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Coffee Talk

August 2, 2012

discuss amongst ya-selves……

it’s time for a Really?? Really?? SNL moment
Katy Perry decides to go from lunatic, sex addict Russell Brandt
{who is also quite ugly with horrible greasy hair}
to JOHN MAYER??? 
{who is also quite ugly with greasy hair}
Oh yeah, because he seems like he would just be the best boyfriend in the world – so sweet and respectful.  And definitely no STD’s. 
REALLY??? REALLY KATY??? 
at least this one can sing….. 

Dear Shane,
You are the only good looking guy in the Big Brother house
but Ryan called,
he wants his horrible hair and his tank top back 
via
seriously where are you people buying these?
and who is telling you it looks good? 

This article of what Olympic divers really look like cracked me up. 
 although this one below terrified the hell out of me.  
straight out of a horror film 

Am I losing my mind,
or does Lilo look like a semi-normal human here? 
You know, for a crazy/drug/LA Actress kinda lady? 

I have a major Girl Crush on Olivia Munn.  She is hilarious and every interview I love how inappropriate she can get (or tries to get). 
How cute are her and her boyfriend? 
I guess he’s the upcoming Robocop, and for that alone I approve. 

NYC Housewives:
The Miami trip is just a ridiculous train wreck.
Can EVERYONE please turn on Ramon-er already? 
If she yelled at Aviva one more time about her damn fake leg being in the pool I was going to lose it.  
Something tells me a dumbass like Ramona doesn’t know much, 
particularly about how to care for a prosthetic limb in water. 
via
Aviva’s only response:
“luckily she stopped, because if she kept going I was going to have to tell her what I thought about her bathing suit.”
Ramona really does need to learn that not everyone on that show should be rocking a bikini. 
Speaking of bikinis, ummmm please let me look like this later in life 
especially post-kids
(or now… now would be good too) 

AVIVA’S DAD – I have no words.  You know how you let old people say whatever they want? No matter how offensive or how inappropriate? They are old and have lived a long life – they deserve it…… 

This rule does NOT apply to the sexual topics he spoke about all night.  I feel like it takes a bit to offend me, but I would have slapped him across the face.  So, so nasty.  It passed funny the first second he opened his mouth.

J. Simps stepped out in a gigantic caftan…
this may be a way for us to not be able to tell at all how much weight you’ve lost? but this also looks horrifying on you, and makes it look like you are still 9 months preggo? 

could they be any cuter?? 
she just seems sweet as pie. 
I never say anything nice during Coffee Talk,
 so thought I’d change things up for the end today.  
I’ve also been crying like a baby watching the Olympics. 
you have a heart of ice if you haven’t. 

ps. I think Matt is in love with Savannah?? Anyone else watching them in London lately?? 

I hate you eyes: 
I love you eyes: 



xoxo

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  1. Molly says: August 2, 2012 at 2:57 pm

    Ramona's a total asshat. Like you said- just waiting for everyone to turn on her. And Aviva's dad? Uh, EW. I cannot even imagine having a father like that. Sick.

    As a Today show devotee, I completely agree he loves Savanah and couldn't wait for Ann to gtfo (can you blame him?).

  2. Stephanie says: August 2, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    Oh Matt! Did you hear the rumor that he and Natalie Morales had an affair at the last Olympics…..and Natalie was prego shortly after and was rumored to be Matt's baby…..and that the reason Natalie keeps getting passed up for the co-anchor spot is b/c Matt's wife threatens divorce if she does….
    All rumors courtesy of my father in law. Not sure of his sources!

  3. The Now says: August 2, 2012 at 4:00 pm

    I was just about to ask you about Matt and Natalie Morales too…I haven't watched RHNY yet but it look hilarious. Aviva's dad is sick out! Her body is ridic!! Who knew! I am obsessed with the Olympics and need to put a box of kleenex by the couch bc I am crying like a little girl too! I would very much like to start watching Big Brother. xoxoxo

  4. Natalie {Designer Bags and Dirty Diapers} says: August 2, 2012 at 6:12 pm

    Matt Lauer totally loves Savannah I think that was his whole plan to get Ann ousted. I was wondering when J Simpson would emerge. She stil looks huge. Avias dad is ridic and so embarrassing. If I was Sonja I would be pissed she wanted to set me up with him. John Mayer is the king of all douches. Poor Katy Perry she has bad taste in men. And I liked your one nice comment:)

  5. Amy says: August 2, 2012 at 9:12 pm

    I love your coffee talk days. You take the words right out of my mouth.

  6. xo kelsey says: August 7, 2012 at 1:49 am

    OMG what is J Simps wearing?? It scares me that she can have her own clothing line & dress like that.

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