Coffee Talk

discuss amongst ya-selves……

confession: I will continue to make fun of Taylor Swift and her non-stop IM IN LOVE, IM IN LOVE esapades…. but I’m actually really liking the Trouble song. That’s probably because I haven’t heard it 9,000 times yet, so by next Thursday maybe I’ll be back to myself and hate it.

But don’t worry, I’m not going soft on you, I’m already going insane from hearing about her and Harry breaking up.

So torturous. Obviously 2 months is a super serious, long term relationship, especially when you are 21 but still acting 16 so you can have a tween fan base. Best part: they broke up while on vacation together, and then he stayed in the BVI and had tons of fun. High five little crazy hair boy! But seriously,

QUIT DATING 18 YEAR OLDS. You are 22!! I seriously can’t handle it. It literally makes me want to vomit.
if you want a good laugh, check out People’s Taylor Swift Guide to Love

The Bachelor is back. Sean is whatever, but the crazies are great.

Episode 1 of course started with a parading of prom dresses circa 2006.

woof.

Hideous. Horrible. Ah-mazing.

almost as amazing as falling on your face doing gymnastics

thank god for the rewind button. sheer heaven!!

The villian of the season – aka the new Michelle Money + Courtney Small Mouth – is clearly first impression rose girl, who it looks like causes a crap ton of fights to come.

yaaayyyy, please don’t get kicked off.

oh and no, I’m not taking the time to know any names yet other than her. TIERRA. how could you forget a name like that. TIERRA???? Otherwise, I don’t like when I get attached to girls and then they get kicked off, like the 50 shades of grey girl.

Come on ABC! This girl is sheer entertainment – you know you should have kept her!

she even fell on the stairs night one!! and everyone knows watching people fall is the greatest thing ever.

so damn sad she is gone.

the girl that arrives in the wedding dress, that then begs a kiss,

and then gets drunk because sean “just doesn’t get it”. mortifying.

but then she manages a rose?!

good job ABC, finally. keeping the crazies.

The girl with one arm: I mean this with all respect, but I really hope the producers are just editing it so that there is a constant discussion of it.

No decent human being would ever care, so please stop talking about it. If she brings this up every episode I’m going to lose my mind.

oh, and Kacie being back? Yawn.

And what the hell was that dress??

p.s. HOW did I not hear about Small Mouth
breaking up with Ben to date Arie?

WHAAAT? I guess they broke up, but still!!

Why does every single man think purely with his penis. Good Lord.

The Miami Housewives reunion was ridiculous, as expected.

It would have been nice if Lea was able to speak while sitting.
just once. stay sitting? no?

oh, and that lost footage they played this week?

An hour of my life I’ll never get back.

Horrible.

the beiber pot story had me cracking up.
all the dumb news channels “it may be pot….what will this do to disney darling selena?”
it is pot. why is this shocking?

RHOBH:
Taylor’s psychic is nuts.

Oh wait, all psychics are nuts. My bad.

“later I’ll tell you about what happened with Princess Diana because she told me.”
Brandy continues to throw out those lovely classy one liners, calling Faye a “chick with a dick.”

Seriously where did she grow up that she comes up with this stuff?
I did love appreciate how her nipples had to be blurred during the entire shopping excursion with Lisa

{and that store looked like a place Lisa wouldn’t be caught dead in?!}

Lisa’s show…. Vanderpump Rules.
Good Lord I hate everyone already.

WHO SHAVES THEIR FOREHEAD???
the photo above isn’t even of the shaving, and he is still creeping me out.
look at him?!

and I’m officially deaf, and disgusted, from Shenea’s recording session.
good to know what you sound like in bed.
‘preciate it.
and I’m sorry… but these two are NOT straight.

not even close.
I’m so sad the finale of Million Dollar Decorators is over.
I’m also sad Lindsay refuses to wear a bra

this picture does not do it justice,
but based off google her and Miley have the same issue.
and brandi.
gawd, lock it up girls.

but I did love Mary McDonald’s house, which surprised me because she can be a bit too extreme for me with a lot of her spaces

k. that’s all I got.
what am I forgetting to bitch about?
xoxo

Comments

Nat says: January 10, 2013 at 1:17 pm

Taylor Swift needs to STOP!! WTF, why why why does she just hop from boy to boy. Plus who are these idiots who continue to date her. I will admit though that I LOVE Trouble, I don't want to but I do. I totally forgot about the girl that did the gymnastics and then fell hahahahaha. That was classic. Tierra the stripper name is going to be awful, I agree with that assesment.
I heard Bravo paid to have LiLo's house decorated- which doesn't surprise me so she would be on the show! I think Kathryn Ireland gives her way too much credit.
Johanna says: January 10, 2013 at 2:46 pm

Ahhh, I miss these and I just watched Vanderpump Rules and I am speechless yet sucked in.
graceful216 says: January 10, 2013 at 4:43 pm

I'm glad I wasn't the only one completely thrown off by the forehead shaving, and I totally agree about the two guys from Vanderpump Rules. Clearly Stassi's psychotic jealousy is directed in the wrong place. She is a whack, and her comment about attending a private high school in New Orleans was hilarious. Congrats, I bet your parents paid more in tuition that you make in a year.
- kcv says: January 15, 2013 at 12:28 am
  
  What's even funnier is she went to a regular old catholic school. Half of New Orleans goes to catholic school, and there are only a handful of coed schools. I went to an all girl catholic school in new orleans, but so did some of the worst thugs and lowlifes as well….doesn't make any of us better than those that went to public school.
The Now says: January 10, 2013 at 8:37 pm

OK I watched Vanderpump Rules and I don't understand why everyone is so mean. THe girl that is a descendant of "swedish royalty" or whatever she said is the worst! SInce Matt was out of town, I restrained myself from watching RHOBH but I can't wait. I did watch the Bachelor which we've discussed. Yeah some of the dresses were totally 80's prom. Can the 50 Shades girl get her own show please!?! And who's name is Tiara? And she is really evill.I'm really interested about how she fell down the stairs and hurt her neck. xo
victoria | vmac+cheese says: January 11, 2013 at 12:09 am

Girrrrl we could seriously talk about this for hours. All I can say is, you seriously need to read the online NY Mag recaps of RHOBH to get the lowdown on behind the scenes dramz (the comments and links people leave there are UH. MAZING.). There are also so many comments about other franchises too (like Miami and Vanderpump Rules) and you can find all kinds of good, juicy info. 🙂

Basically, welcome to what I sometimes spend my afternoons doing.
Natalie {Designer Bags and Dirty Diapers} says: January 12, 2013 at 12:39 pm

Where do I begin?? The girl that did the back flip and fell was pure enjoyment for me. Who does a back flip in a gown?? and yes they all looked like were wearing prom gowns. The one arm girl was sweet enough but they obviously kept her around for sympathy votes. Miami Housewives reunion was bad. They are all so fake. Vanderplump rules is so cheesy its bad. Everyone seems like a douche on the show. Makes me think less of Lisa for doing that stupid show- and yes she looked uncomfortable in that store. Oh and random but did you catch the diving show on Nbc this week? I think it was Weds night but Kyle and Kim are participating it was pretty entertaining.