like, the part with the dead baby lamb being hurled onto the windshield of the car……
but seriously, why are these kids watching all of these scary things?
AND THEN. I have to LITERALLY fast forward through the rest of it because they start to show an Animal Planet-esque type of show with BABY
ELEPHANTS being eaten by alligators!!!!
why would you subject these little kids to this thing and WHY are you subjecting us to watching them watching it?!
he’s like the new villain now that chad is gone?!
OMG update : read HERE about kathryn apparently attacking a crew member this week during season 3 southern charm filming
it’s better than a giant purple fur, but still, you would have looked beautiful in just the red maxi, take it down a notch you don’t need all that.
next week is going to be nuts with this drug stuff and custody stuff and ALL THE STUFF.
but seriously those poor kids. thank goodness for that full time nanny of theirs who seems sweet as pie and in love with kenzie and hopefully does all of the child rearing like it seems.
ALSO how was it not mentioned on the show previously that the “alleged sex” between Thomas and Landon happened when Thomas took Landon on a Valentine’s trip that was supposed to be for Kathryn and T-Rav?!
I guess that does add some fuel to Kathryn’s-crazy…..
I mean seriously this will be the one thing where I’m team kathryn – whitney is such a liar and its so obvious.
then it starts to get more focused on Thomas and Kathryn and the 2 babies with no ring (that she so clearly wants because seriously someone help this girl what are her daddy issues because there must be something going on) and it all just gets real awkward.
for one, kathryn, its not that hard to not get pregnant but okay…. for future reference : BIRTH CONTROL.
and then it goes into how Thomas loves his kids and misses them and thats why they are with two nannies right now (seriously these poor kids!!!!) and then the drug and alcohol allegations come out and YOWZA next week will be a blowout and the segway to part II :
Kathryn gets up to sashay sashay away in her gone with the wind fabulous attire.
all I want is a gif of her in this outfit storming off or messing with her skirt or doing a crazy facial expression and my life will be made but there is NONE!
seriously my new worthless but serious passion needs to be creating gifs from TV shows because I can never find the moments I’m looking for.
anyone know how I can do this, holler at your girl.
ay ay ay….. just waiting for a breakdown.
“I’m happy David had an affair, because look where it got us in our marriage.”
NO SHANNON. NO. Oh I want to cry for you seriously.
but no I really do love me some shannon.
the best is when someone says something and it cuts to her in her confessional just going
it really gets me laughing. so does her get up for kitchen demo and the whole shabang.
Jeff Lewis loves her and dammit so do I!
(UM FLIPPING OUT PREMIERES IN 2 WEEKS!!!!!!!)
But no, I really like her because she seemed funny naming how she just did 3 things to piss everyone off like befriending Vicki and then asking tamra about her daughter who she didn’t know hasn’t spoken to her in two years.
BUT REALLY :
main thing in this episode :
over Heather Dubrow’s dead body do they vacation at BEACHES.
seriously. NEVER would happen.
Last week, NY Housewives do plugs for HomeGoods and Priv …. and now the richest OC housewife whose cabinet budget is like 300K at Chateau Dubrow is going to BEACHES!?!?
um, not buying it.
but Terry’s line about not feeling guilty about his kids was sadly hilarious and Heather is going to be PEESED when she hears it 🙂 He really is funny though….. he just wants some damn onion rings and some kid-free time, is that so much to ask?!