let’s get 12 girls who have probably never placed soccer every and just spent hours doing their hair and make-up to play soccer and then send 6 losers home with no real date!! great idea!!
have you seen this show before? Did you not know this was how the dating situation worked? Did someone slip something in your drink?
LOCK IT UP CAILA. LOCK IT UP.
this is a twist I never saw coming!! Lace leaves to work on loving herself! herself mainly because it makes me think Lace has some brains and doesn’t want to embarrass herself on national TV with all of this nonsense….. but then she quotes her own tattoo and I’m like eeerrrmmmm maybe not.
you are at KYLE’s event! at HER store!
LVP still makes me INSANE.
preach kim richards preach!
and WHY THE HELL IS KEN SITTING AT THE DINNER TABLE WITH ALL OF THE WOMEN AND SPENDING ALL DAMN DAY WITH THEM.
and he starts getting bitchy and lippy with Eileen immediately too – NO ONE WAS TALKING TO YOU KEN.
GO. AWAY. you are ALWAYS there.
go find your own freaking friends for goodness sake!
even the two second clips they show from when the camera crew wasn’t even really filming and it was personal cameras, like lala and james humping each other on the airplane, I want to vomit in my mouth! who acts like this! especially with JAMES.
I just feel really sad for these two. I do not understand.
fly 10 hours to not be able to even have a cocktail on the beach? huh? this has to just be limited to where these low lifes are staying because that makes NO sense.
(I just said ‘these low lifes’…… I am turning in to my mother….)
:: NEWLYWEDS THE FIRST YEAR ::
oh my goodness are any of you watching this season?
oh my. so many things, but these two.
week after week the more I learn the more my face is that emoji with the giant unblinking eyes.
and the couple with the husband that slept with 14 hookers in brazil and has a polygamist dad?! you read that correctly. YOU CAN’T MAKE THAT STUFF UP.
:: mazel of the week ::
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but it goes to lala.
specifically, to lala’s breast implants.
if you’ve been reading for awhile you know I have a bit of boobsession.
I meannnnnn that rank up there with the best of ’em for being small and normal and completely natural looking!
everything else with lala I’ll pass on, but I know how to compliment a lady where a compliment is due!!!
and I really did google a bunch of combinations of things to find a more acceptable picture but SORRY IM NOT SORRY this is all I saw in google images to get the point across. it’s not like I’m appropriate with other stuff anyways…… and pasties make it totally acceptable, right? right!
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.