rhetorical question.
Only crazy and unstable people whack their hair on purpose to look like this, but only the certifiably insane think it looks amazing and continue to take pictures of themselves.
hey look!! a bra!!!
ugh. enough…
I’m nauseous just from seeing her face so many damn times this week.
Get it girl. Even though you were dumb enough to sleep to John Mayer, you are still 10x the lady that Angelina Jolie is.
{After all, she makes out with her brother.}
Sonja is not only a lunatic, she is disgusting.
The way she was screaming about her time of the month made me vomit in my mouth. And I don’t know why on earth Heather worked that hard for a damn toaster oven??
The party at the end, where Roman-er flips out all over again when she heard Heather talking; couldn’t agree more with what Heather said: Quit assuming every conversation is about you! And quit screaming like a 5 year old, throwing a fit, and walking away yelling!
oh, and yes Mario: Your wife IS crazy.
And HONESTLY PEOPLE
HE IS FREAKIN’ FRENCH. THEY SOUND LIKE THAT.
I am obsessed with the Target back to School commercials.
As in, I replay them over and over on the television and sing the songs constantly. I can’t figure out which teacher I like best?
. Please watch – they are amazing.
As if we all didn’t know he was the worst “pastor” alive before,
Joe has been charged with 2 counts of DUI.
He also should be charged with creepily sexifying his two daughters as a “man of God”…. but thats an entirely different story.
Amanda….Oh Amanda. you know you are hitting rock bottom when you look even worse than you did the night of your DUI
What has happened to you!?!?
I watched that movie with the British guy and your long lost royalty father played by Colin Firth like 95 times?!?
Clearly not long enough to remember the name of it, but I can sing every single song that boyfriend guy sings verbatim.
You were going places after Nickelodeon!
After someone slaps Miley across the face,
they need to do the same to you.
and hard.
Kim Zolciak had her baby
and named him Kash.
Trashy and not shocking at all.
the best McKayla Maroney pic I’ve seen yet:
and finally,
how the hell am I supposed to wait until September 9th to watch my boyfriend Andy Cohen on WWHL??
Why God?? Why would you do this to me??
xoxo
ahah omg i'm dying…miley is SO gross. and liam seems so preppy and NORMAL. i do not get it. also, i missed this jen anniston getting engaged thing, so i'm off to google the crap out of her ring!
ok ew, it's ugly, but still happy for her.
haha–your blog seriously cracks me up. I always agree with you on everything! So glad I was not the only weirdo watching that movie Amanda was in a million times. I think it's called What A Girl Wants?–but who knows. Love your blog, girl!
http://www.forallthingslovelymr.blogspot.com
Meg
Ok first off I am so sad without Andy Cohen!!! I hate this. Second…Miley looks disgusting.I saw another picture she took of herself in a hotel or house and there was sh#t allll over the floor. It was the dirtiest looking room ever. She's def. about to have a meltdown. Speaking of disgusting…that's AMANDA BYNES??? She looks horrible! OMG!!
Sonja's "flow" talk was the grossest thing of my life. And come on, she's 84 years old. #freakofnature. xoxo
Lets begin with the housewives, I'm over Ramona. I have been on that coaster for far too long and I am all about the new girls. Much like Vicki she is tired and I can not be bothered with her. Have you seen previews for the rest of the season?? Because Bravo is trying to tell me Sonja has a drug problem. Come again?
I also have an obsession with the Target commercials and am all about the music teacher. Mostly because he is Megan from Bridesmaid's REAL life husband. Loveeee coffee talk! You are my first stop on the blog reel.
-Megan
You are hilarious! I couldn't agree more, especially about Housewives. I'm a new follower and look forward to your posts. 🙂
Cheers,
Sara
http://www.SocialSara.net
Omg…that's Amanda Bynes?? I totally know what movie you're talking about too, but also cannot remember the name of it! haha I loved her! WTH happened??
1. I'm so faclemt thinking about all of this.
2. Miley – what on earth were you thinking? And you were just starting to look more beautiful…
3. Jennifer – It's about freakin' time. Love that bitch!
4. RHNY – I CAN'T!!! Sonja & Ramona are delusional. JACQUES IS FRENCH..HELLOOOOO!!!
5. I am slightly obsessed with all of these Target commercials. They make me really giddy.
6. Joe Simpson – It's about time you were arrested for something….
7. Amanda Bynes – I will not accept you this way. I will be writing you a "Dear Ashley" letter very soon!
8. Kim – no comment
9. McKayla Maroney – I love you!
10. I'm pooped!
xo,
Lindsey
http://www.caviartaste.com
omg i have so much to say. so overwhelmed. but mostly, you make the best point ever. why would you post all of these look at me pictures and then hide from the paps. Ew.
Is that MILEY?! omg.
and YAY Jennifer! love her
x