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Coffee Talk

June 15, 2012

discuss amongst ya-selves

The Bachelorette: 
sean is cuuute. and i rarely feel that way about blondes.

did ya check out the choppers on the audience for the Shakespeare play?
yikes. The rumors about British teeth are true. 
and unfortunately, kalon’s “baggage” comments about ricky got him kicked to the curb.  i’m so sad. 
damn it kalon….. another douche down.  one less person to mock.
BUT he will be on Bachelor Pad 3 apparently, so get excited! 
other than that, ryan still blows and the episode was kind of lame. 

J. Simps is getting in the gym for her Weight Watchers deal.
Negative aspect of signing a multi-million deal to lose weight?
Horrible pictures like this taken of your tush. 

I’m waaaay behind on OC comments. 
Watching Vicki is getting harder and harder. 
She literally needs to be checked into an insane asylum. 
planting a tree and saying “we’re all going die”??? 
but the creepy facial expressions are priceless.  I cannot figure out how someone can make their face look this hideous repeatedly? 
AND THEN……. BROOKS TEETH!?!?!?!?
…no, you paying for 10 veneers isn’t him taking advantage of you financially AT ALL.
But Lord, thank God someone fixed that.  How did he hide this through 6 episodes already?!?

Watching Alexis cry has been making me laugh uncontrollably.  It sounds mean, but someone crying with insane amounts of botox and lip injection is hysterical. 
her face just can’t react.
vicki’s on the other hand….. 
yikes.

only I would recognize a bride on Style Me Pretty as an actress from Drive Me Crazy + other movies I can’t remember 

you know you all watched that movie and loved it too….. 

hey!!!! Horse Mouth put a bra on! 
she may not own a bra, but she believes in bikini tops apparently. 
 Good Job Miley. 

Did you watch Kim’s Wedding on Don’t Be Tardy For the Wedding? 
I still don’t understand her and Kroy (i.e. he seems SO normal and so sweet and he seems so in love with her?? how did this happen?)
but I have to admit they seemed really happy.
although the dress was still heinous. 
and kroy’s friend that officiated the wedding cuuute.
you know you’re cute when your bald and still look good. 
but don’t let the lavish million dollar Colin Cowie affair fool you…

you’re still white trash when you have your OWN MOTHER taken away by security at your wedding.
What???? 

and to get the weekend started, 
and because my mama Nance Pants and I just spend 30 minutes discussing how insanely gorgeous he is, but without being pretty – like how Rob Lowe is so gorgeous but can almost look pretty? – but no not this guy he is so manly he can even make a pony tail look hot, and then you add in the accent and it is all over, it’s just so insane how beautiful he is
{you followed that right?}
the sane Hemsworth brother,
how is it even possible to look that good?
 and is it happy hour yet? 

xoxo



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Comments

  1. The Now says: June 15, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    Hahaha doesn't Kim Z know?? Money can't buy you class? booooya! And that bride/actress girl is so adorable I just want to squeeze her. God those Hemsworth brothers are so hot!!! xoxo

  2. Jess says: June 15, 2012 at 4:42 pm

    Seconding "is it happy hour yet?"! 🙂

    have a great wknd!

  3. Mae says: June 15, 2012 at 5:07 pm

    I seriously don't know what I would do without your coffee talk posts! it's my only exposure to pop culture! and I can't stop laughing!
    have a fabulous weekend pretty girl! xxo

  4. alicia says: June 15, 2012 at 5:22 pm

    it's a shame about kim… all that money spent on her dresses and not one was slightly attractive.

  5. Ana says: June 15, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    LOVE Coffee Talk! Thank you for saying what we're all thinking. Can't wait for next week's.

    http://projecttrophywife.blogspot.com

  6. Melissa Wags says: June 17, 2012 at 12:19 am

    Coffee talk is by far my favorite!

  7. diane @ a spot of whimsy says: June 17, 2012 at 4:45 pm

    between center stage and drive me crazy, safe to say you and i have the same horrible/awesome taste in late 90s movies, lol. her name was like v or d or something like that, wasn't it?! well her dress is incredibly gorgeous, i am a wee bit jealous.

    and i'm with you on chris hemsworth. OBSESSED. sadly he's married and his wife just had a baby or is just about to pop.

  8. Julie and Lauren says: June 18, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    I just laughed through this entire post!! Too funny. Xo

  9. Natalie {Designer Bags and Dirty Diapers} says: June 18, 2012 at 2:33 pm

    The hubs and I were laughing at all the horrible British teeth- the stereotype is so true. I think the ssme thing about Kim and Kroy he seems like such a nice guy and like he really loves her…. His friend was Hot but not as hot as Chris Hensworth.

  10. Kelsey says: June 18, 2012 at 2:48 pm

    Hahahha – I've just discovered your Coffee Talk entries and I they kill me. I love this!
    tortoiseinthesun.blogspot.com

  11. Carly Holstein says: June 18, 2012 at 4:39 pm

    …i love the Coffee Talk, too!

    Almost as much as I love Sean…tots agrees on blonds and making an exception for him.

    But not as much as my love for the Hemsworth brothers, minus Liams bad taste in women.

    and not only you…I recognized the Bride too!

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