Ryan – really, really obnoxious. Please eliminate immediately.
you can tell he thinks his stuff smells like roses.
And Ryan – you can’t outright tell a girl you won’t date her if she gets fat. You need to wait until you are IN A RELATIONSHIP before you can start dropping bombs like that and pretend you are being sarcastic.
Everyone knows that.
Oh wait…. or NEVER.
It was like he said her daughter was a compromise 97x.
The only way I see it is you are ugly and should leave.
{All I could think about was that it was the asshole version of Monica looking at Richard about the having kids talk and her saying “if you hadn’t just said ‘if I had to’ 100 times…. I would be saying yes.”
but obviously Allesandro is no Richard.}
god I miss Friends….. anyways….
Ok, who is the dude I keep seeing in the background with the ponytail???
Of course the 5 minutes I missed of my homegirls Kathy Lee + Hoda were the most awkward ones ever. Kathy Lee asked Martin Short about his wife, who passed away two years ago.
I completely love that they booze at 10 am, but yikes, maybe keep it limited to a glass because that is beyond uncomfortable. Horrible.
I can’t get over how damn attractive of a couple Peta + Maksim from DWTS are together.
look at their bodies!? life is just not fair.
You all know that Andy Cohen is my favorite human being in the entire world, and basically every episode of WWHL is better than the last. But last week’s WWHL with Adam Lambert and Beth Ditto takes the cake. I didn’t even know who she was, but man was this the best gay duo trio I’ve ever seen in my life.
discussing which food best resembles the size of their nip’s.
if that sentence doesn’t make you want to watch it, you need to see someone.
I was laughing harder than when I watch one of my friends fall, which obviously is always inappropriately loud and long.
{ps. I had a dream last night that Andy Cohen had a stage act in Vegas right next to Jerry Seinfeld, and I finally convinced my mom Nance-Pants to go on a big trip with all of the kids as long as we promised to see shows every night.
I need help.}
Katy Perry looks COMPLETELY different without make-up on.
Not bad, just shockingly like an innocent 14 year old.
The RHOOC in Mexico Costa Rica is amazing.
Thank God for Heather for adding some intelligence and sanity to this group.
Vicki seriously needs to be in a mental institution. I felt like I was drunk while watching this episode trying to figure out what the hell she was talking about?
was she wasted the entire time? she went from anus conversations to love tank talk and back to anus, up and down, and all over the place??
via
Alexis was dressed like she was going to film a porn with an African Safari theme to go zip lining. {and this woman has her own clothing line? who buys this stuff??}
via
And Alexis, I don’t know everything, but I’m willing to bet my life that NO ONE, no matter if a car is worth 5,000 or 500,000 can re-sell a car for MORE than they paid for it. Cars do not appreciate in value?!? What??!! I was actually thrilled when they all ganged up on her. But I’m mean like that, and my gosh does Jesus Barbie drive me insane.
{oh and side note, I have wanted to go to Costa Rica and zip line for so long, but ever since the girl did it and got flesh eating virus in GA a few weeks ago I am freaking out.}
yep… that’s all.
Mary-Kate is dating a 42 year old??
I don’t care if he is the former French President’s brother.
That is just wrong. and he’s not even a hot 42??
I was beginning to think the Scientology crazies hadn’t completely taken over Katie Holmes brain when I saw her drinking a beer and relaxing with a book
but no… just a scene for a movie.
still an alien.
xoxo
You NEED your own TV show. Seriously, so good tayo. I have too much to say, I don't even know where to begin.
That was THE most hilarious ep of WWHL ever. Ever! I had no idea how great Beth Ditto and Adam Lambert were/are. They were out of control!
Always love these posts! Arie is my favorite- I'm afraid he's going to turn out to be a total creep though! Love Kathie Lee and Hoda- but I can't believe she made such a huge mistake- wow. WWHL is so amazing, I seriously love Andy Cohen and want to be BFFs with him.
Looks like I have a lot of reality TV to catch up on.
I skipped over your Bachelorette comments bc I haven't watched it yet. I am still trying to catch up on WWHL but for the first time ever, I deleted an episode w/o watching it. Steve Gutenberg and Joey Lawrence? GROSS! Can't wait to see Beth Ditto and Adam Lambert though. And that is awful about your girl, Kathy Lee…yikes!!! OH and VIcky??? She was killing me. xoxo Elizabeth
You are freaking hilarious!!
I just found your blog through Vmac and Cheese and am OBSESSED – I'm so glad there's someone else out there who as much of a pop culture junkie as I am. Thanks for posting, and I'll be a regular visitor to your site!
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I am just now catching up on your blog and loves it. Poor Katie, when is her 10 year contract with Tom up so she can have a normal life again. I love me some Arie but still stand by the fact that Emily is boring. and I hate to break it her but having a kid is totally not the biggest bonus to any guy. I have a kid and even I am crazy enough not to think that. WWHL, I need to be recording. Now if only I could be on a WWHL episode with Neil Patrick Harris, Andy Cohen , and Anderson Cooper that would be my happiest moment.