sooooo the TV programs at the two nail salons I go to have been driving me insane. I don’t get my nails done nearly as often as I should, and I’ve decided that perhaps this is why.
THE WORST shows you could possibly play are always on. It’ll be, like, a random channel like ion that plays nothing but murder-rape-dramas with awful acting or scary movies. huh? and not like, a law and order which I guess I could handle, but still wouldn’t want to see getting my nails done; rather it’s a very detailed scary stalker/murder things.
the other place I go to occasionally has NETFLIX ! NETFLIX ! I got so excited!
except oh wait….. no. they clearly don’t understand what people watch on netflix because somehow they find awful movies I’ve never heard of or films with subtitles.
YOU’RE KILLING ME PEOPLE. you are sitting on a goldmine with netlfix – play Friends all day everyday and every woman in that place would love it. your customer base would triple I guarantee it.
theres a nail place here in chicago that only plays sex and the city…. I’m not saying thats the only way to go ….. but apparently they figured something out that no one else did: play something, ANYTHING, that women like to watch.
at least do some HGTV or something like the place my mom and sister go to back home in Atlanta. House Hunters marathon during a nail appointment is phenomenal.
:: four :: style and herpes ::
I saw this quote on instagram…….
and I immediately thought of the NYC Housewives reunion outfits (that you all agreed were HORRIFYING)
and all I thought was “so true. and I think some of these ladies are lacking the style but having the Herp.”
:: five :: exciting TV on Bravo tonight ::
Below Deck is back with the best resting bitch face character there ever has been, Kate.
sadly, the crazy drunk I love is not back this season.
ANNNNNND its the season premiere of My Fab 40th.
so set those DVR’s ladies!!