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Coffee Talk

November 15, 2012

discuss amongst ya-selves…..

hallelujah.
I concur, People.  I concur.
there needs to be another magic mike press tour so I can wake up to him on my television every morning. 
one of my other favorite men is on the sexy list as well.
and the commercial for his new “kind of sequel” to Knocked Up, This is 40, is at the top of my Christmas movie list.


jennie garth needs to
shut. the eff. up.

you got a divorce and got skinny.
I don’t really understand why this became a gigantic story in the first place, but I really don’t understand why we are still talking about.
You are splitting the holidays with your ex? 
WHAAAT?!?! Divorced people split holidays?!?! 

watch out RiRi. 
you have competition.
hope solo married some athlete guy (I mean really… we don’t care who)
one day after he was arrested with blood on him, hiding in a corner, for allegedly assaulting her. 
congratulations hope! best wishes!

Yolanda as stage mom on Beverly Hills Housewives had me cracking up.
I get giddy when someone says something that I know is going to cause a complete uproar (i.e. most likely in the feminist community or something where you know they are definitely not watching Real Housewives).
Gigi (which…. let’s just take a moment and pause on the chihuahua name for a brief moment…. thank god she’s gorgeous because that could have been really bad).
Anyways, Yolanda did NOT want Gigi’s make up to look Chinese.
{said while there’s a chinese assistant/make-up lady right next to her when she says this. flawless television Bravo once again.}
and of course…. be skinny. 
 They want you skinny in Paris Gigi! 
{cue everyone flipping out in the media….} 

uhhmmm….
heidi montag is back.
and as obnoxious as ever. 
don’t you just hate when you get caught 
posing like that on the beach?
good lord. this is the only way she can get press apparently.
{side note: my boyfriend has not looked away from some horrible thing on the History channel for over an hour and suddenly his eyes were glued to my computer screen. “Who’s that???” such a pig.}

please don’t let Cheryl Burke be the next Bachelorette.
she is a pain in the ass for some reason.
one of the reasons: she won’t stop talking about how she would LOVE to be the Bachelorette.   


I’m so happy Million Dollar Decorators is Back
the phrases and facial expressions are priceless

as Martin would say,
have a delicious super glam-glam day.


xoxo

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  1. Jessie says: November 15, 2012 at 3:34 pm

    I know I tell you this every week but I look forward to this more than anything on the interwebs. Heidi is out of control. That picture is priceless.

  2. Alex says: November 15, 2012 at 4:15 pm

    I am a somewhat new follower. I love these posts!

    The Cardigan Diaries

  3. The Now says: November 15, 2012 at 4:59 pm

    Ummmm who is Cheryl Burke. I mean I sadly know who she is, but whyyyyy is she relevant??? And I can't wait to see This is 40!! I was just laughing out loud to the part in the trailer where they are in the hotel room on drugs. I love when Yolanda said she was not one of those crazy stage mom's then proceeded to critique her daughter's chinese makeup! Those pics of Heidi are hilariously awkward!! xoxo

  4. Courtney says: November 15, 2012 at 5:05 pm

    I think Heidi is gross. my bf thinks shes attractive too.. I'm not sure why;) men!!!!

  5. Anonymous says: November 15, 2012 at 5:16 pm

    Your coffee talk is the highlight of my Thursdays!!!

  6. Amanda says: November 15, 2012 at 6:10 pm

    You crack me up every week. I hate Heidi SO MUCH. And I know my boyfriend would do the exact same thing. He does it any time there is a scantily clad woman on my screen. Oh and Paul Rudd is definitely a man crush of mine. Adorable AND funny. love him.

  7. Lara Tumer says: November 15, 2012 at 8:02 pm

    You crack me up every week with this little installment. Please keep it coming. YES to Channing Tatum.. that lucky bitch Jenna. And the sentence about your boyfriend/history channel/hot girl on the computer is totally something that would happen in my life.

  8. victoria | vmac+cheese says: November 15, 2012 at 11:28 pm

    No comment on the crazies down in Miami? I have been watching this season riveted…and also unable to keep a straight face. Yolanda's 'Chinese' comment – completely offensive (at least to me), but also, I couldn't tear my eyes away from the screen. SO GOOD.

  9. Amy says: November 16, 2012 at 12:01 am

    Amen to the Channing Tatum announcement. As for Cheryl Burke being the Bachelorette, I would quit watching for reals…dear lord please no.

  10. Natalie {Designer Bags and Dirty Diapers} says: November 16, 2012 at 2:55 am

    I will be so pissed if Cheryl is the next Bachelorette. She annoys the crap out of me. Even more than Ashley Huebert and that is saying alot. Just about spit my drink out about your man watching history channel and googling Heidi. That is my Matt in a nut shell. Not kidding he checks egotastic several times a day to see if new girl pics are up- pigs. God Bless Channing and his sweet body and personality.

  11. bunnie hilliard says: November 20, 2012 at 12:58 am

    You officially crack me up. LOVE.

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