Archives for April 2016
:: mini monday coffee talk ::
“I can still party hahaha i know how to have a good time
:: Coachella ::
but dangerous.
Because it does things like this to Taylor Swift.
HUH? WHO ARE YOU? WHAT?
best part of whole thing :
LVP is wearing the dress Erica wears all season in her commentary.
HOW does no one on her team tell her this and HOW does she not realize it herself?!?
TOO GOOD.
Just sit your skinny ass down.
I love this show so, so, so, SOOOO much.
And I always enjoy the anticipation of Kathryn’s next meltdown.
This week, she agrees to go to T-Rav’s polo event as a family
(because she just bribed him into co-signing on a brand new place for her)
Before she has even stepped out of the car the polo match, she is FUMING.
She sees that OTHER PEOPLE are at this polo event!
HOW is this a family event if OTHER PEOPLE are there? it should be ONE MAN polo match!!!
Also, the only people T-Rav invited were the Godparents of their baby girl, who were so excited to finally get to see the baby again.
I mean, how DARE he bring the godparents the polo match.
You know what is totally acceptable though, when fuming about him bringing someone to what was supposed to be a Family Day?
Doing the same thing and bringing your own friend, but your friend has had SEX WITH T-RAV not that long ago. Godparents? He’s the devil. “Friend” using her for TV time that slept with the father of your children and lied to you about it? Totally acceptable for Family Day.
this season just went off with a bang and hasn’t let up yet.
the whole bra party fight scene was just nuts.
of course john shows up hammered at a women’s bra party, because what man doesn’t do that?
I couldn’t believe Bethenny had the balls (yet I can) to straight up call him out for his love of booger sugar and basically says he’s coked up that night.
which from watching, I think he definitely was.
it really WAS a gift handed over on a silver platter that everything they were saying he had done is suddenly right there in that hotel room.
I love Dorinda but I really don’t understand this stuff with John but it must be some deeply rooted stuff going on inside her. The fight and the things she was saying — and then the next day driving to the Hamptons like its nothing!? Like, do grown ass people (or “the elderly” as Jules points out) really get wasted and fight and say things like your never seeing me again and blah de blah and then wake up the next day and its like oh never mind.
John is horrifying and any man getting in a womans face and doing what he was to Bethenny scares me. And also, she will cut you so bad choice in someone to brawl with.
and OK, I thought my eyes were decieving me week one when Jules and her husband were driving and that they must have, like, rented some van randomly for that weekend,
but now I know that thing they are driving is their car.
WHAT the hell is up with their conversion van thing with a giant wall between her and the kids and like two bucket seats for the kids and then a random corner for the nanny and just ALL of it.
I am SO CONFUSED.
and these women are gonna kill her when they hear her saying “the elderly” comments. I laughed so hard at that.
:: zenon fans, get excited ::
at the end of may, disney channel is doing an entire weekend marathon of all of their original movies.
I. CANT. WAIT.
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
:: wish list wednesday ::
:: tuesday things ::
:: COFFEE TALK ::
Cathryn is just SO confused.
re-watch seasons 1 and 2….
and watch yourself and what you say and do in every social situation….
and then get back to us.
but I think I like it? and you know I’ll watch it and I just don’t know.
this is pretty much how I watched this whole episode:
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
:: wish list wednesday ::
:: chambray romper ::
splurge (but still reasonable splurge :D) // steal
and I’m just really on a romper kick lately….. so,
more affordable rompers :
:: tie back romper ::
under $50, in four amazing colors – from basic black to gorgeous teal
and a tie back romper (in a beautiful green)
and another affordable under $50 roper, with lace detail in 5 colors!
now, if only they could make going to use the restroom in a romper as easy as it is to throw one on and go!
editors note : 47 Thoughts Every Girl Has About Rompers (HERE)
you can never have enough tan booties. ever.
I have snapped the straps to my target pair that are the knock offs of the rag and bone {just like this black pair, but in tan} and super glued them back together multiple times because I love them so much.
some say trashy, I say thrifty.
:: chelsea bootie ::
a perfect go-to tank with added details to make it special
:: white tank ::
:: navy fringe sandals ::
:: gold scallop sandals ::
the cutest floral top + shorts set
:: top :: :: shorts ::
:: A FEW TARGET HOME ACCESSORIES ::
:: blue dots vase ::
:: yellow polka dot vase ::
:: blue and white striped vase ::
and for your basic vases……. what every woman needs…..
I use the term “need” loosely because, ya know, do I need a new vase? or vase fillers?
No. No I do not.
but I mean….. it’s Target…. so……
:: threshold vase filler lemons :: oh, and they have (limes too!)
the set comes with 15, so theres totally enough for your 12 lemon centerpiece
or, if your coo coo like shannon badore,
put 9 in a bowl!
Am I spiraling down a dangerous online Target Trap, the same way I fall into a dangerous in-person Target Trap!? HELL YES.
how do they always get me?!?!