Nance Pants does, and I threw up in my mouth a little bit when Ace proposed to Diana on stage.
via
That’s like the D-List celeb version of proposing on a baseball scoreboard.

Finally…. Revenge Finale. 

Insane. Amazing. So good. Why do I have to wait 3 months for a new episode?!?

sorry to drop the ball….
but when laziness and cocktails on the porch calls….

xoxo 


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  1. Nat says: May 24, 2012 at 3:37 pm

    OMG I could not get over the Revenge finale… what?? I don't know how I'll make it 3 months. John Mayer looks ridiculous, get a hair cut.

  2. Sam [The Peak of Tres Chic] says: May 24, 2012 at 3:38 pm

    LOVE this post. I am such a fan of Mike Myer's Coffee Talk on SNL. It cracks me up! And so do your comments about John Mayer and Miley, and the Heavyweights reference. Hilarious!

  3. Rachel - At First Blush Blog says: May 24, 2012 at 6:01 pm

    Um totally agree on Miley…. not ok!

    http://atfirstblush.onsugar.com

  4. Samantha says: May 24, 2012 at 8:34 pm

    REVENGE! So flippin' good. So good!

  5. Becca says: May 24, 2012 at 9:46 pm

    Oh my gosh I love Revenge! I do not want to wait 3 whole months! And I totally agree with you about Miley, gross!

    http://beginningwithbecca.blogspot.com/

  6. Jill @ ACharmedLife says: May 24, 2012 at 10:32 pm

    i justttt watched revenge finale and OH MY GOD I AM DYINGGGGGGG. amazing amazing amazinggggg. thank you for your hilarious recaps 🙂

  7. Forever in Pearls says: May 24, 2012 at 11:35 pm

    John Mayer is trying waaay too hard to look like Johnny Depp.

  8. alicia says: May 25, 2012 at 4:30 am

    your recaps are too hilarious. first of all, tony perkis haha. there are no words for miley. I watch WWH everynight but I missed it with john mayer!! too bad. definitely felt the same with the AI engagement… secondhand embarrassment for both of them haha.

  9. Sarah says: May 25, 2012 at 2:39 pm

    Revenge. insane. Loved every second!! Can't wait for next season!! And John Mayer..no comment.

  10. Alexis says: May 25, 2012 at 4:38 pm

    My little bro lives in Montana and saw John Mayer at the DMV. Said he looked homeless so I think it's his new look.

  11. Julia - the Urban Slant says: May 30, 2012 at 2:09 am

    We are watching season 2 of revenge every day in the fall. I'm OBSESSED and finished season one in 3 days. oops?

  12. Tara {The Silver Lining} says: May 30, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    I just caught up on the Revenge finale yesterday, and I am already anxious for the new season to start!! I agree it's sooo good!!

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