and how the hell can it be inconclusive?
because that exists NOWHERE in print and NOWHERE online.
this is NEXT weeks PURPLE fur, this week was a more natural color for that charleston freeze of course
its like the 18 year old mean girl, and then you realize, wait, she practically is.
Because you know, they loved each other but now they are accusing one another of drug use, and then next week she’ll be preggo again.
Kathryn and thomas are in a custody battle over the kids and Kathryn apparently failed last weeks drug test!
also, thought I always think every episode:
JD drives me nuts
“her definition of killing and everyone else definition of killing are two different things”
Ohhhhhh. Okay. We didn’t realize that. Thanks for clarifying. All good now, all good.
The only thing with Brandi this week was her acting like her husband is great and apologized and totally came around – yeah right! Brandi, grab your Jesus Juice and RUN for the hills from that ass.
The Lunatic that is LeeAnne cries about her life and her past to her cop boyfriend (grab your Jesus Juice and RUN too Rich!)
She says….. perhaps I do have anger problems…. so I’m going to go to a PR firm and tell them how amazing I am and try to give more motivational speeches about being a carny kid to people with far worst childhoods and histories than mine! DUH!
CHARITY YALL (DRINK)
she needs to tell the world that she, and you, were
“DESIGNED TO SHINE”!!!!
*I just deleted my big LeeAnne rant and need to shorten it up…… I feel like her Story (ITS NOT HER STORY! ITS HER LIFE) is horrible, but, hmmm, I don’t know, screaming at you best friend that your going to kill her because she spilled a secret isn’t justifiable because you have abandonment issues. and when you lose your marbles every 2 weeks because your carny kid days, no one feels sorry for you.
What happened with Tiffani this yawner of an episode? Oh, she continued to be a sad LeeAnne supporter, and then her and her “manly” with hair better than mine (
not hard though, in his defense)
boyfriend went and looked at an AH-MAZING house.
did you see the neighbors??? in the “up and coming” neighborhood??
they’re making out in front of the new construction home with like a toilet seat on the front yard right next to them in the most dilapidated scary ass house on the block situation.
editors note : and my husband wonders why I don’t want to be living in one of the “up and coming neighborhoods”? I meannnnn gosh. I can’t possibly fathom why?
I can’t imagine who the neighbors are when thats what the state of their home is, and when the whole block looks like that. I’d just be parking in my driveway at night all calm and cool and collected…..sleeping like a baby at night…..
:: famously single ::
gotta watch it…… haven’t yet….. such trash….. you know its just calling my name
I cannot imagine ever going to someones home and behaving even ONCE for ONE MINUTE the way that she does, and she does it ALL damn day.
and then her and Carol try to run out of th house in the morning without saying goodbye?
WTF ??? like, bethenny, you have a seriously amazing sense of sarcasm and are so quick witted its nuts, but who do you think you are?! you’re behavior is horrifying.
I feel so bad for Sonja – leaving her out of everything does not help any situation
(and I’m sorry but your vacations are boring as hell without LuAnn and her causing trouble so seriously!)
Sonja’s one liners are amazing :
“she says she has no hard feelings, well what are these? SOFT BOILED?!”
Poor Sonja and the prosecco name. Once Bethenny sets her sights on you, you’re toast.
“I’m not selling to skinny bitches I’m selling to fat tipsy bitches.”
PREACH SONJA PREACH.
I mean….. if i had to choose, I choose tipsy girl hands down. obviously.
Everyone is shocked about LuAnnn instant love with her new man.
one of Sonja’s other great lines :
“I’ve been doing him forever, but hey, hes youuuuuuur soulmate!”
I’m just cringing watching LuAnn going around telling EVERYONE about her soulmate and how they’re going to get married. Just…. take a breather…. even if thats your plan and what you think (and I know they are now engaged) just shhhhhh. keep it to yourself for right now!!!
I had no idea she married her first husband The Count two weeks after meeting him!!!
LuAnn’s drink scene with Bethenny was hilarious though.
she really was so out of it and so strange – and of course bethenny’s commentary on the situation was hilarious and spot on.
also, next week Wednesday is a “Before they were Housewives” so set those DVR’s!!!!
it was announced right before this weeks episode and I think they went back and re-edited the episode to air more footage of her and her husband? thoughts?
because nothing bad had ever been shown of their relationship, and there were never any previews of any of that either.
I feel awful for her she’s so sweet (and if they did go back and re-edit SHAME ON THEM you’re just as bad as bachelor/ette producers!)
Have a great day everyone, and remember,
you were DESIGNED TO SHINE!
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.