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Coffee Talk

September 6, 2012

discuss amongst ya-selves….. 

J Simps says she is 10 pounds from her pre-baby weight.
And apparently her Weight Watchers ad will start airing September 10th.  I’m pretty sure she has only been wearing Mumu’s since way before she was pregnant, and definitely all during her 3 year pregnancy, so I am quite interested to see what is hiding under those caftans. 
(ps. the matching bag and mumu are hideous here jess) 

speaking of baby, 
Congratulations Snooki.  
Everyone officially doesn’t give a crap about you at all when you aren’t a drunken mess at the Jersey Shore.
Have fun with the midge fiancé and embarrassing your child for years to come.

RHONYC:
I don’t even know what just happened.
My mind is just completely blown by the amount of crazy coming through the TV on Mondays – and I love it.

Sonja continues to take whore to an elderly level


Ramonja is not only crazy, they also make men hold up towels so they can be in the shade while they eat.  
Oh, and they do outfit changes for lunch on a boat.


But, Sonja and Ramona are no longer the only residents on crazy island. 
 Apparently when someone arrives on vacation they need to be greeted with a red carpet celebration and a giant party because they got on a plane. 

They also need every woman to walk upstairs and hurl their arms around their husband and thank them profusely and tell them they love them.
They also need to realize that after a long day of traveling most human beings take off the blazer they are wearing with a long sleeve shirt and jeans because you are on an island and it is hot out.  
{seriously the blazer never coming off  was driving me insane.} 

and I must admit, I enjoyed the “take a xanax” comment just as much as the “white trash” comment.  Hate to say it, but after her explosion over something so small in this episode, and her explosion over Ramonja and the charity even at lunch in last weeks, I think is Aviva really DOES need to take a xanax.
Or at least just take a note from Carole. 

and stay as far away from everyone else as much as possible. 
ps. was anyone else wondering last week what the hell was going on with ramona’s body? 



because I seriously can’t figure out what is going on with the chest region here? that certainly is not a boob? 

Remember the mess that was Basketball Wives?
Well, Evelyn, one of the crazy broads, married Chad Ochocino and after 41 days of marriage they are already calling it quits.

Now I know that part isn’t shocking…. 
the part that grabbed my attention – he head butted her.
Seriously? 
but don’t worry – he just tatted his leg with her face

and nothing says “I’m Sorry” like your face on a man’s leg. 

I am really upset about this.

Nothing against Michael Strahan, but there were about 15 other celeb guest hosts over the last how many months that are a much better fit for this.  
Just an awful choice. 

Ummmm did you all see commercials for
Life After Top Chef?
Dammit Bravo…. when will I ever socialize with actual human beings? 

I will definitely look like this 3 weeks after I give birth.

Christina’s face looks really funny to me? 

But I am excited for her to finally come out with new music.
Come on Over Baby still reigns as 
THE ALL TIME GREATEST VIDEO. Ever.


Remember how amazing Making The Video used to be?
Ooooh and Diary on MTV.  
They really need to bring that back. 


And finally,
Kristen: do not walk around in public in your ex’s t-shirt.

it’s just really, really creepy. 


xoxo

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  1. Dina Aizenstadt says: September 6, 2012 at 3:21 pm

    Crazy island was at an all time high this week. Seriously…these women are whack. And NOO i didn't see commercials for the new bravo show but obvi I am going to dvr it. Thank you for enlightening me with new bravo shows. I love coffee talk ALMOST as much as I love bravo (and that's a lot).

  2. The Now says: September 6, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    Kristen…give the shirt back. That is crazy!!! And we discussed RHONY so I don't need to go into that. I did see a commercial for the Top Chef show and I'm so excited. haha Bravo doesn't want us to leave our house. xoxx

  3. Alexa says: September 6, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    I still kind of can't believe that Snooki is a mom. I mean for real? I don't know…it just seems…frightening.

  4. Alexa says: September 6, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    Like…can you imagine running into her at a playdate? Just sayin.

  5. Nat says: September 6, 2012 at 5:40 pm

    First of all I wanted that white outfit Christina Aguilera wore in that video soooo badly! Thank god my mom would never allow it.
    There is NO WAY Jess is only 10lbs away- I have a feeling WW is going to have to photoshop that commerical like crazy. RHONY are just CRAY- I don't really even have words for them anymore
    KCav looks way too good for just having a baby and someone tell KStew to just get lost, everyone hates you

  6. Viviana says: September 6, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    Totally agree with you on the Michael Strahan new role!

  7. Tori says: September 6, 2012 at 10:36 pm

    Laughing my booty off… again.

    -Tori
    torigjohnson.blogspot.com

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    i am missing cristina aguilera.. i like her voice so much!
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  9. Natalie {Designer Bags and Dirty Diapers} says: September 7, 2012 at 10:47 pm

    There is no way Jessica is 10 lbs from her pre baby weight. I swear she gained 90lbs while pregnant. Kristen C holy shit I'm pissed she looks that good post baby. Ramona and Sonja love to hate them and why did everyone want to hook up w Johnny Depp wanna be? Gross. The blazer and really whole travel outfit annoyed me. I mean you're going to St Barts and you wear a blazer button up and jeans??? Her husband does seem sweet. Kristen stewart is an idiot. I heart your Thursday posts.

  10. victoria | vmac+cheese says: September 12, 2012 at 3:13 am

    Did you see last night's RHONY? The shitshow continues.

    I now want to dig out my Christina CDs from 10th grade. I hadn't heard that song in YEARS — and I loved every second of it.

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