xoxo
Archives for April 2013
friday randoms
random thoughts for the day:
andy cohen has done it again
this looks AMAZING.
if you haven’t seen the Sorority e-mail that has hit the web
go {here} and read it immediately
an excerpt:
If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you’re sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride. For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been FUCKING UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu.
I’ve been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING. If you’re reading this right now and saying to yourself “But oh em gee Rebecca, I’ve been having so much fun with my sisters this week!”, then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don’t have to fucking find you on campus to do it myself. I do not give a flying fuck, and Sigma Nu does not give a flying fuck, about how much you fucking love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the fucking year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I fucking repeat NOT ONE OF THEM.
amanda bynes is acting crazy again
it goes black in the middle, but keep watching she comes back on
and just because it’s so adorable
Kip’s step-mom gave this to me last weekend at brunch
was he not the cutest little boy?
have a great weekend!
xoxo
Coffee Talk
discuss amonst ya-selves…..
I didn’t think I was going to have a Coffee Talk this week, but I just returned home from a standstill commute due to a giant monsoon in Chicago.
Just sayin.
the new chick, Lydia, finally arrived on OC Housewives.
All I could think was, seriously how old is she?
She looks SO YOUNG.
I googled, she is 31.
and apparently also has a jewelry line for dogs.
just what every pup needs!
I think she is going to get eaten alive by the women on this show.
It is a lot of Smiles and Giggles and Hugs
going on in her money-lala-land.
Her family (and her husbands) must be rich as hell, because I don’t think she’s bringing home too much bacon. She couldn’t even give a decent explanation of their magazine – “It’s called Beverly Hills Lifestyle, and the last issue featured a penthouse in New York.”
m’okay?
oh, and that shoot when Brandi complained about her thumb looking fat or something?
her magazine.
alexis goes on and on about how gorgeous vicki’s grandson is.
I’m sorry, I’m sure in a few weeks he will just be damn adorable,
but I can count on one hand the number of adorable/cute/beautiful newborns I have seen.
Everyone is telling lies to everyone.
Unless it is your child/grandchild, every one except you thinks
he or she looks like a tiny alien.
PS. This just in. Apparently Gretchen proposed to Slade??
whaaat?
we shall see…..
I’m full on obsessed with Ready for Love.
the angry girl on the hot tub date was my favorite.
lu-na-tic. incredible.
the bachelor type dates are already pissing me off though.
mud runs! building houses + cutting wood!
watching the girls pretend they love it when they want to die!
I have been slowly catching up on Rachel Zoe.
Watching back to back episodes of that show makes me really question myself and what is wrong me that I can handle watching 2 hours of such crap. I lose brain cells.
Most noted from Rachel Zoe overload: Roger just gets worse and worse with trying to hide the fact that he has no testicles.
nice eyeliner.
some direct quotes:
(and all of these are said in a valley girl-ish tone with a uh, rachel, seriously rachel, i mean, rachel in between. obviously)
“we’re having a little lunchie lunch! duh. duh.” while at lunch with his friend.
explaining attempting to build things: “it was missing a bolt. you know like, a bolt. like, a screwy thing.”
rachel in her commentary about him changing 97 times to leave the house “no one realizes my husband is actually a diva.”
I think EVERYONE realizes a lot about your husband except you.
ENOUGH KIM.
I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
You can show off a pregnant body in a tight dress,
but not tight ALL OVER in every inch possible EVERY single day.
Hit up A Pea in The Pod already!!!
Ke$ha,
who did this to you? It is amazing.
also toning it down: pamela anderson.
well done ladies
Sources are saying the latest Bachelor couple are going to crap.
And his parents don’t want a wedding.
Which is shocking, because they normally all work out so well.
justin beiber instagrammed this photo himself.
how pathetic when you have to post cartoon drawings of yourself with a girl topless in bed?
selena wins another point.
he also refers to himself in the third person instagram with shirtless photos
ugh. so sick of you.
who else is excited a whole week went by
without a single T. Swift news story?
xoxo
coffee talk
discuss amongst ya-selves…..
vicki vicki vicki.
did anyone catch her on WWHL?
because her left eye is seriously wonky. it was muscle spasming all night.
whyyy is that the press photo you pick?
andy and jenny both looked like they
wanted to kick her out of the clubhouse.
(and jenny’s damn “poo poo in the potty” rap didn’t leave my head for about 36 hours.)
ugh why does jim even need to be shown on camera?
he just gives me everyone the heeby jeebies.
alexis: “all of the businesses, you name it we’ve done it!”
yeah….. that’s not a good thing.
because that means every one of them failed.
you can’t even pronounce a single one of those businesses,
or any word you had to say during your “gig” on Fox 5.
“no one knew we were having any financial problems at all!”
lie.
“Jim has always been so supportive of my career, so now it’s time to be supportive of his.”
um. no.
basically “anything involving Jim”
no.
The trampoline business endeavor is just incredible.
it’ll be about as successful as slade on the radio. ridiculous.
oooo radio slade!!!
is the only material you have ms. piggy? because that is only funny the first time you say it. or, rather when someone else says it.
lori and the new chick coming on…. I can’t even wait.
nate berkus…engaged to rachel zoe’s former man bitch jeremiah? what?
who even knew these two were dating?
quite the cuties. they haven’t listed on any website what jeremiah actually does for a living, so if any of you know, please pass the word along. And if it’s just looking pretty next to nate, by all means jeremiah. well played.
I watched Ready for Love last night on demand (holy crap is 2 hours a long time when you can’t fast forward.) I thought getting booted from the Bachelor in front of millions was bad. Getting booted in front of a live audience (on an elevator? what?) and then also in front of millions watching TV is even worse. Yikes.
I can’t believe it…. but I really like it?
insert eye rolls. shocking.
until they did the total bachelor move and made the girls sing with him.
stop. no one wants to hear that.
and piano girl, what the eff is on your head????.
I need to brag about my friend and her closeness to all things Andy and Bravo.
She is the one that got me the signed copy of Andy’s book and has pics with Lisa and Andy and basically lives the life with a badass job. Last week she was at a Bravo press event, and was up close and personal with everyone. As in, Andy made her drink. She and Jeff Lewis chatted up a storm.
If I didn’t love her, I would hate her. I’m just so damn jealous
If I didn’t love her, I would hate her. I’m just so damn jealous
photos stolen from FB
these are only a FEW of the occasions. gahhhhhh. Anyways….. clearly I harass her constantly for details. But this video just made my day. Even if you don’t know her, her line is just too good and I can’t stop laughing my ass off over it.
thank you nat, for letting me brag about you constantly and publicly
and live vicariously through you.
and live vicariously through you.
lindsey vonn shows her support publicly at The Masters for her no good, lying, cheating, STD-ridden boyfriend.
{insert golf clap + slow nod for her great decisions.}
bruno mars has 4 sisters?
and they are in a band and starting a reality show?
yes! kick the kardashians out of there, please!
I stumbled across this
Over The Top Miley Cyrus via Twitter
and obviously couldn’t resist.
More is More is More.
Her and Amanda Bynes need to just become BFF.
It has been so long since I’ve Coffee Talk’ed that I don’t think we have discussed Amanda Bynes twitter account. GO THERE NOW.
NOW.
and start at March 21 and you’ll see why.
I seriously didn’t think she could go any further off the deep end until I found the glory that is @amandabynes.
anyways……
I hate on Miley so much,
I figured I should pay her a compliment every once in awhile.
Your Onesie closet is amazing and I would love to have it.
am I the only one that laughs uncontrollably at the Sears commercials?
whoever came up with these ads is a serious genius.
Rumer. looking gooooood.
what the hell is this?
and if any of you have plans for a Laser Skin Treatment this weekend,
please don’t tweet a picture like Brandi. no one needs to see that.
my face is killing me just looking at it.
happy weekend kids.
get after it.
xoxo
wishlist wednesday
lusts for the week……
i’m preeeety sure ass cheek is showing out of those shorts,
but those are for sale too
if you’re into that kind of thing.
best part: they are named trashwhores.
no lie.
xoxo
Tuesday Thoughts, hold the Crack
I haven’t been cooking or baking anything exciting lately
so there is no edible crack of the week to share.
if there was,
it would be this springtime skillet lasagna
but, so far I’ve only stared at it online.
so I thought I’d just talk some random BS like we normally do.
RIP Lily Pulitzer.
This “Obetchuary” is the perfect fitting way to pay my respects.
WASPs and sorority girls everywhere, and I’m sure especially at my alma mater JCrewU, are mourning your loss.
apparently day of the week underwear has made a comeback.
I am way, way too excited about this.
I was always really jealous that my best friend had this growing up and I did not.
Maybe there is a little Crack this week, and I’m on it, because I seriously want to buy these.
why are people in bikinis all over the place this week?
or perhaps I only notice this after having 2 weeks of far too much an amazing amount of alcohol and fried food and late night taco bell runs two nights in a row.
no but really, everyone is in a damn bikini this week.
even teen moms and marc jacobs.
lord marc. how often are you at the gym?
why can’t straight men have this body?
in an effort to get back to some sense of normal eating,
I thought this chart on pinterest was interesting
although basically every one says if you are craving something good eat something healthy.
thanks. rocket science people.
how long has Ready For Love been being advertised for?
because I feel like it has been yeeeeeeears.
it finally premieres tonight.
I obviously will DVR it, because what don’t I tape?
my guess: decent, not great, and I will watch every episode.
and ps. thanks for all of the sweet comments last Monday
I got, like, 9 million 30 comments
and while that may be spam for other people
that’s a personal record around these parts.
even Coffee Talk doesn’t get people going that much.
it must have been my amazing photography skills
at the Gas Station Petting Zoo.
so thanks 🙂
made me smile
xoxo