oh my goodness. I mean Katie is a total mean girl with a bad personality, but WOW. Schwartzy is really trying to run from this wedding situation and saying the worst things possible in order to try to put this thing on pause.
I was discussing with my girlfriend and I’m conflicted. Part of me thinks yes, she is, because she seems guilty in her facial expressions and her reactions to the accusations.
But then I think, she doesn’t give a crap about anything and she has no shame. So, that makes me think she isn’t dating a married man because she would just admit it?
Ooooorrr my other theory.
He is technically married but separated?
Like, how LuAnn acts like Bethenny was with a married man when he wasn’t at all but the divorce wasn’t final?
WHO KNOWS. But let me know your Lala thoughts because I just can’t decide what I believe.
OK and wait!!!
How did I miss this:
I just saw this photo on Us Weekly, and is this Tom’s hair?
WHAT? THE? HELL?
He never ceases to amaze me.
This girl. I just can’t.
She literally doesn’t answer any questions.
“This is the most filthy boring show”
YEAS-my-boyfriend-andy-cohen’s-mom. YES IT IS.
:: MARIAH’S WORLD ::
She is insane.
I mean, from the moment the show begins she is dressed as her “alter ego/mariah’s nemesis” talking in a fake accent.
and then we are introduced to her fiance AND the little dancer boy she has now left the fiance for.
This is going to be a good one…….
:: THE BACHELOR ::
Nick returns for his 17th time on an ABC Bachelor spin-off to be, you guessed it, The Bachelor in January.
UGH. I’m just so not into him?
But I know so many girls are? I just don’t see it or get it AT ALL.
Here is a look at the 30 contestants vying for
instagram fame + a lifetime of bachelor incestual dating + avoiding a real profession forever a chance to win Nick’s heart.
// READ ALL ABOUT THE GALS HERE //
2 years ago it gave me my first angry comment and my life was made!!
oh, and here are 19 Hilarious Tweets about the VS Fashion Show
:: LADIES OF LONDON ::
um…. I’m watching VERY late before bed and all I know is
Marissa just said “prolapsed vagina” and I REFUSE to google what that is because I’m fairly positive I will never birth a child everrrrrr if I find out.
Lisa VP’s outfit in her confessionals is unreal.
SERIOUSLY?! You look ridiculous!!!
I’m going to want to type Dorito every time I write her name now.
OR want to eat one. Damn.
She is wearing this awful glittery-green dress with a HUGE bow the size of her head.
I sense her following in BH-daughter Gigi’s footsteps as the next
:: MAZEL ::
I mean This is Us is just the greatest show ever.
So necessary to have a TV show like this – it is desperately needed amongst all the trash and garbage that, yes, of course I watch 🙂
I love Milo re-enacting his push ups with Ellen on his back instead of Randall.
see the clip HERE
and truly if you are not watching This Is Us
1. What is wrong with you?
2. I am jealous…. I wish I could start it all over again. I watched the first episode a second time when my mother-in-law was visiting and she wanted to see it and I cried like a baby even MORE the entire hour.
:: Mazel/Jackhole ::
or I guess I should just say
:: 1st World/White Girl Problems ::
So much. More than I can recall there ever being on at one time.
And now there is Netflix shows being added in to the stress…..
Even for me!
Tuesday night alone had this:
Below Deck Finale
Ladies of London
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Lea Remini Scientology
I MEANNNNNNN?!?! THAT’S JUST ONE NIGHT?!?!
Even professionals like myself can’t handle this kind of stress + excitement.
I’m going to start breaking out into uncontrollable laughter and tears like that weird commercial for a real condition that seems like an SNL commercial for a made up disease.
Ya know what I mean????
deep breath……pause and re-group….. LOCK IT UP.
….. but I am really sad that I don’t watch The Affair, and even more sad now because Heather McDonald is starting to discuss it on her podcast Juicy Scoop and I never miss an episode. So I feel like I need to get on The Affair ASAP.
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
gifs and images via giphy, ABC , E!, Real Housewives Tmblr, and Bravo
US Weekly, Entertainment Weekly