I just love this show so much.
editors note: her name doesn’t have an H but I don’t feel like correcting it every time, so it stays. I have enough typo’s in these Coffee Talks to worry about…..amiright!? pah-reach.
WHERE IS A NEW GUY THAT IS SUCCESSFUL AND HOT LIKE ANDREW FIRESTONE CIRCA 2003 WHEN WE NEED HIM?!
:: VANDERPUMP ::
So they have no idea who is coming the wedding.
KARMA IS A BITCH TO BITCHES KATIE. KARMA IS A BITCH.
Um. Joe Simpson. Making an appearance. In this episode. Was the only thing to get me through.
MY JAW WAS ON THE FLOOR.
What do you think Jessica + Ashlee think of this whole thing?
And what are their family gatherings like?
He was so disgusting…. and talking about the gut in and penis out thing?
Also…. TOM. Watching Tom doing this modeling stuff is 10x better than just watching him straighten his hair and apply make-up at their apartment.
ALSO. Why was Tom bringing in a 12 pack of Coors to Joe’s house for the shoot?
Did that creep anyone else out???
Joe: “I’d love to take modeling photos of you… I think you could be really successful…. just come to my house and we’ll do it here… and bring some alcohol too it’ll be fun.”
I want to see more of Pandora’s home
(that was gifted to her, fully furnished and completed, for her 30th birthday. Because that’s normal).
Not necessarily because I love it, but because I felt like there was SO MUCH to look at that I didn’t get a good look at anything. It seemed like the scale of everything in there was meant for a home as grand as LVP’s with 30 foot ceilings and like it made no sense in her home.
not saying it wasn’t nice and expensive!
just couldn’t see past the pastel pink and white faux fur blinding me and I need a second look!
I have nothing else to say about the episode because once James’ girlfriend Raquel starting talking I had to cover my ears and scream “la-la-la” to get her voice out of my head.
:: WWHL ::
After Vanderpump Monday, Scheana was on and
WOW was her right eye WONKY.
Was it the eyelashes? It was crazy
but the one where she has pink hair and looks a bit like a drag queen and a wee bit scary.
But I do like the new way they have the text/font on the lower left side of the screen for their alerts. For example, it has “WWHL up next with __insert guests name__” and it blends in so much more and is less distracting than it was before with everyones heads constantly popping up with all the colors? I feel like this whole part made no sense unless you watch as much Bravo as I do…..
I noticed the new Logo when watching RHOBH and seeing all of the alert’s for Imposters coming up….
So obviously I taped it and watched…. I think I liked it?
I’ll give it a few episodes. I certainly enjoyed it more than some of the GGTD episodes I’ve seen lately, so at least it has that!
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
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